The STOCK Act – which is short for the Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge Act; honestly, I wish that they’d stop coming up with cute names for these. This particular one is not really obnoxious, but some of them have really reached for the acronym – started to get really pushed through last year, once it came out that Members of Congress, including then-Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, were profiting unduly from legal insider trading*. I call it ‘legal’ not in the sense that there was nothing wrong with said insider trading; I call it ‘legal’ because Congress exempted itself from the rules that the rest of us have to follow. The distinction is important. It’s perfectly legal for, say, Senator Dianne Feinstein to buy into a biostock company just before the company picks up a fat government subsidy check, even if she knew about it ahead of time. That’s the problem.
Anyway, one of the more egregious things being done – again, involving then-Speaker Pelosi in at least one case – was the practice of offering Members of Congress a favorable position from which to buy into an IPO. Pelosi in particular used this practice to buy into a Visa IPO, right before credit card legislation that hampered Visa got somehow sidetracked in Congress for a year; she ended up making a killing on the (again, ‘LEGAL’) deal. And, naturally, the amendment that would ban this practice in the future has been named the ‘Pelosi Provision’ by Republicans. By all accounts, the former Speaker is unhappy about this; I am uncertain whether or not that she is as unhappy about this as I am that the woman made several million unfortunately-legal dollars off of her former position to manipulate and delay legislation, but I somehow doubt it.
The STOCK Act – which is short for the Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge Act; honestly, I wish that they’d stop coming up with cute names for these. This particular one is not really obnoxious, but some of them have really reached for the acronym – started to get really pushed through last year, once it came out that Members of Congress, including then-Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, were profiting unduly from legal insider trading*. I call it ‘legal’ not in the sense that there was nothing wrong with said insider trading; I call it ‘legal’ because Congress exempted itself from the rules that the rest of us have to follow. The distinction is important. It’s perfectly legal for, say, Senator Dianne Feinstein to buy into a biostock company just before the company picks up a fat government subsidy check, even if she knew about it ahead of time. That’s the problem.
Anyway, one of the more egregious things being done – again, involving then-Speaker Pelosi in at least one case – was the practice of offering Members of Congress a favorable position from which to buy into an IPO. Pelosi in particular used this practice to buy into a Visa IPO, right before credit card legislation that hampered Visa got somehow sidetracked in Congress for a year; she ended up making a killing on the (again, ‘LEGAL’) deal. And, naturally, the amendment that would ban this practice in the future has been named the ‘Pelosi Provision’ by Republicans. By all accounts, the former Speaker is unhappy about this; I am uncertain whether or not that she is as unhappy about this as I am that the woman made several million unfortunately-legal dollars off of her former position to manipulate and delay legislation, but I somehow doubt it.
In fact, according to people I’ve spoken to who are aware of the decision making processes at Komen, Fleischer had nothing to do with Komen’s strategy or decision on this matter. I use the word “pre-emptive” because it seems Think Progress and the left wanted to get this out there quickly, damn the facts, to distract from Brendan Daly.
According to people close to the Komen Foundation I’ve spoken to, it was not Fleischer who was involved in the strategy and PR related to the Planned Parenthood decision, but rather Nancy Pelosi’s former press secretary and Ogilvy Public Relations executive Brendan Daly.
Think Progress seemingly wanted to jump the gun and blame a Republican for a disastrous PR strategy when it was not just any Democrat, but one tied to Nancy Pelosi, who was quick out of the gate condemning the Komen Foundation.
Maybe Komen should have gone with Edelman instead.
In fact, according to people I’ve spoken to who are aware of the decision making processes at Komen, Fleischer had nothing to do with Komen’s strategy or decision on this matter. I use the word “pre-emptive” because it seems Think Progress and the left wanted to get this out there quickly, damn the facts, to distract from Brendan Daly.
According to people close to the Komen Foundation I’ve spoken to, it was not Fleischer who was involved in the strategy and PR related to the Planned Parenthood decision, but rather Nancy Pelosi’s former press secretary and Ogilvy Public Relations executive Brendan Daly.
Think Progress seemingly wanted to jump the gun and blame a Republican for a disastrous PR strategy when it was not just any Democrat, but one tied to Nancy Pelosi, who was quick out of the gate condemning the Komen Foundation.
Maybe Komen should have gone with Edelman instead.
