Comments on: Schtupped. And a Christmas Eve Open Thread.

By: Finrod

Finrod — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 21:53:26 +0000

I ran across this on CNN:

(CNN) — Big sections in the heart of Washington, D.C. will be converted into giant parking lots next month, with District officials are now planning to allow as many as 10,000 charter buses — carrying an estimated 200,000 passengers — to park in the city itself for the presidential inauguration, the Washington Post reported Thursday.

…

Nearly all curbside parking in a massive chunk of the downtown area, and near Union Station, will be reserved for city and charter buses and official vehicles, with the exception of some residential areas. Most of the blocks between 11th and 21st streets, and from K through P streets, will be affected. Cars parked in the area without permission after midnight on January 20 will be towed.

I’m thinking that all it would take is for some nasty people to replace a few of those buses with buses filled with explosives to cause the whole inauguration to be No Fun for everyone. Or maybe I’m just thinking too much like the Joker after rewatching The Dark Knight recently.

By: Alberta

Alberta — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 16:57:56 +0000

By: Neil Stevens

Neil Stevens — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:43:16 +0000

By: Crowe

Crowe — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:40:44 +0000

“I’m tiwed… tired of bein’ admiwed… tiwed…… aw, who am I kiddin’… fwom the waist down evewything is Kaput!”

By: tankertodd

tankertodd — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:35:41 +0000

One of the minor disappointments from being stationed in Germany for three years is that I never figured out, let alone ate, a schnitzengruben. I got to think it’s fictitious given that I know schnitzel but in the movie she looks like she’s serving some version of wurst. Quite the puzzle. I shall Google it…

By: Crowe

Crowe — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:29:28 +0000

… Now that’s funny. Maybe that’s old and i’m just seeing it. But that’s funny.

When does the “Drunken Uncle Ted” doll come out? You know, the one with a drowning girlfriend?

By: DaMav

DaMav — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:13:48 +0000

Times Flinch on Pinch Clinch

Suddenly the public has no right to know…

By: GregInFla

GregInFla — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 04:08:41 +0000

It seems simple to me. With all this unemployment, you should at least pick someone who is unemployed and looking for a job. Just make the Democrat Senate seats a welfare job, getting some folks off the unemployment line. I mean, they could use the money. Why give a job to someone who has money in the bank? Think of it as redistribution of power, from the haves to the have-nots. Isn’t this a part of the trickle-up economics that the left talks about.

Another thought: If Franken loses in Minnesota, can Blago give him the Illinois seat, or Paterson the NY seat?

By: Neil Stevens

Neil Stevens — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:51:13 +0000

Didn’t have an excuse to have a limit on schnitzengruben, though. Red State is one of those sites where people tend not to post much on holidays, heh.

By: Kowalski

Kowalski — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 03:08:05 +0000

The whole schtupping idea is the only thing that has ever made me feel even remotely sorry for Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg.

I mean, seriously.

Nobody deserves that.

By: tankertodd

tankertodd — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 02:27:16 +0000

Actually I was kinda hoping for Blazing Saddles quotes in this thread:

Lili Von Schtupp: Hello, cowboy. Wha’s your name?
Tex: Tex, Ma’am.
Lili Von Schtupp: Texmam? Well, tell me Texmam, are you in show business?
Tex: Well, no, ma’am.
Lilly von Schtupp: Then why don’t you get your fwiggin’ feet off o’ the stage.

By: Janice Cantore

Janice Cantore — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 01:18:31 +0000

can anyone explain why the Times has any credibility at all?

By: dsmurf

dsmurf — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 01:16:58 +0000

please honey, bail us out too!

By: mbecker908

mbecker908 — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:52:23 +0000

“Hey baby, can I borrow a $100 million or so?”

“Wanna buy a piece of the Red Sox?”

By: Wayne

Wayne — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:40:35 +0000

heard that the ole Pinch was a switch-hitter. And I”m sure her daddy, uncles and cousins, not to mention her grand dad are immensely proud.

By: redneck_hippie

redneck_hippie — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 23:24:09 +0000

By: Socrates

Socrates — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:54:49 +0000

A three way pun, that is.

What. You guys made the thread, not me.

By: Knightbrigade

Knightbrigade — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:38:31 +0000

T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a Kennedy err… whatever was stirring, not even a louse.

The Main stream media has made their pitch,
In hopes that Princess will negate the Uncle Ted/Chris Dodd sandwich,

Now if they succeed in doing to us, what one could only call being duped,
Then there is really only one word that truly applies, and that is schtupped!!

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night”

Merry Christmas RED STATE family!!

By: George Claghorn

George Claghorn — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:33:45 +0000

Have I struck a nerve?

Ta. Don’t let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you.

By: George Claghorn

George Claghorn — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:33:18 +0000