oh…I meant the Other Clash

Just sayin..

Happy Bday!

I’ll get right to the point, do you ever read the articles that are created for you or about you?

I’m sure you do or at least someone checks in on what the lapdog media writes about you, right?

How about the comments? Have you ever been down in the trenches?

OK, I know….comments can be a scary place. They can range anywhere from gleaming nuggets of wisdom to moderately witty parables to the drooling rantings of basement-bound, jobless 30-somethings.

But sometimes all the commentators are ‘on the same page’ Like I noticed with this article.

It’s about the Obama’s recent appearance on 60 minutes. It seems it hasn’t even aired yet. It’s set up for Sunday. It’s a fair piece, just explains what Obama said on the show.

Turns out it’s the same old story the Dems and their pets have been pushing for a week or more, Obama thinks he’s losing support for his agenda because folks don’t understand what he trying to do. Now me and you know that’s total bullcrap, but it’s typical.

He thinks if he just explained it better, maybe if he blamed Bush a little more, we would all see the brilliance of his grand plan for America. He’s wrong and I think he might get a better idea of what Americans think about these issues if he would actually read what the lapdogs are writing about him and dare I say…go down and read the Comments section.

But speciallist! Politicians and Presidents don’t read the comments. And why should they when they have their reliable MSNBC, Daily Kos and PPP polls to tell them they are loved and it’s just that 80% percent of Americans are stupid.

The comments?! The only bodies down in the comments are bitter-clingers, poets, plagiarists, trolls.

As well as liberals. And the droolers I spoke of earlier, but I repeat myself.

Yes, the comment section can be a scary place and with such a diversity of chattering classes there is never agreement on anything, right? Wrong.

This morning I found consensus! This morning I found that the Party of ‘No’ can truly find common ground with the Party of ‘we don’t wanna know’

Where? In the comment section of this piece. Mr. Obama? You need to read this. The winners, the losers, the drunk and college age boozers, they all agree. We understand what your trying to do, you’ve tried to your hardest to sell us this Socialist garbage you call progress and we are not buying.

As I write this there are close to 1000 comments and they all concur, Obama is horribly wrong about himself. Let’s review…

“Narcisstic psychopath. Incapable of taking responsibility or admitting error.”

“Clueless totally Clueless. No wait. Arrogant totally Arrogant. He can’t face up to the fact that he and his policies have been emphatically rejected by the American voters.”

“Spoken like a true socialist who worries the propaganda machine has broken down.”

“Massive, pathological denial. A man coming unglued is a terrible thing to watch, especially when he’s the POTUS.”

We have reached an Accord!

“He is so consumed with his self that he can’t believe that we are not drinking the cool-aid of this megalomania.”

“He has placed his Liberal agenda ahead of the American people. He may have singlehandedly destroyed the Democrat Party.”

“Nooooo, it WAS your policies that were rejected. No amount of ‘convincing’ would have worked.”

“Obama needs to find a new line of work.”

“Leadership?! What leadership? Ah, a legend in his own mind.”

“You are so clueless barack obama.”

“Emperor Obama Has No Clothes!…..Neither do his policies.”

Can you feel the Love?

“If more Americans knew that he is a bald-faced progressive, he would never have been elected.”

“Mr. Obama, let me make myself perfectly clear, It was your policies not your teleprompter that was voted against!”

“Is Obama really that brain dead? Or is he merely a hopelessly pompous ass? In either case, he’s an absolute disaster for this country.”

“He’s still delusional. He is still absolutely clueless. NO SIR!!!!! We saw and understood your agenda and we DON’T WANT IT!!!!!”

“Good grief! If he truly believes this, he is delusional. If he governs going forward assuming there is not problem with his policies and only his communication skills, he will have another electoral slaughter in 2012 which will include him as a one term, failed president.”

It goes on and on and on and on, all the same. Liberals and Conservatives together are flatly rejecting you and your ideas for fundamentally changing this country. We Don’t Want It.

Mr. Resident, reading is fundamental. Please take the time to actually read the pieces written about you and more importantly read the Comment sections. You say you want to bring folks together, well you are. They are uniting against you. From the unwashed to the elite, from the poets to the plagiarists, they understand.

