Out: Hitler analogies. In: rape demagoguery.  If you are a morally bankrupt Leftist, that is. And it’s not just ‘fringe’, either. Mainstream Democrats, including our own Vice-President, are hopping on the revolting bandwagon that reached the nadir of it’s journey this week. While it’s been well-shown that Democrats are not For The Women, in fact they are anything but, the reprehensible actions of late have shown the depth of their depravity and their outright contempt and disdain for women.

Their true misogynistic colors were never more clearly exposed than they were during the putting forth of two contemptible memes, invented by the Left, in the past couple of weeks. The first one was that the rampant rapes at OWS camps are totally okay. Because, A Cause. Jumping right in came the ever disgusting Keith Olbermann, late to the whitewashing of OWS gravy train. He started by not denouncing  Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas’s statement that no one cares if women are raped at OWS camps because it’s about the message. Suck it up, ladies! What’s a little rape if it’s for a cause? It’s all about the “movement”. Women, as always, are disposable and expendable to the Left. And victims can be re-victimized and exploited; the end justifies the means, you see. Even if the means are raped women.

He then doubled-down by claiming that a 14 year old girl had consensual sex, so it wasn’t rape. With a 24 year old convicted sex offender. To Olbermann, a vile, despicable excuse for a man (I wouldn’t want to disparage illegitimate children by comparing them to this scum), it’s no big whoop. I mean, she’d probably just grow up to be a mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick anyway, right Keith? It wasn’t truly surprising, since the Left pulled the same thing in defense of their fellow traveler, Roman Polanski. Remember, that wasn’t rape-rape of a 13 year old child. It’s not child rape if someone who shares your Lefty ideology does it. Plus, I’m sure they think, hey, he only sodomized her. He was saving her from the risk of a ‘punishing’ pregnancy and the threat of actual rape via ultrasound. Which leads us to the second exploitative meme: transvaginal ultrasounds are the equivalent of rape.

As a woman who has experienced both, the equating of a transvaginal ultrasound with rape is beyond despicable. For the women, my arse.

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Out: Hitler analogies. In: rape demagoguery.  If you are a morally bankrupt Leftist, that is. And it’s not just ‘fringe’, either. Mainstream Democrats, including our own Vice-President, are hopping on the revolting bandwagon that reached the nadir of it’s journey this week. While it’s been well-shown that Democrats are not For The Women, in fact they are anything but, the reprehensible actions of late have shown the depth of their depravity and their outright contempt and disdain for women.

Their true misogynistic colors were never more clearly exposed than they were during the putting forth of two contemptible memes, invented by the Left, in the past couple of weeks. The first one was that the rampant rapes at OWS camps are totally okay. Because, A Cause. Jumping right in came the ever disgusting Keith Olbermann, late to the whitewashing of OWS gravy train. He started by not denouncing  Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas’s statement that no one cares if women are raped at OWS camps because it’s about the message. Suck it up, ladies! What’s a little rape if it’s for a cause? It’s all about the “movement”. Women, as always, are disposable and expendable to the Left. And victims can be re-victimized and exploited; the end justifies the means, you see. Even if the means are raped women.

He then doubled-down by claiming that a 14 year old girl had consensual sex, so it wasn’t rape. With a 24 year old convicted sex offender. To Olbermann, a vile, despicable excuse for a man (I wouldn’t want to disparage illegitimate children by comparing them to this scum), it’s no big whoop. I mean, she’d probably just grow up to be a mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick anyway, right Keith? It wasn’t truly surprising, since the Left pulled the same thing in defense of their fellow traveler, Roman Polanski. Remember, that wasn’t rape-rape of a 13 year old child. It’s not child rape if someone who shares your Lefty ideology does it. Plus, I’m sure they think, hey, he only sodomized her. He was saving her from the risk of a ‘punishing’ pregnancy and the threat of actual rape via ultrasound. Which leads us to the second exploitative meme: transvaginal ultrasounds are the equivalent of rape.

As a woman who has experienced both, the equating of a transvaginal ultrasound with rape is beyond despicable. For the women, my arse.

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PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Comanche County Fairgrounds
Lawton, Oklahoma
Thursday February 2nd, 2012
Announcer: Johnny Suave

Hello and welcome to another PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN report.  Tonight’s show from Lawton, Oklahoma started with a 10 bell salute to the late, great boxing trainer, Angelo Dundee.

