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Posted at 3:15pm on Jan. 29, 2008 Sincerest Apologies to CSPAN2 Viewers in the Lake Zurich Area.
We'll have this problem fixed in a jiffy.
By Leon H Wolf
We recently received an email through the contact form which alerted us to a very serious problem:
From: *****************
Date: January 25, 2008 4:03:56 PM EST
To: **************
Subject: [General Contact Form] No sound********* sent a message using the contact form at
http://www.redstate.com/contact.CSPAN2 has "HOw to Steal an Election" person on. There is no sound.
Please re-run with sound in the Lake Zurich, IL area subrub of Chicago.
Our sincerest apologies to those in the Lake Zurich area. Using haystack's mind control rays, we will cause CSPAN2 to replay the requested segment tonight at 9:00pm Central time - and we will make darn sure that there is sound this time by threatening to unleash Moe on them if there is not. In order to avoid inconveniencing CSPAN2 viewers in the rest of the country, Pejman will utilize his powers over the laws of physics to ensure that the affected satellite signal only reaches the Lake Zurich area. All other CSPAN2 viewers should expect to see their regularly scheduled programming tonight.
And now, back to your regularly scheduled blogging activity.
P.S. If any other localities would like a repeat of the program in question, please utilize the contact form by 7pm Eastern tonight so that Pejman may make sure that he does not block the modified signal from reaching your area as well.
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