Why were the Republicans content to hold a minority status in the House of Representatives for 40 years – that’s a question that should be addressed? They were perfectly content playing gotcha and what ifs for all of those years living the good life asking taxpayers to work harder, work longer hours because even back then they couldn’t balance a budget or address the real issues at hand.
Over the years, they’d grown accustomed to the many amenities offered so they took the road of least resistance enjoying the good life pretty much forgetting that they were a public servant.
When Newt Gingrich entered stage left determined to take the House back giving Republicans control they were pretty excited and supported Newt, until they discovered that Newt had a reason for wanting Republicans to control the House meaning they were going to have to shed their “cushy” jobs roll up their sleeves and actually do an honest day’s work.
A few disgruntled Republicans attempted a coup against Newt, which blew up in smoke and left them with egg on their face. Then they worked with Pelosi and filed 84 ethics violations against Newt; he was exonerated on all of these frivolous complaints.
In 2009, we can pretty much compare the attitude and performance of the Old Republican Establishment to the early 1950”s – they have transitioned back to a “do nothing party.” In 2009 the nonchalant “do nothing party” growled and complained about the 787 billion dollar stimulus and the rapidly growing National Deficit and then retreated to their little cocoons safe from public scrutiny.
In the meantime Obama, Pelosi, Reid and the Democrats had a hay day redistributing taxpayers’ hard earned money. Where were the Republicans in 2009 and 2010 when Obama passed the Obamacare, redistributed our money to corrupt lenders, Unions, Special Interest groups and paid his big bundlers off in advance so his second term would be a “shoo in.”
Why didn’t they protect our businesses big and small from being devoured by the EPA and Obamacare? Their feeble excuse that they were a minority just doesn’t hold water!
It’s obvious that they weren’t doing their job – Americans weren’t even in the cheap seats, they were literally non-existent players, because the Old Republican Establishment threw up their hands and said “there’s nothing we can do we’re in the minority.”
Here’s where the _ _ _ _ hits the fan friends, they could have prevented the Obamacare fiasco if they’d wanted to get their hands dirty and find out what was really going on behind closed doors.
They could have stopped the billions of dollars that the DOE (Department of Energy) handed out to Obama’s green octopuses, but they didn’t. They could have monitored every dime of our stimulus money and protected our investment, but they were just too busy playing Washington Politics to be bothered with anything as trivial as 787 billion dollars, a healthcare bill and a runaway EPA.
In 2010 an awesome group of freshman Republicans actually helped them take control of the House once again; this was even a larger prevalence of freshmen Republicans then in 1994.
Freshmen like Paul Ryan, Marco Rubio, Allen West and about 83 other Republican freshmen landed in Washington D.C. ready to “Take Back Our Country but the old establishment clapped their hands, did a lot of back patting, crowing and strutting around and immediately clambered to get back into their little cocoons and returned to their “elite do nothing club.”
The old Republican establishment don’t want Newt Gingrich back in Washington; they don’t want to roll up their sleeves and get their hands dirty. In fact they’d rather point fingers, complain and pretend they’re fighting the good fight to take back our Country while 14 million Americans are without jobs and millions are still losing their homes.
PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report Viking Hall Bristol, TN
Thursday January 26th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
Suave begins but is interrupted by a commotion in the back.
Suave: “Hold on a second. I’ve been told to send it to PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein. Woodward?”
Bernstein is in the back. In the background, ArizonaGovernor Jan Brewer (R) is in the middle of an intense conversation with PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL).
Bernstein: “This has been brewing for quite a while. Brewer and Obama don’t see eye to eye about much of anything. Ah, here comes Brewer.”
Brewer says that Obama’s upset about what she said about him in her book- Scorpions for Breakfast. “It is what it is. I proceeded to say that to him, and he chose to walk away from me.” Brewer adds that in life, we all have our bad days. Sometimes we say and do things we could all take back. Tonight, is not one of those days. She will not be intimidated.
Obama is now in the ring and says he can’t hear a word Brewer is saying, perhaps she should come into the ring. Brewer retorts that he doesn’t work for Obama. Obama responds that he is the PCW CEO and she will listen to what he has to say. Obama says she’s being disrespectful to the office of PCW CEO.
The crowd then roars when Charlie Blackwell of the American Heartland Coalition comes out.
Blackwell: “And you, Mr. PCW CEO, are being disrespectful to the people of Arizona…and other states by siccing your minions on them.”
Obama tells Blackwell he just made a huge mistake and that he can either apologize to him or face Democrat Yamamoto Tanaka- The Japanese SuperDestroyer in a Falls Count Anywhere match right now. Blackwell: “Bring it on!”