Dundee was the famed trainer of such boxing greats as Muhammad Ali and Sugar Ray Leonard among others.  He was truly one of the greats.

Then on the big screen…

Donald Trump (R)

That’s right.  The Donald himself.  Showing up at the back door of the Coliseum, Trump was hustled into the building by security.

‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave wondered why the Donald was here tonight.  Then Newt Gingrich (R-GA) appeared in the back and went skipping through the hallway.  Suave put one and one together and surmised that the Donald was here tonight to deliver some much needed help to the Gingrich campaign by giving him his endorsement.

MATCH #1
Dr. Annabel ‘The Cannibal’ Lecktor w/FBI Agent Charlize Starling and Roseanne Barr (Green Party)
vs.
‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R)

This match got off to a bizarre start when Barr joined Dr. Lecktor in the ring and announced she was running for PCW CEO with the Green Party.

And of course, the referee delivered the prefunctionary warning to Dr. Lecktor that any attempt to remove her mask would result in an immediate disqualification.  As always, FBI Agent Starling stood nearby with her cattle prod just in case.

End of match…

[...Dallas hits a springboard bulldog and slams Dr. Lecktor's head onto the mat.  Dr. Lecktor adjusts her mask and then kicks Dallas in the groin.  Mule kicks by Dr. Lecktor sends Dallas reeling into the ropes.  Lecktor throws the Texas Cowgirl to the mat and locks in the Hell's Gate.   Referee checks for a tap out...Dr. Lecktor cinches it tighter...Dallas has no choice but to tap. ]

WINNER: Dr. Annabel ‘The Cannibal’ Lecktor (Green Party) @ 6:11

So, Dr. Lecktor gets her first win in PCW in some time.  Post match, she beats on Dallas some more, while Roseanne celebrates outside the ring by screeching annoyingly at the top of her lungs, and then the doctor begins to take her mask off.  FBI Agent Starling wastes no time in cattle prodding Dr. Lecktor into submission.  One hoped that Agent Starling would do the same to Roseanne- but no luck.

Next, ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA) entered the arena coming off a very successful night at PCW Tussle in Tallahassee.

MAIN EVENT- FLORIDA FOUR WAY DANCE
K-Roy (R)- Newt Gingrich (R-GA)
The Right Rev. Randy Richardson (R)- Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Jim Schmidt (R)- Ron Paul (R-TX)

The ring announcer paused and everyone looked at the ramp.  First out, the PCW Champion Daniel-San (R), John Creese and his Cobra Cons.  The crowd booed the PCW Champion unmercifully as the group headed down the ramp.  Next out, the leader of the Republicans Rance Priebus.  Priebus took the microphone and announced for ‘The Massachusetts Redblood’ Mitt Romney…

Yamamoto Tanaka
HT: 6′ 9″ WT: 350, HOME: Nagano, Japan
FIN: Japanese Super Destroyer

Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”

Tanaka came to the ring and eliminated Schmidt and Richardson in short order.  K-Roy put up a fight but Tanaka hit the Japanese SuperDestroyer and won at the 6:20 mark.

Romney, with the Republican establishment firmly behind him, said that he was on such a roll right now that he’s worried about winning the nomination to become the Republican challenger to Barack Obama in November about as much as he’s worried about poor people.

Romney tried to walk back the whole ‘not worried about the poor thing’ but in the end his staff whisked him off into a meeting.

In the back, PCW’s intrepid Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein interviewed Democrats Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi about the defection of the Japanese SuperDestroyer Yamamoto Tanaka to the Republicans.

Pelosi was predictably outraged that Tanaka would take this…

Um…wrong currency guys.

All right…seriously?

That’s better.

Pelosi was offended that Tanaka took a briefcase full of cash from the Republicans and made the switch.  When Bernstein reminded her that it was the Democrats and their Super PAC’s who used a briefcase full of cash to entice Tanaka to their side earlier, Pelosi responded with this:

“Well, at least we did it for the right reason.”

As for the Republicans, they too had to deal with a significant defection from Tuesday night’s show- the loss of longtime stalwart ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott…

…Scott went on and lashed out at the Republican Establishment.  He called Palin a victim of the abject slime pit, win at all cost mentality that our politics have become. Scott added that anyone who once had a 70-80% positive rating in her state and knocked off an incumbent Republican governor with ethics problem isn’t dumb.

