The Hopenchange Kid swats a fly and PETA wants to declare war.

Will the moonbats fling fake blood at 1600 ?

Maybe PETA goes all the way back to Mr. Soetoro’s roots and they stage a ‘die-in’ on the streets of Kenya Indonesia Hawaii ?

Gonna get me some popcorn and a big glass of sweet tea. I don’t want to miss a minute of this.

It’s amazing what passes for “hard news” these days.

Cheers !

to slow him down…

…it was a setup to make the president look good…

…the fly was just a patsy.

of an alien nature. Immediately following the incident President Patient Zero was quarantened with Agent Scully and flown to the Arctic mothership of Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan. Then Captain Kirk yelled at Khan from the deck of the Enterprise…

OK, I am off the reservation.

You wanna know how to get the fly? It fliess by your face, you threaten its life. It flies by your face again, you send it to the morgue. *That’s* the *Chicago* way! And that’s how you get the fly.

Vincent Price is not pleased!

but I’ve killed 2 flies at the office in the past week by swatting them with a piece of paper. For some reason they were lethargic – I’m no scientist (much less Michael Jordan or Mr. Miyagi) so I don’t know why they are slow right now, but it is the God’s honest truth that I have recently swatted 2 flies dead. That must be why I’m just a little less in awe of the President about this than the hard-hitting, nose-for-news American media.

Reporter: Wouldn’t a fly swatter be easier?
Obama: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Reporter: Ever catch one?
Obama: Not yet.

Well, duuuhhh.

say I have no spine. Did you see the way I laid waste to that fly?

Obama doesn’t have this authority without the approval of the Congress.

This was an inside job, designed to boost the President’s popularity.

That fly was a contributor to the Republican Party, this is clearly patronage at its worst. The Democratic-contributing flies were spared.

Because of recent cuts in Medicaid, that fly won’t get access to the medical care it has a right to as a US citizen or illegal immigrant.

He just did this to silence the fly, as it had evidence that Obama was born in Nigeria.

Of course this is okay because it’s a fly, but if it were a larger animal all of a sudden it would be ‘too big to fail’ and need a bailout.

First they came for the flies, but I wasn’t a fly so I said nothing…

I finally got my wish to be a fly on the wall and that stupid moron had to screw it up for me. He has really messed up my life this time.

Proper grammar saves lives.

Let’s eat Grandma.
Let’s eat, Grandma.

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I would have been more impressed if he ate it. Somehow seeing a big, lizardy tongue shooting out of the One’s mouth to gobble that fly would seem so much more fitting considering his cold-blooded nature and dead eyes.

Yawning could have really led to embarassment!

that Barak was told that the fly had survived a late-term abortion.