Enjoy…and congrats to Coldwarrior!

And the Oscar for Best Producer goes to……….Erick Brockway!

Be sure and visit http://theprecinctproject.wordpress.com and http://www.trust1.com/precinct

I just wanted to revisit this video….Erick Brockway, Black River Wolf, Aaron G

the Bows, the Beers, the walk-backs, the flyovers, the Skankafalo………THE SONG!!!

Devastating…tell a friend

Conservatives Victorious in 2010/2012 from Erick Brockway on Vimeo.

wait…big H/t to LJmiller for a whole bunch of funny stuff!
and to therightscoop.com for teleputter

I hacked into Tina’s computer and stole this email…Tina, if you see this, come claim your work.

I suggest you print this out, replace Tina’s name with yours and mail it to Barry….or address it to your favorite Critter.

Dear President Obama,

I think at this point you will need to pull some other conduit out of your hat for your close constituents like Immelt and Gore to realize those trillions of dollars Sir.

After this breach of UEA and its brief but eviscerating summations, we the people now need to see the absolute, unequivocal and transparent evidence you base your initiatives on or no need to waste that precious fuel going to Copenhagen as this global initiative is not going to happen. Any rush through taxpayer initiative predicated on this voodoo science will be summarily dismissed much like the scientists themselves which will happen any day now.

The American citizen will not support something so drastic as cap and trade now without the evidence being presented fairly by an objective third party in black and white showing irrefutable benefits and I would think you would know this. This will take time especially after the disastrous stimulus, clunkers and now the 3950 healthcare disaster, the trust is simply no longer there, gone, caput.

For you to embark on the largest transfer of wealth in our history based upon nothing more scientific than the pea under the cup game will not fare well in any demographic but the smallest, your base, and I’m real tired of this small faction telling the rest of us how its going to be. Nope, let just say if a simplistic vertical scientific comparison event is not forthcoming to our very aware citizens then we have no other choice but to assume the material gleaned from this breach is true and your evidence or the lack thereof a work of fiction or in another vernacular, a load of crap.

If you do not acknowledge or worse yet deny this recent game changing event and show your leadership by walking this back, you are merely humoring yourself arrogantly thinking that the American people will simply roll over on this which is not only folly but also dangerous..

We shall see….

Tina

That’s how it will be remembered.

David Hinz was killed in a auto accident today.

And today is the day for you to dedicate yourself to kicking some Democrat butt.

Time to Fight….life is short and can be ripped from you in less than a heartbeat.

Don’t settle for tyranny, FIGHT for liberty.

David Hinz would want it that way.

Not many folks know that Barack Obama attended a highly elitist university on the outskirts of Washington D.C.

You know, I probably should have interviewed Bill Clinton for this piece, cause he knows quite a bit about the outskirts of Washington D.C….but I digress……..The name of the institution is the University of Delaware Imminent Presidents School.

The UDIPS Core Curriculum was designed by liberal Democrats to educate leaders for a future society in which there is no private property and in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state.

Development of knowledge, skills, and values that should be held in common by all graduates of the university, are tightly regulated and rationed. Oh…and no gays allowed.

The central purpose of the University core curriculum is to teach men and women economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods.

Although the UDIPS curriculum seeks to dilute and smother individual talents, its primary emphasis is in preparation for a stage of society between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay.

Through their core curriculum courses, students will develop the ability to:

1. Pass spending bills costing the country trillions of dollars, and wasting our national wealth.

2. Reverse federal bans on abortion, thus opening the door to massive partial birth abortions and infanticide in general.

3. Appoint former failed campaign contributors and tax cheats to your staff, thus exhibiting your desire to place private allegiances above properly qualified employees.

4. Appoint Secretary of State’s who have no geopolitical experience, and are called upon to confront some of our world’s most dangerous dictators and settle unstable political disputes.

But whether he was ‘throwing’ the ball around by the giant pansy fountain or smoking pot in back of the library, rest assured Barry wasn’t 100% marinated in politics the whole time at UDIPS.

