thecoondawg's Diary

How to stop Police Brutality in One easy step

The recent El Monte Police Department chase and subsequent “Arse Kickin” brings to light the problem of Police Brutality. This fine upstanding citizen was minding his own business when a Police Officer stopped him for a traffic violation. The driver, Richard Rodriguez, didn’t feel like pulling over because I’m sure he was tired of taking a ride to the local jail (ya see, he was on Parole already for other charges). So, Richard takes off on a famed L.A. County Police Chase. During the chase, Richard flashes his gang sign to the cops because that’s what gang bangers like to do in the heat of battle. Richard places ordinary drivers and citizens in immediate bodily injury as he drives on the sidewalk and crashes into another car. Richards is only stopped after he collides with a parked car and he takes off on foot. Officers, of course, give chase. The Officers are well versed in handling gang members. The same gang members that training to engage Officer in gun battles, train to disarm Officers and train to kill Officers in hand to hand combat. The gangs’ training far outpaces the Officers training. The Officers in pursuit already know that Richard is and doing anything he can to escape. They are thinking for the worst which is gun battle. They know they can turn the corner and Richard will be sitting, waiting to ambush the Officers. The Officers also know that they may have to fight Richard once they catch him. The Officers may have the sight of recent Officers who have died fresh on their minds. They advance towards Richard and he is prone. In a split second, the Officers must switch from “Fight!” to arrest. The bleeding off of adrenaline doesn’t happen fast enough and whammo, Richard receives an attention grabber.

Again, being human stands in the way of another arrest. Which brings us to this point. What is needed is a robot. Just like RoboCop but with no offensive weapons. Humans chase the bad guys and once the chase ends they release the robot to close in with the bad guy and with a boat load of compassion, place the bad guy in hand cuffs. Until that happens, the Cops should keep doing what they are doing. Chase gang bangers who violate laws and when they catch them…..Kick them in the face. Oh yea, I hope we never get Robots.

I tried to turn myself in….FBI refuses to accept.

So I call an FBI friend of mine and the conversation goes like this.

Coondawg: Hey, soooooo, who do I see about turning myself in?

Feeb: What the heck are you talking about?

Coondawg: You know, I’m pro-life, pro give guns to every breathing human, anti big government, deport all illegals….you know A Conservative.

Feeb: For the love of Pete, give me a break. I’ve been getting hammered over that crap all week. I figured I could at least catch a break from you.

Coondawg: Pffft, I figured if you take me to jail now then I could qualify for some sort of stimulus money or government aid to assit convicts.

Feeb: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (dialtone)

Coondawg: Grouch!

Seems all my buddies on the Fed side have their panties in a wad lately. Maybe because they too see themselves on that list. These guy’s are professionals and get quality Intel on well known criminal gangs. Having some “sit behind a desk hate this Country” lib issue a broad “95% of Conservatives fit into this catagory” BOLO (thats a little law enforcement jargon for ya) does nothing but make their job harder (because of knuckelheads like me kiddin them everytime I see them). Napolitano needs to go….as we say “round here” don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya”

Miss USA Contest and its possible destruction.

Carrie Prejean displayed charachter and integrity in last nights Miss USA contest. Something you would think would reap praise from those in the Miss USA organization. Uhhhh, No. Seems organizers of the pageant made this dandy little statement that the were ”personally saddened and hurt that Miss California believes marriage rights belong only to a man and a woman.” Just to make sure I wasn’t missing something I had my youngest kids help me venture into the Constitution (their Dad ain’t too smart) and guess what…….No mention of marriage rights in there. Hmmmm, so anyway, Ms. Prejean comes in 2nd for giving her personal thoughts on States following Vermont recognizing gay marriage. You can only imagine what is being said about her in the MSM. It got me to thinking. Miss North Carolina won the contest. North Carolina being well within the Bible Belt I could not help but think “What if Miss North Carolina is a Christian?” Being a woman she is going to have natrual feelings of sorrow for Ms. Prejean. I watched a few so called “Insiders” of the pageant business say Ms. Prejean was the obvious front runner before Hilton’s question. Miss North Carolina could feel she did not win the crown outright. So I dive into the “What If” game. What if Miss North Carolina gives up her crown? Ms. Prejean becomes Miss USA and represents the organization across the globe. Does the organization allow some “Christian” or more likely their words would be “Bigot Homophobe” to represent the organization? I think they would do anything they could to keep her from the crown. in doing so I think support for the organization would plummet and the organization would no longer be what it is today (whatever that is). Look for TOTUS to be used in the next pageant so these pesky problems with personal honor and integrity will be removed.