Kevin Scott: “It’s bad enough that the Democrats/Left Wing Elitists are now using their Hollywood allies to further trash Sarah Palin in their movies…(see Game Change.)  What’s clear is that the Republican Establishment didn’t want her either and she’s getting it from both sides now.”

Scott then stunned the crowd by quitting the Republicans.

Mitch McConnell (R-KY) told Fox News hot newsbabe Megyn Kelly

McConnell: “It’s not like Kevin Scott hasn’t pulled this #@$# before.   He once quit and joined the Democrats for a short time before crawling on his hands and knees back to the Republicans.  Kevin Scott needs to realize that this isn’t about him.  It’s all about putting Republicans in position of power and winning titles and if he’s not up to the task then I’m glad he’s gone.   We’re getting the better of a Scott for Tanaka trade off.”

PCW RANKINGS

PCW WORLD CHAMPION:  Daniel-San (R)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Labor/James the Jeep Worker (D)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (D)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

SINGLES CONTENDERS:
#1- Valora Salinas (I)
#2- ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
#3- Yamamoto Tanaka (R)
#4- ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (I)
#5- Charlie Blackwell (I)

TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- Corporate Might:  Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
#2- California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
#3- Jack and Joe Schmidt (R-Libertarian)
#4- Charlie Blackwell/Mike the Mechanic (I)
#5- Paul Ryan’s Raiders: Nick Ray and Kevin Collins (R)

WOMEN’S CONTENDERS:
#1- Valora Salinas (I)
#2- Sarah Mae Smith (R)
#3- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
#4- Union Maid (D)
#5- ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R)

Big shake up in the single’s rankings as Chism and Tanaka rejoin the top 5.  K-Roy drops out and O’Beck Bahama retired from competition.

Chism and Tanaka didn’t like each other when they were both Democrats.  Now that Tanaka’s aligned with the Republicans, that hatred should ratchet up a few more notches.

MATCH #2
‘The Bureaucrat’ Jordan Metzger (D)
vs.
Blue Dog D (D) w/Heath Shuler (D-NC)

Metzger is an up and comer who hasn’t quite hit his stride yet.  Blue Dog D has been on the downslide for over six months now.

[...Metzger kicks Blue Dog D in the groin and follows with a dragon suplex.  Metzger then hits the handspring moonsault.  Metzger locks in the Red Tape submission on Blue Dog D and makes him tap out. ]

WINNER: ‘The Bureaucrat’ Jordan Metzger @ 3:39

As Metzger celebrates his win, Heath Shuler takes the microphone.  He announces that both he and Blue Dog D are leaving PCW.

Finally, the moment we’ve waited for.

Donald Trump’s procession makes its way to the ring.  Trump, leaving a trail of cash behind him, and his entourage climb into the ring, followed a few feet back by Newt Gingrich and K-Roy (R).  Gingrich has a huge grin on his face and Suave comments that he knows Gingrich thinks he’s back in contention now with Trump in his corner.

Trump: “Ladies and gentlemen.  After great thought and consideration, I have decided that I, Donald J. Trump, will endorse…

By this point, Gingrich is hopping up and down like a jack in a box in the ring.

Trump: “Mitt Romney.”

Suave: “WHAT?”

Romney strolls out to the ring and shakes Trump’s hand while a stunned Gingrich watches.

Trump: “Mitt is tough, he’s smart, he’s sharp and he’s not going to allow bad things to continue to happen to this country we all love.  Go out and get ‘em. You can do it.”

Suave: “Gingrich can’t believe it!  K-Roy is pissed.  Trump endorses Romney….”

And we’ll see you Saturday at PCW Reno Rage for the big showdown.

Before a capacity crowd at Evansville‘s Roberts Arena, Daniel-San (I), backed by Mrs. Miyagi, survived a three-way dance to retain the PCW Title in the main event of PCW’s Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV show tonight.

Daniel-San beat back a hard challenge from former champion O’Beck Bahama (D) to hold on to the title.  Bahama nearly had Daniel-San in the Bahama Backbreaker but the champion slipped out in the nick of time.  After sending Bahama into the ropes, Daniel-San nailed a missile drop kick that sent the former champion to the mat.  Daniel-San wasted no time in applying the Cattle Mutilation submission hold to get the win at 17:49.

Bahama eliminated Magnum P.O.’d (R), backed by Newt Gingrich (R-GA), early in the match at the 6:35 mark, stopping Magnum’s run of wins in PCW and sl0wing Gingrich’s momentum as he heads towards PCW’s Drama in Des Moines supershow on January 3rd.