He had a wide range of classes and activities to choose from. And the famous Pansywaist cafeteria to ensure a heaping helping of real-world utopian grandeur.

Barry was head of the Science club…where they tried bringing back old tired ideas and legislation from the dead.

Barry was not the best student at the school and often had to stay after class to master the basic concepts.

When failing to grasp even the most fundamental of lessons, you could often find Barry trying out for team sports.

UDIPS has a good basketball program and the ‘Fighting Pansies’ always give it their all during the twice-a-year match-up with Rio Linda, it’s always a barn-burner. Actually, no, it’s not. The ‘Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies’ has dominated the series due to their star-player Rush Limbaugh, who consistently holds Barry to zero points. Limbaugh is so good that he should probably play Obama with one hand tied behind his back, just to make it fair.

He tried out for the football team at one point, but dressing out with the other guys in the locker-room was becoming a distraction….umm….do to his undisputedly large….umm….huevos?

He was actually intimidating some of the more…umm….under-nourished….players.

The UDIPS baseball coaches have put together winning teams in the past and are looking forward to another successful season playing Pansy hardball! Looks like Barry might make the team this year.

And….we’re not going to bring up that other tryout…

Not many people realize that UDIPS has Military training as a required course. It didn’t take long for folks to realize that Military ops was not a strong-suit of Obama. First he tried Flight-school…

He was failing in outdoor maneuvers and classroom tactics.

Then, he tried Paratroopers. There was a minor incident on the first jump…

Whatever the challenge, Barry just couldn’t muster enough courage to get through the tough times.

So, with a little nudging from the Dean, the Challenged Students Supervisor found Obama a course he could handle and be proud of.

Barry got to meet lots of friends and he has a special place in his year-book with messages from two of his cherished life-long buddies.

His approval-rating is in the tank but his self-esteem remains high, due to the affirmative action of a the great University of Delaware’s Imminent Presidents School. Cranking out socialist wind-bags for president since….well……..since this one.

Cancer has consequences.

In spite of Chappaquiddick, Ted Kennedy was always submerged in the big issues of his day, all while keeping his head above the incoming tide of legal scrutiny. He slowly floated to the top of the DC elite-class, then expertly treading the brackish waters of Washington politics.

Kennedy dove into the 1980 Presidential election when he announced his candidacy in late 1979. He would be challenging incumbent Jimmy Carter so it was sink or swim.

Everyone puts their wet-suits on one leg at a time and Teddy was alot like you and m…uhh……so we’ll leave our muck-raking at the door.

I always liked Teddy’s free style and he was always on time, he would never leave friends wading around for to long.

I’m sure we’ll hear plenty of grand stories about days at the lake…letting his dog paddle in the chilly water or venturing out himself for a quick dip. They used to have swim meets during the summers, but despite his reputation with the ladies and nickname, he never was very good at the breast-stroke. That was by far the most popular event at the summer meets.

So, Bon Voyage Teddy K. I hope your accomplishments will steer more young interns into choosing politics as a life-long career.

And remember folks, never sink to the level of the left. You must realize when you’re really dragging the bottom and rescue what little pride you have remaining.

Be respectful. Even though I don’t remember the left giving Ronald Reagan any fond farewells.

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Hillary Clinton’s plate is full.

Bill Clinton threw a birthday for someone very special in Las Vegas. Slick Willy really knows how to throw a party. He picked a great place for it. Dinner at one of the hottest and most pricey restaurants on the Strip…Craftsteak at the MGM Grand hotel.

Where they elevate the concept of a steakhouse by charging $240 for an 8-ounce wagyu New York strip steak. Potatoes and other sides are extra, of course.

All the A-list Douchenistas were there. Former Vice President Al Gore and John D. Podesta. As well as Terry McAuliffe, Paul Begala, Haim Saban….wait, who?..Hollywood executive and significant financial contributor to Mr. Clinton.

Lets not forget Steve Bing, Hollywood media mogul who regularly lends Bill his private jet. Even if Bill wants to take it to North Korea, and poke his big fat nose up in Hillary’s business.

