“Grope and Change.”
“All Your Junk Are Belong To Us.”
“Keep Grope Alive.”
“Everyone Is innocent until proven Non-Muslim.”
Recruiting poster taglines:
“The TSA: Where sex offenders can bring their finely honed skills to bear in the workplace.”
“Why pay for porn when you can work our scanners instead?”
And finally, a motto for those who dream of someday working for the TSA:
“Today, the deep fryer. Tomorrow, the world!!”
Moe Lane: MoeLane: #rsrh On the not-really-odd Romney/Paul supposed Grand Alliance. http://t.co/hwEmaiTT
PG DeFreese: BBK Prophecy: The Newt Phoenix will rise from Santorum's ashes as the primary fire transforms cheerleaders into realists. #RSRH
Victoria Coates: The question then becomes what is it worth to us to secure Syria's chemical weapons? http://t.co/Uf1rEqIX #rsrh
Moe Lane: MoeLane: #rsrh Walp, that was a debate. http://t.co/bZNG4gVl
Moe Lane: MoeLane: #rsrh US Government looking to shut down Cindy Sheehan over taxes? http://t.co/kS71ADii
Victoria Coates: Dead Iranian nuclear scientist's wife brags her husband's goal was "the annihilation of Israel." Charming. http://t.co/G2qQc91N #rsrh
Daniel Horowitz: nothing new or particulalry bold with Romney's new "bold" tax plan http://t.co/uCUKk2Lj It's the baseline for any reform #rsrh
Moe Lane: MoeLane: #rsrh The only people wondering whether the Occupy movement... http://t.co/wv7wJoSR
Dan Spencer: Scorned by GOP electorate Roemer to go all Nader and continue his Quixotic presidential quest as an Independent. http://t.co/ePvruHMB #RSRH
Moe Lane: MoeLane: #rsrh Annnnnnd Wisconsin has not sunk into the earth's mantle. http://t.co/PeL4Vexr
TSA: You schwing 'em we wring 'em?
melissatx (Diary) Friday, November 19th at 11:20AM EST (link)TSA agent to flyer: Pop the trunk, sir. I’m going in.
TSA: BOHICA
TSA employement ad now includes “oil field exploration experience a plus!”
TSA = T Assay
TSA = The Speliology Administration
But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. John Adams
suggested slogan
davenj1 (Diary) Friday, November 19th at 11:33AM EST (link)THE TSA- MAKING AMERICA SAFE…ONE TESTICLE AT A TIME
Another Slogan
davenj1 (Diary) Friday, November 19th at 11:35AM EST (link)“BRING US YOUR TIRED, YOUR HUNGRY, YOUR WELL-HUNG AND MOST BUXOM…”
T&A nt
Common_Cents (Diary) Friday, November 19th at 11:39AM EST (link)Obama=Golfer in Chief, Leading from,
behind, the Back Nine.Leaders don’t create movements. Movements create leaders. Get involved. Your future depends on it.
Govt “invests” YOUR tax money for POLITICAL return rather than economic return.
you need music behind these slogans, stinger
tngal (Diary) Friday, November 19th at 12:51PM EST (link)May I suggest
“Keep Your Hands to Yourself”- Georgia Satellites,
“Stroke Me (Stroke Me) “- Billy Squier
“See Me Feel Me”- The Who
Other music suggestions
Mike Ferguson (Diary) Saturday, November 20th at 5:26PM EST (link)We have to take our clothes off — Gym Class Hero’s
Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our time, that in our time we did everything that could be done. We finished the race; we kept them free; we kept the faith.
Ronald Reagan