MATCH #1
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) vs. ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D) w/Reika
Charlie Blackwell(American Heartland Coalition)
HT: 6′ 4″ WT: 215 HOME: New Braunfels, TX
FIN: Tazzmission (Katahajime)
MGR: Kenzie Blackwell
Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
HT: 6′ 9″ WT: 350, HOME: Nagano, Japan
FIN: Japanese Super Destroyer
MGR: Mrs. Miyagi
[...Tanaka lifts Blackwell and delivers a back breaker. Blackwell goes to the floor.]
Suave: “Hold on a second! What’s John McCain doing down there?”
[McCain (R-AZ), accompanied by Jan Brewer, sneaks up behind Tanaka with a blackjack. *WHAP* Tanaka falls head first on the floor. Reika is pissed off and runs over to check on her wrestler. Brewer pulls her away just as Blackwell hits a frog splash on Tanaka and then a corkscrew legdrop.]
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! McCain interferes in the match? Why?”
McCain comes over to the broadcast table and grabs a microphone and justifies his interference because PCW CEO Obama can be ‘abrasive.’ When asked for further clarification…
McCain: “Bobby Jindal, the governor of Louisiana, had a similar exchange with the president. It’s very well-known that he has a prickly personality and I think it’s been displayed in both of those cases. And I also think that Jan Brewer is very concerned about the security on our border.”
[Blackwell takes Tanaka into the ring. Blackwell runs in and leg drops Tanaka. Blackwell follows with a handspring moonsault. Blackwell then hits a screwdriver on Tanaka and slaps on the Katahajime. Tanaka has no choice but to tap out. ]
Tanaka is furious and storms into PCW Executive Committee Chief Harry Reid‘s (D-NV) office. Reid is meeting with Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and seems surprised to see the huge Japanese wrestler standing before him. Reika walks in and demands to know where the back up was and how in the hell John ‘freakin’ McCain was able to get a cheap shot on him?
Reid tries to calm the big guy down but Reika isn’t having any of it. Tanaka was promised a lot of things to come back to the Democrats and he’s been screwed out of a title shot. Reid responds that Tanaka had a shot for the title and blew it when he couldn’t get past O’Beck Bahama (D) and ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D). Reid then tells him that he’s got bigger things to worry about- like the new alliance between the PCW Champion Daniel-San (R) and John Creese and his Cobra Cons.
Reid: “If you want to be useful, help Chism win the PCW title!”
Rand Paul: “Just think what I would have done if I really really, really irate?”
Suave: “Make more phone calls?”
MATCH #2- Hostages on a Pole Match
Navy Seals 1 and 2 vs. Pirate Captain Jack Suarez and Pirate First Mate Jay
[The two Pirates are in the ring but the Navy Seals are no where to be found. The bell rings and Navy Seal #1 slides in from underneath the ring. Bulldog. Sit down facebuster. Pirate Jay tries to help but he's cut down by Navy Seal #2. Navy Seal #1 rolls up Captain Jack...1...2...3.]
WINNER: The Navy Seals @ 1:15
The Seals cut down the hostages and leave the ring.
Steve Hunter’s Three Sentence Political Commentary- because three sentences is all you need to get your point across.
TOPIC: Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona v. President Obama- Dust Up in Arizona
1. Perhaps if the President of the United States would stop using the Justice Department as a hammer against the states, there might not be this outwardly antagonistic atmosphere that permeates Brewer and Obama’s working relationship.
2. Unfortunately, said relationship causes the real issue to be clouded and when there is a definitive security problem on the Mexican border it’s a crime that goes back to the Bush Administration that the federal government has not taken constructive action to secure the border.
3. Perhaps if the President were more concerned about that instead of how he’s perceived in someone’s book, the people of Arizona, and Texas, New Mexico, and California, might feel a little bit better about the issue of unfettered illegal immigrants streaming into the country.
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Suave: “Boy, that was a mouthful. Where’s my theasaurus?”
Jennifer Rubin of the Washington Post walks out and announces that Newt Gingrich can’t win. Rubin contends that only a candidate who is ‘electable’ should emerge from the nominating process and that candidate is NOT Newt.
K-Roy (R) walks out with Gingrich. K-Roy says he’s beaten their man, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott not once but twice now. K-Roy says it’s the Republican Establishment who are afraid of Newt- not the American people.
