“Who are the idiots that keep re-electing Henry Waxman?”, Part II


No. This is not a joke. This is an actual environmentally-friendly exfoliating bar direct from the Left Coast.

Gotta put this up front too. — Erick

My boss brought me a present when he returned from a vacation to California. Green soap.

You know the little sliver of soap that’s left when you use a bar down to the end? You know how our landfills are absolutely clogged with millions of those little slivers? You know how baby seals, endangered sea turtles and polar bears end up choking on the little slivers that accidentally wash down the drain? Well, the advanced thinkers on the Left Coast have put their collective heads together and come up with a solution to that problem. Behold:

“This innovative ergonomically shaped “waste reducing” soap has been designed to eliminate the unused center of traditional soap bars. This soap is cruelty free and contains no animal fat or byproducts. This carton is made from natural recycled packaging printed with soy based inks.”

As Jethro Bodine would say, “Sha-zam!”

H/T Dave ATN


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Lefty logic on display

izoneguy (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 11:35AM EST (link)

Lefty logic on display

Full of holes

The point cannot be made often enough: Modern liberalism, as embodied in the Obama presidency, is the defender of the status quo. And the status quo is a road to economic ruin. Political forces cannot redistribute the wealth that the economic system does not produce.

 

"Cruelty-free"? Talk about false advertising.

Thrhheggeegwc Jjtkylkfofud (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 11:38AM EST (link)

It’s cruelly stupid.

 

That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen

bk (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 11:45AM EST (link)

Please tell me it’s not serious.

You’d end up with a bigger donut sized sliver that would break into a bunch of small pieces and you’d have even more going to waste.

Greenie logic, amazing ain't it? nt

TNJim (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 11:57AM EST (link)

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Their R&D department forgot to send it to test and evaluation.

penguin2 (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 12:13PM EST (link)

In our house, because folks melt the soap in the shower, we’d be breaking out a new bar everyday. It will melt that much quicker.

I get, we’ll help their economy by buying more bars!

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. – Benjamin Franklin
When Good stands up to Evil, Evil blinks. – Vassar Bushmills

Conservative Education: Suggested Reading List

Activists Taking Action: Unified Patriots

 
 

Here you go

izoneguy (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 12:03PM EST (link)

http://www.travelyellowstone.com/shop/green-natura-body-cleanser-5-pack-0s-200c-201i.html

This is what REAL men use

http://www.restockit.com/5-75-oz-Bar-Lava-Soap-(780-10185).html

The point cannot be made often enough: Modern liberalism, as embodied in the Obama presidency, is the defender of the status quo. And the status quo is a road to economic ruin. Political forces cannot redistribute the wealth that the economic system does not produce.

If you bathe with Lava

Warrior (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 2:36PM EST (link)

You’re going to need some ergonomically correct, environmentally safe body lotion, especially on those delicate ares…

“Racial criteria are irrational, irrelevant, [and] odious to our way of life.” — Thurgood Marshall for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund in the 1950 Supreme Court case of McLaurin v. Oklahoma

Real men don't use lotion either....

izoneguy (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 3:09PM EST (link)

LOL!!!!

The point cannot be made often enough: Modern liberalism, as embodied in the Obama presidency, is the defender of the status quo. And the status quo is a road to economic ruin. Political forces cannot redistribute the wealth that the economic system does not produce.

If "real men" bathe with Lava

Warrior (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 3:54PM EST (link)

they ain’t goin’ to be wearing clothes, either. LOL

“Racial criteria are irrational, irrelevant, [and] odious to our way of life.” — Thurgood Marshall for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund in the 1950 Supreme Court case of McLaurin v. Oklahoma

Heh, real men don't like to wear cloths either

izoneguy (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 4:04PM EST (link)

If you have ever been on an oil rig and been splashed with mud & oil all day then the only way to get everything off is to use lava soap.
I was never a roughneck but I have done video production and photography work around rigs. Sometimes to get the shots the client wants you are right next to the guys swinging the pipes. Liberals won’t have a clue what I am talking about. – Maybe the swinging pipe part might get them excited.

The point cannot be made often enough: Modern liberalism, as embodied in the Obama presidency, is the defender of the status quo. And the status quo is a road to economic ruin. Political forces cannot redistribute the wealth that the economic system does not produce.

Oh no

Warrior (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 4:26PM EST (link)

Brokeback Oilrig on RedState — – Heaven forefend!!!!!!!