The only title change of the night took place when Republican‘s Merchants of Death (Angel Scott and Angel Casey) regained the PCW Women’s Tag Team title from Kelly and Korey Korver (D) in a tag team three way dance that also included the Mercenaries (Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski).

Scott and Casey hit the Death Spiral Drop on Kelly Korver at 10:06 to secure the win and the women’s tag team belts just seconds after eliminating the Mercenaries’s McGill using the same finisher.

In the opening match of the night, ‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (R) reemerged as a legitimate contender to the Women’s title as she defeated Kathryn Randall Collins (D) in a return match for the Women’s #1 contender spot.

The match turned when Democrat activists Women for Women (Code Pink and Emily List) tried to interfere.  Code Pink blinded KRC by mistake with a glitter bomb and then Smith tossed both out of the ring before pinning Collins with a roll up at 9:51 in the match.

After the match, Democrats Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Harry Reid (D-NV) ‘congratulated’ Smith on her win but per PCW CEO Barack Obama’s (D-IL) orders, she would have to defeat  KRC a second time before becoming the Women’s #1 contender.   The rubber match will be held at Drama at Des Moines on January 3rd.

In other results from the PPV show:

Corporate Might: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- the Wall Street Market Analyst with the Kirk Herbstreit man crush (R) flexed their corporate muscle and defeated Democrats The California Teacher’s Union (‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty) and the team of Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) and Average Joe (Tea Party)

‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R) vs. Current TV’s Keith Olbermann (D) went to a no contest when the Angry Left Wing Bloggers and the Right Wing Brigadiers hit the ring and turned the match into a free-for-all.

Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) retained the PCW Tag Team Title  even though they lost via count-out to The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and Jim Schmidt.

PCW Men’s Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) was stunned by  PCW Women’s Champion Valora Salinas (I) in an intergender grudge match instigated by Chism’s sexist behavior towards Salinas.

In the final Republican Rumble of 2011, ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott w/Mitt Romney (R-MA) held off K-Roy w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA), Jim Schmidt w/Ron Paul (R-TX) and a resurgent Texas Jack w/Rick Perry (R-TX) who had his best outing in some time and nearly stole the match from Scott.  Nikki Haley (R-SC), who declared her support for Mitt Romney earlier in the show, ran in and distracted Texas Jack long enough for the ‘American Citizen’ to dispatch him over the ropes.

Thursday night, PCW will hold a post- Jesusland vs. Progressiveville retrospective show before heading into the Christmas/New Year’s break.

PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN (2 hrs)
WesBanco Arena
Wheeling, WVa
Thursday August 25th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

MATCH #1 (Taped in China)
Joe Biden (D-DE) vs. Some Mongolian Wrestler
What the hell?

It’s funny now but Suave can’t look.  The wrestler drops Biden with a clubbing right hand.  Big Splash!  Hook the legs…1…2…3.

Result: Some Mongolian Wrestler @ :23

Suave shakes his head and throws it to the ring.

Average Joe (Tea Party)…

…is in the ring.   Suave explains that he is responding to this…

Maxine Waters (D-CA)

Waters: “I’m not afraid of anybody.  This is a tough game. You can’t be intimidated. You can’t be frightened. And as far as I’m concerned, the ‘tea party’ can go straight to Hell.”

Average Joe wants to set the record straight.  He says if anyone should go straight to hell its Ms. Waters and the rest of the elitist ruling class who’ve ignored middle class America for the past 25 years.  The same ruling class who’ve let middle America drown while propping up their special interest groups.  The same ruling class who saved big business, saved big labor, while middle America have their homes foreclosed.  This is not a game.  This is not about who wins and who loses.   This is about average Americans like Average Joe.  “Ms. Waters, as far as I’m concerned, you and your ilk, the ruling elites, you are the ones who can go straight to hell.”

Suave sends it to the ring.

MATCH #2

Soccer Mom (D) vs. Cathy the Dance Mom (R)

Soccer Mom shouts, “IT’S FOR THE CHILDREN!” as she climbs into the ring.  Cathy just bitches about everything.

The bell rings and not much happens.  Then…

Valora Salinas (I)

Valora comes out with a lead pipe and slaps Cathy in the face, sending her flying across the ring.  She drops Soccer Mom on her neck with a Tazplex.  Then she pops a Half-Nelson Suplex on Soccer Mom and she’s out.  Valora then finishes Cathy with the Tazmission at 2:28. Total destruction.