Rubin tells K-Roy he’s a wrestler and not a politician and to ‘run along.’ K-Roy tells Rubin to tell Scott to get his ass in the ring and he’ll beat it all over the ring…again.
K-Roy gets in the ring but Scott does not come out. Bob Dole does.
Suave: “Oh, great. K-Roy’s going to kill Bob Dole in the ring.”
Thankfully, Dole does not get into the ring but reads from a statement:
I have not been critical of Newt Gingrich but it is now time to take a stand before it is too late. If Gingrich is the nominee it will have an adverse impact on Republican candidates running for county, state, and federal offices. Hardly anyone who served with Newt in Congress has endorsed him and that fact speaks for itself. He was a one-man-band who rarely took advice. It was his way or the highway.
Gingrich served as Speaker from 1995 to 1999 and had trouble within his own party. By 1997 a number of House Republican members wanted to throw him out as Speaker. But he hung on until after the 1998 elections when Newt could read the writing on the wall. His mounting ethics problems caused him to resign in early 1999. I know whereof I speak as I helped establish a line of credit of $150,000 to help Newt pay off the fine for his ethics violations. In the end, he paid the fine with money from other sources.
Gingrich had a new idea every minute and most of them were off the wall. He loved picking a fight with Bill Clinton because he knew this would get the attention of the press. This and a myriad of other specifics like shutting down the government helped to topple Gingrich in 1998.
In my run for the presidency in 1996 the Democrats greeted me with a number of negative TV ads and in every one of them Newt was in the ad. He was very unpopular and I am not only certain that this did not help me, but that it also cost House seats that year. Newt would show up at the campaign headquarters with an empty bucket in his hand — that was a symbol of some sort for him — and I never did know what he was doing or why he was doing it, and I’m not certain he knew either.
The Democrats are spending millions of dollars running negative ads against Romney as they are hoping that Gingrich will be the nominee which could result in a landslide victory for Obama and a crushing defeat for Republicans from the courthouse to the White House. Democrats are not running ads against Gingrich which is further proof they want to derail Governor Romney.
In my opinion if we want to avoid a sweeping victory by Obama in November, Republicans should nominate Governor Romney as our standard bearer. He could win because he has the requisite experience in the public and private sectors. He would be a PCW CEO in whom we could have confidence and he would make us proud.
Suave: “Whoa! Bob Dole lays it down against Newt Gingrich!”
Steve Hunter’s Three Sentence Political Commentary- because three sentences is all you need to get your point across.
TOPIC: Democratic Rep. Jan Schakowsky (Ill.) re: Keystone XL- “Twenty thousand jobs is really not that many jobs, and investing in green technologies will produce that and more…”
1. Sure, tell that to one of the 20,000 gainfully seeking employment.
2. The Green technologies who produce jobs- you mean the ones that keep going bankrupt- those jobs?
3. Really?
K-Roy is still in the ring. Finally, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott runs out and it’s on again.
[Scott and K-Roy throw haymakers left and right at each other. Rick Santorum (R-PA) and Ron Paul (R-TX) run down but once again they are reduced to being spectators.]
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! HERE COMES CORPORATE MIGHT!”
Big Oil (R)
HT: 6′ 11″ WT: 323, HOME: Houston, TX
FIN: Oklahoma Driller (modified piledriver)
MGR: Texas Tex and Gordon Guyko
‘The Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit” Kirk Walstreit (R)
HT: 6-2 WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Stock Market Plunge
MGR: Gordon Guyko
[Big Oil and Walstreit hit the ring and toss Scott aside to attack K-Roy. Big Oil lays the chops across K-Roy's chest. Walstreit delivers a couple of stiff right hands. Gingrich is up on the apron screaming at the referee to stop this. 'The Queen of Political Extreme' Ann Coulter runs down and pulls Gingrich off the apron. Gingrich and Coulter exchange words. Big Oil lifts K-Roy up...OKLAHOMA DRILLER!]
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! BIG OIL JUST SPIKED K-ROY!”
Down runs T-Roy (R) and the Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade (R). They wade into the fray and it turns into a pier six brawl.
At the top of the ramp, PCW CEO Obama, Big Union: Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker, The California Teacher’s Union, PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism all watch. Big Labor asks Obama if they should go down there and kick some ass. Obama says that’s not necessary- they’re doing just fine.