“Racial criteria are irrational, irrelevant, [and] odious to our way of life.” — Thurgood Marshall for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund in the 1950 Supreme Court case of McLaurin v. Oklahoma

 
 
 

Whoa whoa whoa

Wing Zero (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 5:31PM EST (link)

I HAD to use lotion after warrior week in basic. My hands were cracked and bleeding. Granted, the worn out hands made me feel like a real man, but I knew that I would be doing more typing in my AFSC than the average Airman.

1-21-09 – We are so screwed… Wait… maybe not just yet.

 
 
 
 
 

ok y'all don't go into the organic store

mom2oneson (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 11:59AM EST (link)

just to warn ya :)

Or over to Etsy.com

kat (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 9:59PM EST (link)

They have all sorts of “green” & “cruelty free” products. Including products for women that you’ll wish you’d never seen…

“Democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.” Thomas Jefferson

 
 

You know, I think they may be on to something...

randy streu (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 12:16PM EST (link)

Capitalism, taking money from stupid greenies who actually buy into that sort of “logic.”

Just… wow. And also… wow.

I think to myself, “the people who would buy that soap actually vote,” and it makes me want to cry on the inside.

yup where is our free market spririt

mom2oneson (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 12:23PM EST (link)

Seriously there is a big market for this kind of stuff. Just go to any organic store :)

I'm all kinds of in favor of soaking the stupid. nt.

randy streu (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 12:24PM EST (link)

Yeah, useful 'clean' idiots as Vlad would say....

johnCV (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 3:11PM EST (link)
 
 
 

need to send a few bars to Waxman & Pelosi

louisiana (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 12:40PM EST (link)

write on the box: CAT– a HOLE bunch of nothing! ( in soy-based ink, of course)

 

Umm...how about just using body wash...

Aaron Gardner (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 12:43PM EST (link)

No sliver left there…and the plastic bottle is recyclable.

conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!

“We’d be much better off if We The People had desired small government enough to keep it.” acat


 

Sure, this is a screwy idea, but Henry got everything right in Cap'n Trade. nt

Steve Maley (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 12:51PM EST (link)

The blogger formerly known as ‘Vladimir’.

 

Jethro didn't say

Warrior (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 2:38PM EST (link)

“Sha-zam”. Goober said it.

“Racial criteria are irrational, irrelevant, [and] odious to our way of life.” — Thurgood Marshall for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund in the 1950 Supreme Court case of McLaurin v. Oklahoma

You're exactly right.

Steve Maley (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 3:01PM EST (link)

Gotta go practive my guzzintas.

The blogger formerly known as ‘Vladimir’.

They are probably out by the

Warrior (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 3:55PM EST (link)

cement pond. LOL

“Racial criteria are irrational, irrelevant, [and] odious to our way of life.” — Thurgood Marshall for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund in the 1950 Supreme Court case of McLaurin v. Oklahoma

 
 

lol actualy it was Gomer, not Goober, Got a PHD in '60's TV !

kyle8 (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 4:11PM EST (link)

nt

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 
 

Would be okay for hotels...

fishbreath (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 4:09PM EST (link)

…since they toss out soap after you leave anyway, and since there’s less of it in these bars…

Of course, that’s assuming the price per unit weight is the same.

 

I hate Cruelty-free soap. I want my soap...

kyle8 (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 4:13PM EST (link)

made form the fat of pitt bulls killed by Micheal Vick.

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 

Prison!

Wing Zero (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 4:32PM EST (link)

Cause it’s got a “handle” so you don’t drop it!

Just sayin’…

1-21-09 – We are so screwed… Wait… maybe not just yet.

 

Funny

ModernAgeFan (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 6:56PM EST (link)

You know that this has to be some undercover fund raising for the VRWC. Everytime we sell a bar to the Green suckers we give out a maniacal laugh. Mwwwaaahaaaahaaahaaahaaa!

 

Are they aware that soap melts in water?

Raven (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 7:56PM EST (link)

just wondering…

“If you do not have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”
Luke 22:36

Yeah, maybe that's the source of the Metal Oxide Salts....nt

Steve Maley (Diary) Tuesday, July 28th at 8:44PM EST (link)

The blogger formerly known as ‘Vladimir’.

I didn't see any suds in that raindbow... nt

Raven (Diary) Wednesday, July 29th at 1:14AM EST (link)

“If you do not have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”
Luke 22:36

 
 
 

The No-Flush Urinals at JPL

Repair_Man_Jack (Diary) Wednesday, July 29th at 12:52AM EST (link)

were always pretty laughable in my opinion.

” I side impenitently with the human race against the modern reformer.” – C.S. Lewis