Caption Contest Anyone?


I was trying to figure out a way to make a 100 word diary out of a single photo, but this pic is an instant classic in its own right:

Sarkozy:

“This Obama guy might be alright after all. Gotta keep him away from Carla though.”



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leather clutch bag $5000, whoops $1600...

DONTREADONME (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:33PM EST (link)

rear end plastic surgery and silicon injections…. $18000
Catching the infallible demigod of the world being a slimeball… priceless.

And we have a winner! 555! nt

Vegas_Rick (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:39PM EST (link)

“God is great, beer is good and people are crazy.”- Billy Currington

“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge.

 
 

Look at Sarkozy

Vegas_Rick (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:40PM EST (link)

The grin tells me he’s thinking (in French of course) “Dude, Michelle is soooo goin’ to kick your ass!”

“God is great, beer is good and people are crazy.”- Billy Currington

“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge.

Silly American

Neil Stevens (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:44PM EST (link)

I can get away with this. You can’t.

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Yup, much better! nt

Vegas_Rick (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:52PM EST (link)

“God is great, beer is good and people are crazy.”- Billy Currington

“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge.

 
 

who's the black woman behind Zero?

DONTREADONME (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:45PM EST (link)

I can not tell if that is Michelle, but if it is hahaha, looks like someone is sleeping on William Mckinley’s sofa tonight.

I don't think it's Michelle...

azaeroprof (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:14PM EST (link)

it actually looks like Sasha and Malia walking behind him. Noticing a nice ‘bootie’ is one thing, staring at it in front of your young daughters is another! What a scumbag!

to be fair

kyle8 (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:20PM EST (link)

It might not have been a stare, it might have been a quick glance, but captured on the photo.

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 

Nope, I'm mistaken.

azaeroprof (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:22PM EST (link)

They (including the girl Obama is ogling) are members of the J8 organization, which is the youth organization affiliated with G8. So he’s ogling a minor in front of other minors. Classy guy, eh?

BTW, courtesy of Hot Air, here’s a front view of the GIRL that Obama is ogling:

OK, I'll try the HTML again!

azaeroprof (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:24PM EST (link)

GEEZ, I QUIT!!!

azaeroprof (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:26PM EST (link)

I don’t know why the photo doesn’t show. I know the HTML is correct. Anyway, you can find the photo by following the link at the Hot Air story.

they probably have hotlink protection

Steph C (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:31PM EST (link)

Especially with high bandwidth sites like HA. The only way to embed it is to save it to your computer and upload it to somewhere else where you can link to it.

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Thanks, Steph!

azaeroprof (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:58PM EST (link)

Here goes another try!

You're welcome.

Steph C (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 9:11PM EST (link)

Most high traffic sites use protection like that because when people link their pics it uses their site’s bandwidth and it could amount to a goodly bit if the pics are popular. Hotlink protection is like saying I don’t mind you using the pic but use your own bandwidth, too.

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I can't see it even on HA but

mom2oneson (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:36PM EST (link)

I wondered about that too, she is thin like young ladys usually are and her hair is long. It wouldn’t surprise me if she was a teenager. I didn’t post it because I didn’t want the I’m 45 and I still look like I’m in high school responses her weight doesn’t mean anything..

 

What the heck, I'll try

6eorge Jetson (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:38PM EST (link)

Looking at President Lula I do believe

pilgrim (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:47PM EST (link)

she said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself


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It appears she is 16...

discerningconservative (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:53PM EST (link)

Here is a link to J8 member bios… Link

It is a PDF file, and if you look on page 2, I believe she might be Mayara. At least it looks like it to me. Reall classy Mr. President, ogling a 16 year old girl.

The link didn't embed...

discerningconservative (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:56PM EST (link)

Now He Looks Like A Legitimate Perv, No Joke n/t

Swamp_Yankee (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:56PM EST (link)

I think ya hafta know when to stop

6eorge Jetson (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 12:47AM EST (link)

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s effen hilarious! But more akin Barack getting caught picking his nose and eating it on camera.

Busted!!!!

the gloves are off...

speciallist (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 1:01AM EST (link)

you could say we’re reaching out to the young people…it’s a big tent dontcha know

Methinks independents will see "perv" as a stretch

6eorge Jetson (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 1:15AM EST (link)

It’s not about taking the gloves off, it’s about maximally effective mocking.

Attn Independents...Barry's not the only one with a big tent...

speciallist (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 1:25AM EST (link)

i promise…no more perv jokes until after 2010….

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I like big butts and I cannot lie

Jack_Savage (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:47PM EST (link)

You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

(H/T to Sir Mix A Lot)

 

Now THAT is a stimulus package!

E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:54PM EST (link)

I have to share credit for that with Domenech.

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Michelle stays home next trip - nt

Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 10:24PM EST (link)

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I notice Sarkozy was also checkin it out but...

kyle8 (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:57PM EST (link)

He is French so it’s expected.