Result: No contest @ 2:28

Suave explains that Valora is extremely pissed off at the Democrats for passing her over and Republicans, most notably The Triple Threat, for the sneak attack on her a couple weeks ago.  Now, she’s on the warpath of destruction.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Monday night on PCW Extreme Political TV…

…Obama makes a second announcement- there will be a four man tournament featuring the #1 Democratic wrestler, the #1 Republican wrestler, a wrestler who will be given a waiver into the tournament by PCW CEO Obama, and a fourth spot which will be a play-in spot…

…This brings Daniel-San (I) and Mrs. Miyagi out.  Why does a Democrat get a special waiver when he was the PCW TV Champion.  Obama says that Daniel-San can still play into the tournament.  Mrs. Miyagi calls the idea totally ridiculous.  Daniel-San throws down the TV belt and leaves.

MATCH #3- ROUND ONE OF LOCK AND LOAD TOURNAMENT PLAY-IN
Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi vs. ‘The Self-Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) vs. ‘Bureaucrat’ Andy Riley (D) vs. Kevin Collins of Paul Ryan’s Raiders (R)

Suave says it’s clear what’s going on here- the Democrats are going to try and keep former PCW Television Champion Daniel-San out of the tournament at Lock and Load.

Triple R (D) and the California Teacher’s Union (D) join Big Labor.

The bell rings and early brawling quickly moves to the floor.  Daniel-San hangs Riley over the railing.  Mrs. Miyagi holds a chair on Daniel-San for a leg drop from the apron.  In the ring, dropkick by Collins to a seated Big Labor.  Guerilla press by Big Labor and then a standing moonsault by Andy Riley…

…Daniel-San with a fireman’s carry, rolls forward, and then flips out of the corner onto Collins.  Daniel-San on top, Triple R hits him with a chair, and then tosses the chair to Big Labor.  Onto the apron, Big Labor hits Daniel-San with a chair again.  Big Labor drives Daniel-San to the floor and the California Teacher’s Union beats him down.  Back into the ring, Riley in control of Collins.  He puts Collins into the… TREE OF WOE!  Riley puts a chair in front of Collins, baseball slide, Collins eats steel.   Riley covers…1…2…3.  Kevin Collins (R) eliminated.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

…Daniel-San climbs the ropes.  Big Labor comes and stops him and hits a belly to back suplex!  Big Labor hits a DDT.  Riley flies at him and hits a clothesline.  He puts Daniel-San in the tree of woe.  Mrs. Miyagi makes the save and Daniel-San gets out of it.  Then Big Labor gets a Boston Crab.  Mrs. Miyagi tosses a chair at Big Labor and he breaks the hold.  Big Labor goes for a suplex on Daniel-San- blocked.  Daniel-San reverses into a body scissors.  Spin kick by Daniel-San.  Atomic drop.  Moonsault by Daniel-San on Big Labor for 2.  Triple R in the ring a second time.  He has a chair and blasts Daniel-San.  The CTU’s Malibu Dusty does a rolling senton from the opposite corner.  ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta sneaks up and hits with a ‘Foul Pole’ low blow.  Big Labor goes for the sharpshooter! Mrs. Miyagi gets a chair and drills Big Labor in the back.  Big Labor lets go of the hold.  He pushes Mrs. Miyagi down.  Big Labor hits Mrs. Miyagi with the Scabbuster.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

…’Can You Hear the People Sing?’ from the musical Les Miserables plays and Texan Charlie Blackwell (I), ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (I), and Blackwell’s Les Miserables attack Triple R and the California Teacher’s Union: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty.

Daniel-San looks around and goes to the top.  Riley is looking away.  Daniel-San hits the five star frog splash! LABELL LOCK!  Blackwell has Big Labor locked up in the Tazzmission in the corner.  Riley taps…‘Bureaucrat’ Andy Riley eliminated

Daniel-San to the top of an adjacent corner.  Blackwell holds a chair on Big Labor’s face, VAN TERMINATOR!  Big Labor topples over.  Daniel-San quickly slaps on the Cattle Mutilation.  Big Labor taps…

RESULT: Daniel-San (I) @ 33:25

Daniel-San says if anyone’s getting a title shot, it’s going to be him.  He says he has a problem with Harry Reid (D-NV), Nancy Pelosi (D-NV), and maybe even PCW CEO Barack Obama (D) getting involved in his business and conspiring to take the PCW Television title from him and keep him out of the tournament. Daniel-San points out that Katie Collins (now Kathryn Randall Collins) probably wouldn’t have got her title shot against Women’s Champion Callie Urban (D) had she not been in ca-hoots with the Democrats.   Daniel-San says that he’s officially made it his mission to destroy everyone put in his way towards the PCW title.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

John Boehner’s (R-OH) Office
Texas Jack (R) is seated with Rick Perry (R-TX).  Boehner announces that Texas Jack is signing on as the Republican’s #2 wrestler.  Perry promises Texas Jack that this is only the beginning.  He thinks Texas Jack could be a PCW Champion.

