Sincerest Apologies to CSPAN2 Viewers in the Lake Zurich Area.
We'll have this problem fixed in a jiffy.
By Leon H Wolf Posted in Confusion | Miscellanea | Not the Coldest Beer in the Fridge | Omnipotence | RedState Controls the Universe — Comments (8) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »
We recently received an email through the contact form which alerted us to a very serious problem:
From: *****************
Date: January 25, 2008 4:03:56 PM EST
To: **************
Subject: [General Contact Form] No sound********* sent a message using the contact form at
http://www.redstate.com/contact.CSPAN2 has "HOw to Steal an Election" person on. There is no sound.
Please re-run with sound in the Lake Zurich, IL area subrub of Chicago.
Our sincerest apologies to those in the Lake Zurich area. Using haystack's mind control rays, we will cause CSPAN2 to replay the requested segment tonight at 9:00pm Central time - and we will make darn sure that there is sound this time by threatening to unleash Moe on them if there is not. In order to avoid inconveniencing CSPAN2 viewers in the rest of the country, Pejman will utilize his powers over the laws of physics to ensure that the affected satellite signal only reaches the Lake Zurich area. All other CSPAN2 viewers should expect to see their regularly scheduled programming tonight.
And now, back to your regularly scheduled blogging activity.
P.S. If any other localities would like a repeat of the program in question, please utilize the contact form by 7pm Eastern tonight so that Pejman may make sure that he does not block the modified signal from reaching your area as well.
Sincerest Apologies to CSPAN2 Viewers in the Lake Zurich Area. 8 Comments (0 topical, 8 editorial, 0 hidden) Post a comment »
I am just a few miles out of Lake Zurich, could expand the scope of the rerun?
Thanks.
Could you please ensure that only Republicans are able to see this seminar on how to steal elections? Thanks.
I lost the toss on the good powers.
Ditto for the Volusia, Miami-Dade, and Palm Beach Counties, who seemed to fail the course last time it was offered.
Especially the segment titled "Butterfly ballots are a girl's best friend".
Leon, that is GOLD! And the person sent it to RedState. Ya can't make this stuff up!
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If you go on YouTube there are some funny clips of C-SPAN prank calls.
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Thanks Leon,
I haven't laughed like that all day-I really needed that as worried as I am about tonight...
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