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

I think that's the default for Texan too kyle

E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:59PM EST (link)

I know *I* woulda been checking that out. That’s a fairly nice caboose.

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EPU She really has beautiful hair. It's very hard

mom2oneson (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:03PM EST (link)

to get long curly hair to appear so even. It’s not only beautiful but it’s really done nicely.

If anybody just reads your title

bk (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:51PM EST (link)

well, I’m not sure what to say. :-)

bk It's very difficult to.. :-) nt

mom2oneson (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:30PM EST (link)
 
 

heh, My wife never gets mad at me just for looking

kyle8 (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:07PM EST (link)

the only time I ever saw her jealous was at an office party when this drunk woman sat in my lap. I saw a look of pure murder come over her.

But she has never made a scene about me checking out the scenery.

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 

I have a Grey Oval Blur policy.

Moe Lane (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:14PM EST (link)

My brain effectively self-censors above a certain attractiveness level. Keeps me out of trouble.

Moe Lane

PS: I can maybe believe that the camera just caught the POTUS looking down at where he was stepping. Believe it enough, at least. But Sarko was there for the show.

If I used that policy here in Texas

E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:27PM EST (link)

I might as well be blindfolded. The world would be one big oval grey blur….. ;o)

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Cheap Sunglasses

Erick Brockway (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 1:12AM EST (link)
 
 
 

swamp - you can adjust the photo size

E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 5:58PM EST (link)

if you set width=”450″ height=”383″ in the IMG tag, it’ll fit pretty good.

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scratch that

E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:00PM EST (link)

The image has been cropped. I’m not sure the ratio, but set the width to 450, it’ll be OK.

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are you nuts?

David Hinz (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:20PM EST (link)

If

E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:23PM EST (link)

Just make sure that the current left-center becomes the newcenter, that’d work for me.

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Protect the Borders
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Let me be clear...

ModerateIN Thursday, July 9th at 6:00PM EST (link)

It is my duty, to serve that booty.

 

Who is the young lady?

mom2oneson (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:01PM EST (link)

Could you imagine if you were her mom or dad!!!! This is so humiliating even Clinton did what he did in private.

mom, she will proabably have a photo spread and a bookdeal by the afternoon

kyle8 (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:08PM EST (link)

don’t feel sorry for her

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 
 

Some of these threads not meant for the ladies?

penguin2 (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:04PM EST (link)

ROTFL…

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why not?

Steph C (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:26PM EST (link)

With that butt on the woman up one step that could be MO. If so, look at her look… she’s watching BO over her sunglasses.

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That's not MO-her arms are covered! (nt)

Karina (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:51PM EST (link)

I know...

Steph C (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 9:07PM EST (link)

She’s the U.S. representative to the G8, but you could still make a caption of the fact that the woman is watching BO over her sunglasses.

She’s enthralled with the guy. Saw a pic of her standing next to him with an adoring look on her face.

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Spreading Like Wildfire

Swamp_Yankee (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:06PM EST (link)

I thought it was a funny little picture, but its really spreading like wildfire.

Front page of Drudge. Hotair has its own caption contest and I saw a sports sites with a caption contests too.

BUSTED!

from comments at Hotair I found another pic

pilgrim (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:33PM EST (link)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/downingstreet/3703818717/in/set-72157621084784362/

The same young lady is standing next to Brazil President Lula.


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She is a beautiful young Brazilian

pilgrim (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:44PM EST (link)


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Lulu Also Gives Me The Creeps

Swamp_Yankee (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:52PM EST (link)

I wouldnt if he was pulling some Bill Clinton style stuff on that girl.

 
 
 
 

I've been married a lot longer; much longer if cumulative

Achance (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:21PM EST (link)

marriages count. I can check out a nice butt, I can mentally undress a woman, much less conspicuously than that! Another Obamateurism.

In Vino Veritas

 

Will this be the end of the Reuters photog's career?

stang (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:21PM EST (link)

Or will he just be reassigned to cover the Emperor Penguin migration?

“Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any farther obedience, and are left to the common refuge which God hath provided for all men against force and violence.”

John Locke

Did you say penguins?

penguin2 (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:59PM EST (link)

The photographer just captured a moment in time. Probably one of the more honest moments of life.

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"I think my leg just went to sleep"

David Hinz (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:37PM EST (link)

or "Now I know what Chris Matthews felt"

bk (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:52PM EST (link)

lol..that leg...

speciallist (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 10:28PM EST (link)

looks like he’s gonna bust into an Elvis number…

 
 

"I wonder if anyone would get mad if I bowed to THAT!"

bk (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 6:53PM EST (link)

 nbsp;

 

"Mr. President, is that a Blackberry in your pocket?"

Jack_Savage (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:02PM EST (link)

“Or are you just glad to be here?”