Listening to Barack Obama’s State of the Union Speech last night was like listening to just about every one of his SOTU speeches…
Actually, with the exception of Obama’s promise to sign a law making Congressional insider trading illegal [Martha Stewart may have some resort recommendations for Nancy Pelosi], listening to Obama’s SOTU speech really was listening to his other speeches, as this RNC video points out.
Listening to Barack Obama’s State of the Union Speech last night was like listening to just about every one of his SOTU speeches…
Actually, with the exception of Obama’s promise to sign a law making Congressional insider trading illegal [Martha Stewart may have some resort recommendations for Nancy Pelosi], listening to Obama’s SOTU speech really was listening to his other speeches, as this RNC video points out.
PCW Extreme Political TV
North Charleston Arena North Charleston, SC
Monday January 23rd, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave
From PCW South Carolina Slaughter This Past Saturday Night
[...Kevin Scott hits a Russian legsweep on K-Roy. Roll up...1...2...
Suave: "I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S THE ALASKAN PITBULL SARAH PALIN AND SHE JUST MADE THE SAVE FOR K-ROY!"
The crowd roars as Palin slides right back out of the ring. Mitt Romney can't believe it. Newt Gingrich gets up on the ring apron and urges K-Roy on...]
[...the crowd stands and let's out another roar as Chuck Freakin' Norris hits the ring. Scott is totally confused by this turn of events. Norris whirls around and nails a spinning heel kick on Scott and the American Citizen becomes totally unconscious.
Suave: "K-Roy with the cover!"
The referee counts...1...2...3.
Suave: "K-ROY'S DONE IT! A STUNNING VICTORY FOR K-ROY AND NEWT GINGRICH THAT A WEEK AGO- NO ONE SAW COMING!"]
Suave notes the buzz in the crowd tonight coming off a memorable PCW South Carolina Slaughter show. And now it’s on to next Tuesday night’s PCW Tussle in Tallahassee, Florida show. Can ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) rebound from a disappointing loss in South Carolina? Can Newt Gingrich (R-GA) keep the momentum going? Can Rick Santorum (R-PA) break through and throw this thing completely wide open?
But first, the national anthem by Steven Tyler…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i25CmHx2kbM
Suave: “Oh, dear…what were they thinking?”
Romney hit the ring and cut a promo with full guns blazing on Gingrich. Romney called Gingrich an insider who lobbied for big money clients.
Romney: “In the 15 years after he left Washington D.C., Gingrich worked as an influence peddler for his big money clients. When I was Governor of Massachusetts, I made Ted Kennedy refinance his house.”
This brought Gingrich out. He called Romney out on the income tax issue. Romney shot back that after much reflection and soul searching, he decided to put out two years of tax returns.
Romney: “That’s more than anyone else in this race.”
Romney then fired back about Freddie Mac and called Gingrich a lobbyist. Gingrich said he wasn’t. Romney said he was. Gingrich: “No, I’m not.” Romney: “Yes you are.”
Rick Santorum (R-PA) and Ron Paul (R-TX) come out and try to get into the conversation.
Gingrich: “No, I’m not.” Romney: “Yes you are.” Gingrich: “No, I’m not.” Romney: “Yes you are.”
Santorum and Paul again try to jump in…
Gingrich: “No, I’m not.” Romney: “Yes you are.” Gingrich: “No, I’m not.” Romney: “Yes you are.”
Gingrich: “Wait a second. I just read that Romney gave John McCain 23 years worth of tax returns in 2008 when he was a candidate to join the ticket.”
Romney: “And your point?”
Gingrich: “And McCain ended up choosing Sarah Palin (R-AK) instead?”
Romney: “HEY!”
MATCH #1
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/”The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) vs. K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
Scott comes out and he’s pissed. Suave says he’s never seen Scott this angry before. Scott throws K-Roy over the top rope and grabs a chair. *WHAP* *WHAP*
Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”
*WHAP* After the third chairshot, Scott throws the chair at K-Roy and flings him into the steel barricade. He places K-Roy face up over the barricade and climbs a table…guillotine leg drop!
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SCOTT’S SNAPPED!”
K-Roy somehow pulls himself up and tries to get away. Scott grabs him from behind and hits a belly to back suplex on the floor. Scott then pulls K-Roy up and launches him into the steel steps. Scott then standing drop kicks K-Roy into the steel steps…
…end of match. K-Roy is bloodied and barely standing.
Suave: “Scott’s in control. Will he finish the job tonight?”
The crowd turns to the back. A familiar face ambles down to the ring.
