Washington has issued an APB for former Representative and putative Chief of staff for the Obama White House Rahm Emanuel. Emanuel is 5′ 7″ tall, slight of build and has salt and pepper hair. He is know to cuss like a sailor. He was last seen on December 12th claiming he is getting “death threats” over his multiple meetings with corrupt Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.
Emanuel has been known to hang around with several unsavory characters in the past. It is commonly known that Emanuel has been a close confidant to impeached presidents and senators that have experienced intense sniper fire in Bosnia.
If anyone has seen or heard from Rahm Emanuel, please alert the media. Apparently they have forgotten he exists.
That is all.
Moe Lane
Steve Maley
Dan McLaughlin
Neil Stevens
Daniel Horowitz
Isn't he also a consultant for Hammas?
Old_Crow (Diary) Thursday, January 8th at 6:12AM EST (link)He’s probably busy right now..
“Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm.” — James Madison
Did I miss something?
Dan McLaughlin (Diary) Thursday, January 8th at 10:28AM EST (link)I’m not being snarky, maybe I did. But Rahm’s many faults do not include being insufficiently pro-Israel.
“No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong.” – Winston Churchill
The would-be Chief of Staff for President-elect Obama?
RedFox84 Thursday, January 8th at 6:20AM EST (link)The guy that would strong-arm legislators?
Never heard of ‘im.
No one ’round the White House has heard of ‘im either. And watch your mouth. Bringing up that name gets you a long walk down a short pier in Chicago.
Start lifting the sewer covers
johnt Thursday, January 8th at 10:08AM EST (link)you’ll probably find “tough guy” Rahm slithering around there. Not that he or The Holy One has anything to hide.
“a man’s admiration for absolute government is proportinate to the contempt he feels for those around him”. Tocqueville
It Wouldn't Surprise Me If He's at the Bottom of the Potomac River (nt)
IJB Thursday, January 8th at 10:10AM EST (link)Solution: Make JEFF Emanuel Chief of Staff
streetwise (Diary) Thursday, January 8th at 10:14AM EST (link)This will avoid the pesky tasks of rewriting press releases, etc. True, the inconsistency in first names would remain. But Obama could just say that he “mis-spoke”, and all problems would dissolve in the light of his radiant glory.
Sounds like a plan, no?
Will this be pay per view?
janis (Diary) Thursday, January 8th at 10:29AM EST (link)Staff meetings would be fun. Given Jeff’s views versus the O cabinet members, they’d have to wheel him in dressed in the Hannibal Lecter suit and facemask.
I expect much greater things of Jeff E, but you have to start somewhere.
streetwise (Diary) Thursday, January 8th at 11:15AM EST (link)And the NY Senate seat seems to have been filled according to the mechanics of dynastic succession.
Revised Recipe for Rum Emanuel...it keeps getting better!
speciallist (Diary) Thursday, January 8th at 12:14PM EST (link)Rum Emanuel
First, don’t tell anybody what your doing…you never know who’s listening..
Take
the…a Fifth of light rum1 quart Blue Kool-aid
1 quart Hard Punch
1 quart Impeach Schnapps
Add some Bitters…
Do not shake…Stir with large steak knife
Pour into tall dark glasses and serve cold with a sprig of wagegarnish mint..
And…..you’ll need plenty of
Colored…Cocktail Monkeys to keep people distracted…