In walks ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott, the Republican’s #1 wrestler, with Mitt Romney (R-MA).  Scott welcomes Texas Jack to the team and hopes he’ll be behind him all the way as ‘The American Citizen’ becomes a 3-time PCW Champion.  Scott and Jack have an awkward handshake.  Perry and Romney glare at each other.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Triple R (D) comes out with the Daily Kos’s Markos Moutilsas (D), Jane Hamsher of Firedog Lake (D), and Katrina Vandenheuvel of The Nation (D) to complain about not being included in the Waiver Match.   Triple R says that PCW CEO Barack Obama is ignoring a significant faction of the Democrats just to push his own wrestler- O’Beck Bahama.  Bahama had his chance, got injured, and couldn’t cut it.  Triple R says he’s been screwed over one too many times and he doesn’t know if he can continue to support Obama.   He demands to be added to the match.

Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Harry Reid (D-NV) walk out.  They sympathize with Triple R.  They value Triple R.  So, they’ll make it a three-way dance for the Waiver Slot.

Backstage
The newest member of the Triple Threat, Sarah Mae Smith (R), cries out for help.  The camera follows her back into the locker room where Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R) and ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas are unconscious on the floor.  Both are bleeding.

Nurse Nellie of the PCW Clean Up Crew runs in with a couple of EMT’s to go to work on Jones and Dallas.  Smith blames the attack on Valora Salinas.

Suave says Valora’s path of rage continues.

Backstage
EMT’s also attend to CNN’s Piers Morgan.  Suave explains that Morgan was going to come out and call out King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann from Current TV (D) for Olbermann’s FOK buddies: Shannyn Moore, David Shuster, and Rachel Maddow, ‘FOK’g him over Monday night.

Suave: “It looks like Morgan’s been FOK’d again.”

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MATCH #4
The Korver Sisters: Kelly and Korey (D) vs. The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe (R)

The Korvers are former MVW Tag Team Champions.  The Pinups had a pretty good run in Missouri Valley Wrestling last year.

…Korver for the pin…IT’S VALORA!

She dumps Kelly Korver into the corner and then fires right hands.  Valora then dumps Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe out of the ring with Taz Plexes.  Valora with the lead pipe.  She clocks Korey Korver with the pipe and she’s out.  Valora grabs Kelly and Border Tosses her out of the ring.

Result: No contest @ 4:02

COMMERCIAL BREAK

MAIN EVENT: WAIVER MATCH FOR A SPOT IN THE LOCK AND LOAD TOURNAMENT
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) vs. O’Beck Bahama (D) vs. Triple R (D)

Chism is one of the best technical wrestlers in PCW.  Bahama has a lot of flair.  And Triple R will do whatever it takes to get himself over.

…Triple R and Chism on the top.  Triple R tosses Chism crotch first onto the top rope covered in barb wire.  Chism tries to get away but Triple R Reverse Neckbreaker’s Chism  into onto the wire.  Triple R covers…1…2…3.  Stone Chism eliminated.

…Bahama brings Triple R to the top.  Superplex.  Impaler by Triple R.  Triple R kicks him, and does a German Suplex for the pin.  Then Bahama floats over for a sunset flip.  Then Triple R sets up for it… YES YES YES!!! It’s the Road Rash!!!  But Bahama comes back with a Springboard elbow.  Triple R gets tied to the TREE OF WOE!!!   Bahama dropkicks a chair into Triple R’s face.  Triple R is busted open now.   Bahama then beats his ass while Triple R screams for help from Stone Chism.  Bahama applies the Bahama Backbreaker.   Here comes Chism with a steel chair.   He goes after Bahama…NO.  CHISM KILLS TRIPLE R with the chair shot!  Bahama covers…1…2…3.

RESULT: O’Beck Bahama (D) @ 15:30