Scott sees Thompson and immediately tries to push him. Romney tries to get Scott to refocus back on K-Roy. Scott and Thompson exchange words. K-Roy pulls himself up…K-BOMB!
Suave: “HOLY CRAP! DESPERATION K-BOMB BY K-ROY!
Now Scott’s down and woozy. K-Roy, with help from Fred Thompson, throws Scott back into the ring. K-Roy rolls in. Grabs the legs…spins around. FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! Scott’s in trouble…Scott can’t get away…Scott taps!
The crowd stands and gives Congresswoman Giffords a standing ovation.
Recap- Daniel-San’s (I) PCW Title Defense vs. Valora Salinas (I)from PCW South Carolina Slaughter After a two minute sequence that saw near-falls by both wrestlers and had the crowd on their feet, John Creese and his Cobra Conservative gang(R) – Johnny, Dutch, Tommy, and Jimmy, made their way to the ring. Creese and his group entered the ring and it appeared they were going to attack Daniel-San again. However, Creese sic’d his Cobra Cons on Valora...
…Salinas was obliterated by a Crane Kick by Daniel-San that nearly took her head off. Unconscious on unable to defend herself, Daniel-San slapped on the Labell Lock and the referee called the match. However, Daniel-San refused to release the hold, even after Mrs. Miyagi pleaded with him to do so. Creese’s Cobra Cons then annihilated Mrs. Miyagi and left her in a crumpled heap in the ring.
Daniel-San (R) comes out with John Creese and the Cobra Cons and calls Mrs. Miyagi out. As Creese et all look menacingly on, Daniel-San tells Mrs. Miyagi that he will describe her factor in his success in one word: Failure. The crowd starts to boo. Daniel-San says Mrs. Miyagi was a failure of a manager, a failure at managing his career, and a failure as a human being.
Daniel-San: “John Creese has shown me the right path to take. So as of now, Mrs. Miyagi, you’re fired!”
Again, the crowd boos and debris flood the ring. Daniel-San calls the audience a bunch of jealous wannabes who’d give anything to be in his position right now. He now has money, power, and prestige.
Creese gets on the mic and tells Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich that Daniel-San is the new face of the Republicans and they’d be wise to show him the proper respect he deserves.
Creese: “Daniel-San is the Republican’s number one wrestler. Not ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott. Not that redneck hick, K-Roy. Daniel-San- the PCW Champion!”
Suave: “Well, this totally sucks.”
The crowd continues to litter the ring with debris.
SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST:
Charlie Ray Carlson and the Co-Dependents
‘Shut Up and Drink My Beer”
“I’m sitting at a bar stool
They’ve got the TV on
It’s one of those political pundit shows
Who says the other side is wrong
I ask the bartender to change it now
And I make it very clear
I didn’t come in to hear political noise
I came in to drink some beer
“They say the cover of Fox News could be slightly skewed
And MSNBC may have a particular point of view
As for CNN, let me make this crystal clear
I wish they’d all shut up…
And let me drink my beer.
I know y’all claim to be- impartial and fairl
Y’all just need to shut up
And let me drink my beer…..
”I already know how bad things are
Because I live it every day
We know the economy’s bad- and jobs are few
And we all have bills to pay
The government prints the money they need
While the rest of us are in arrears
Staying afloat in an ocean of debt
And not enough cash to buy a beer
*
“They say the cover of Fox News could be slightly skewed
And MSNBC may have a particular point of view
As for CNN, let me make this crystal clear
I wish they’d all shut up…
And let me drink my beer.
I know y’all claim to be- impartial and fairl
Y’all just need to shut up
And let me drink my beer
Yee-haw
*
“Both parties- they’re all the same
They point fingers at each other to blame
For the way things are what they are
I can barely afford to drive my car
Raise a glass for the common man
Who’s only doing the best he can
Raise a middle finger if you’re pissed
And tell the politicians to occupy this
“They say the cover of Fox News could be slightly skewed
And MSNBC may have a particular point of view
As for CNN, let me make this crystal clear
I wish they’d all shut up…
And let me drink my beer.
I know y’all claim to be- impartial and fairl
Y’all just need to shut up
And let me drink my beer
Can’t I sit here in peace and
Just drink my beer.”
Recap: PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins (D) Match from PCW South Carolina Slaughter Leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi(D-CA) walked out with Democrat wrestler Kathryn Randall Collins.
