I envision a whole population of folks with their carotid arteries just slamming shut like so many screen doors in a hurricane. So, for all you folks anywhere near the coast…..

DUUUCCCCCKKKKKK! Or at least make sure your heavy duty tinfoil hat fits securely and protects your neck.

Who has taken the weight on his shoulder
To stop the oil spill
with nothing but will
Just to be derided by those who are smarter and older.

Shame on you Vlad. LOL

…but Boulder has joined in on the Arizona boycott.

Who was it that said when man stops believing in God, it’s not that he believes in nothing, its that he believes in anything?

Perfect example.

I wonder how Mr Feurmann would differentiate his ‘beliefs’ from praying to any of the occupants Mt Olympus? Other than in his world “pray” is a dirty word, this isn’t at all different from praying to Poseidon or Vulcan or Hades.

(and apparently ON something as well . . .), maybe we can get all the lefties to meditate really, really hard on trying to make BHO’s presidency even more “successful” than it has been thus far. With any luck maybe all of their heads will explode.

– I removed the battery and meditated over it for about five minutes. —

Yeah, right. “Meditated.” Is THAT what you are calling it? More like “muttered,” to be sure. But it did get your Crackberry working again…

NEVER underestimate the power of cursing! It beats hammering someone/thing every time… well sometimes anyway.

But good effort, hippies…and keep your clothes on, please.

HS

While the moonbats are sitting around casually meditating on cracks in rocks, there are hoards of radical Muslims doing jumping jacks on their prayer rugs in meditation that the oil leak sprays hard enough to hit D.C.

I estimate the moonbats are outnumbered.

… for anybody willing to find it and write about it and explain it is the slow response of this guy with the meditative mojo. I mean, what’s he been doing all this time? Sitting around on his duff doing nothing when he could have been meditating all this time? It’s been 15 days now. It’s a scandal.

…the Moronic…er, I mean Harmonic Convergence were hiding. How fitting that this one is holed up in a university office.

Shouldn’t this article be headlined with “How to stop an oil BILL?”
Our Congress gave the oil companies a cap of 75 million dollars, any cost over and above that amount, we, the tax payers, have to pay…We don’t have a Congress of Representatives, we have a bag of power crazy lawyers running our lives…OUT! OUT! OUT!
Spiff

and I think everybody lost consortium over that at some time or another. The good people of coastal Alaska did not do themselves proud over that.

got fixed the same way. We just have to “reach out” to the Other world to get the power…

These people have jobs. Somebody actually pays them to do stuff.

They also vote.

Now I know why I sometimes wake from dreams in a cold sweat.

Jeez.

November from my chair. All together now!