5 nt

6eorge Jetson (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:43PM EST (link)
 

Oh no, he did it again!?!?

bk (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:05PM EST (link)

oops I guess that one's an oldie

bk (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:05PM EST (link)
 
 

Obama understands why Sanford had the hots for a South America woman

izoneguy (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:19PM EST (link)

The point cannot be made often enough: Modern liberalism, as embodied in the Obama presidency, is the defender of the status quo. And the status quo is a road to economic ruin. Political forces cannot redistribute the wealth that the economic system does not produce.

the lady in gray wishes she had worn a hot dress

pilgrim (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:34PM EST (link)
 

LOL

speciallist (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 10:51PM EST (link)

5555555555! -nt

E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 12:30AM EST (link)

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Swamp, what happened to the picture?

penguin2 (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:27PM EST (link)

It’s gone from the top of your diary. Or is it my computer?

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I see it penguin2 :-) nt

mom2oneson (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:31PM EST (link)

Drudge Is Killing Me

Swamp_Yankee (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:36PM EST (link)

First Headline: Mr. President!

Second Headline: Second Stimulus Package! EPU, he stole your line.

P2, I think the pic is there.

Thanks, it's back. Didn't want to lose it. LOL (nt)

penguin2 (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:52PM EST (link)

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. – Benjamin Franklin
When Good stands up to Evil, Evil blinks. – Vassar Bushmills

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I CAN'T believe Drudge did that

E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 12:32AM EST (link)

I don’t mean ‘borrowed my title’. I mean, I can’t believe they wrote that caption under that picture. WOW.

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"Yes, we can!"

6eorge Jetson (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 7:34PM EST (link)

Other applicable Barack quotes

“The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our gross domestic product, but on the reach of our prosperity, on the ability to extend opportunity”
BARACK OBAMA, Inaugural Address, Jan. 20. 2009

“The best judge of whether or not a country is going to develop is how it treats its women.”
BARACK OBAMA, Ladies’ Home Journal, Sep. 2008

“Everybody knows politics is a contact sport.”
BARACK OBAMA, The New Yorker, May 31, 2004

“What Washington needs is adult supervision.”
BARACK OBAMA, fundraising letter, Oct. 2006

“America is a land of big dreamers and big hopes.”
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jun. 4, 2005

“Suppressing ideas never succeeds in making them go away.”
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jun. 4, 2009

“I’m happy to get good ____ from across the political spectrum”
BARACK OBAMA, press conference, Feb. 9, 2009

“Hope is what led a band of colonists to rise up”
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jan. 3, 2008

“America is not the crude stereotype of a self-interested empire.”
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jun. 4, 2009

“The interests we share as human beings are far more powerful than the forces that drive us apart.”
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jun. 4, 2009

 

It's Good to be French..

speciallist (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 10:06PM EST (link)

ROTFLOL...haha...-nt

DONTREADONME (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 10:08PM EST (link)

time to make up the excuse photo...

DONTREADONME (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 10:11PM EST (link)

something like, whoops miss I did not see you there or some other lame excuse that we will here tomorrow.

Could that be the "Blame it on Rio" excuse? n/t

pilgrim (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 10:16PM EST (link)

.


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attn EPU, I'm changing this to your entry

speciallist (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 10:30PM EST (link)

stand by

 
 

Here's A Couple Of Possibilities

Repair_Man_Jack (Diary) Thursday, July 9th at 10:13PM EST (link)

“Have I told you folks I’m the PIECE Candidate, Baby!”

“I’m a not an imperialist, but I’d explore that @$$ like Henry Hudson!”

” I side impenitently with the human race against the modern reformer.” – C.S. Lewis

 

I'm sure this was all totally innocent, you know she is only 16, right?

speciallist (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 12:37AM EST (link)

Now that is the funniest thing rotflol... OMG, thats funny-nt

DONTREADONME (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 12:43AM EST (link)

for good measure, 10x10x10+5555555-nt

DONTREADONME (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 12:43AM EST (link)

555555!

Erick Brockway (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 1:19AM EST (link)

LMAO!
We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!

More Fives!

6eorge Jetson (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 1:23AM EST (link)

awesome

 
 

55555555...

TNJim (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 1:21AM EST (link)

Oh, heck! My “5″ key just broke!

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Schwing

6eorge Jetson (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 11:37AM EST (link)

55

speciallist (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 12:04PM EST (link)
 

5?

Pomme (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 12:27PM EST (link)

Best ever!

“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views” William F Buckley Jr.

 
 

How about "Do I Bow Now"?

rcov092 (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 12:52AM EST (link)

n/t

“Not One Red Dime for the NRSC or NRCC till they stop trying to elect liberals”

 

"Uh uhhhh!"

Erick Brockway (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 1:06AM EST (link)

“I was lookin’ at the white thingy on the step, thought somebody might step on it!”
Yeah, safety first.

 

I don't care who ya are

TNJim (Diary) Friday, July 10th at 1:09AM EST (link)

That’s some nice booty right there, eh, Sarkozy?

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