Reid and Pelosi told the referee to ring the bell for a PCW Women’s title match. KRC rolled the unconscious Valora over and made the cover. Reid and Pelosi demanded that the referee make the 3 count. He does reluctantly and KRC is given the PCW Women’s Title belt as a result.
Collins is in the ring with Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). Collins says those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it. She has been the PCW Women’s champion not one, not two, not three, but now FOUR times.
KRC: “When you forget your place, Valora Salinas, you become irrelevant. I am the greatest Women’s champion in PCW history for a reason.”
Pelosi congratulates Collins on her win. She states that the women’s division now has a champion that young women can look up to. It’s only fitting that the women’s title is now heard by a Democrat because the Democrats are the natural home for women.
Suave: “Apparently, Ann Coulter isn’t a woman. Or Sarah Palin.”
Pelosi then denounced the Daniel-San switch to the Republicans. She says the only way that the Republicans can win is by hook or by crook.
Sarah Mae Smith- ‘The American Girl’ (R): “Okay, it’s getting deep in here. Ms. Pelosi, what do you call what went down when you stole the title from Valora Saturday night?”
Pelosi responds that Smith’s characterization is categorically wrong and besides, “at least, we did it for the right reason.”
Smith climbs into the ring and confronts KRC. KRC tells her to leave. Smith slaps her. And KRC tackles her.
Suave: “CAT-FIIIIIIGHT! CAT-FIIIIIIIGHT!”
Pelosi tries to pull KRC off of Smith. ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R) runs to the ring and attempts to pull Smith away from KRC. Mass confusion in the ring as the show ends…
K-Roy (R), seconded by Newt Gingrich (R-GA) pinned ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) at 16:22 to win at South Carolina Slaughter tonight in Columbia, South Carolina.
After Chuck Norris hit the ring and connected with a spinning heel kick on Scott, K-Roy hit a K-Bomb on the ‘American Citizen’ to set up the final pin. Also making a difference in the match, ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R-AK) who made the save on a pin attempt by Scott. ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) got into a heated argument with Palin afterwards and K-Roy seized on the momentum change to swing the match in his direction.
Post match, Romney vowed that he was in the Republican contest to challenge PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) in the fall for the long run. He also gave Scott a vote of confidence after a tough week that’s witnessed the ascension of K-Roy as a major player in the PCW singles division.
The main event featured PCW Champion, Independent Daniel-San, accompanied to the ring by Mrs. Miyagi, versus PCW Women’s Champion and PCW’s Queen of Extreme Valora Salinas for the PCW Title.
The match started off with an impressive series of technical wrestling of all things and Daniel-San controlled the early going. But soon enough, Valora showed just why she is considered PCW’s Queen of Extreme by incorporating a steel folding chair and other sundry weaponry into the match.
After a two minute sequence that saw near-falls by both wrestlers and had the crowd on their feet, John Creese and his Cobra Conservative gang(R) – Johnny, Dutch, Tommy, and Jimmy, made their way to the ring. Creese and his group entered the ring and it appeared they were going to attack Daniel-San again. However, Creese sic’d his Cobra Cons on Valora.
Salinas, an independent with no real allies to come to her rescue, was obliterated by the four on one attack and then decked by a Crane Kick by Daniel-San that nearly took her head off. Unconscious on unable to defend herself, Daniel-San slapped on the Labell Lock and the referee called the match. However, Daniel-San refused to release the hold, even after Mrs. Miyagi pleaded with him to do so. Creese’s Cobra Cons then annihilated Mrs. Miyagi and left her in a crumpled heap in the ring.
Finally, Daniel-San left the ring with Creese and company to a chorus of boos and debris being hurled in his direction. To everyone’s great surprise, Leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) walked out with Democrat wrestler Kathryn Randall Collins.
Reid and Pelosi told the referee to ring the bell for a PCW Women’s title match. KRC rolled the unconscious Valora over and made the cover. Reid and Pelosi demanded that the referee make the 3 count. He does reluctantly and KRC is given the PCW Women’s Title belt as a result.
Tune in to PCW Extreme Political TV Monday night to see what ramifications there are from what went down tonight.
K-Roy (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) defeated ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) backed by ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA), The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA), and Jim Schmidt (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX).
PCW Champion Daniel-San (I) retained over PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) with the Labell Lock. Daniel-San declared his allegiance with the Republicans after the match.
Kathryn Randall Collins (D) pinned PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) to win the Women’s title.
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