So who would Bill throw such a lavish party for? That’s right, himself. Turns out he just turned 63.

Why was Bill having it now, when his birthday isn’t until Aug 19th? Why would he invite Algore? Why would Algore come to Clinton’s b-day, unless there was some kind of manmade ego cooling or some sort of a rapprochement between them.

I think I remember, I was talking to Harry Reid and he mentioned something about a ‘National Clean Energy Summit’ that he was throwing together. Bill Clinton was one of the marquee speakers. Does Algore know that both China and India told him to go bugger off as far as capping emissions go? Did Algore remember to turn off all his lights at the mansion? Does Algore pleasure himself while watching Inconvenient Truth?

I gotta give credit, two events with one trip to Vegas…props to all those guys for using their private-jet fuel so efficiently.

It weighs heavy on Hillary’s heart that she can’t be there watching over Bill, but, like her grand derriere, she carries her huge burden without complaint.

Hillary has to be strong as she deftly manages the unbearable weight of her massive workload. Plus, folks always seize on these episodes as evidence of further troubles in the substantially gravid Clinton marriage.

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, left, is seen here letting housing project manger Patricia Matolengwe, right, try on some of her clothes during a visit on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa(AP Photo/Phil Graves)

President Jacob Zuma’s administration of South Africa has overturned the failed AIDS polices of his predecessor, Thabo Mbeki, and in so doing has reversed damage, saved lives and reinstated good relations with the international community. South Africa, with its enormous AIDS problem, had been conducting AIDS policies that were based on prejudice rather than science.

This week, Hillary welcomed the new South African governments approach to dealing with the HIV and AIDS problem, after years in which SA officials denied the link between the two and even promoted ‘cures’ such as eating beets and garlic. Hillary politely disagreed saying a parturient amount of eating can be a great way of dealing with most any problem.

“Is that the catering truck I hear?, get me something with bacon on it” Clinton said at a US-funded clinic where emaciated patients receive antiretroviral drugs.

So,Hillary continues her elephantine march through an 11-day tour of Africa, speaking in the conflict-torn Democratic Republic of Congo, which faces an epidemic of rape and sexual violence.

Now either Hillary hasn’t ‘been treated like a woman’ for quite some time or she’s having the painters in for hummer week, cause she had a hair trigger…especially when someone mentioned her care-free husband. (who was probably naked doing Tequila belly shots as they spoke)

Maybe she misheard the question? Hillary’s thick skin strained against the faux-polyester material of her tight-fitting pantsuit as the French translator got it wrong, translating “what does your husband think” for “what does your president think.”

“Wait, you want to know what my husband thinks? My husband is not the secretary of State…I am,” she snapped. “You ask my opinion, I will tell you my opinion. I’m not going to be channeling my husband.”

“It’s inappropriate for a diplomat to be so harshly personal,” said Robert Schadler, senior fellow in public diplomacy at the American Foreign Policy Council, “You can’t imagine the great secretaries of state with expressing that unnecessary personal view when they would be overseas and talking to a foreign audience.”

I think Clinton’s outburst was a reaction to her struggle to remain comfortable in a chair that was barely holding together under the substantial heftiness of her-thighness, as well as the fact that the first six months as top diplomat have been overshadowed by her husband’s successful mission last week bring home two American journalists from a North Korean prison.

Hillary Clinton has struggled for decades to balance her weight, her interests and her ambitions against her husband’s.

She was sidelined in June with a broken elbow, which luckily didn’t interfere with her multi-course meals, but it did keep her from accompanying President Obama on some high-profile foreign trips. Rumor has it she can consume mass-quantities of Honey-roasted peanuts. Incidently, this is not the first time people have asked for her husband’s point of view.

Speaking of her husband, Hillary unveiled a $17 million plan Tuesday to fight the widespread sexual violence in eastern Congo, the problem she said was “an evil that really hits home.”

The corpulent cabinet secretary, speaking from a reinforced stage, during a visit to Goma, the epicenter of war-torn Congo, she said she would send military folks to help train Congolese police officers to crack down on rapists. She also said the American government would help train gynecologists and supply rape victims with video cameras…..to document the violence…What the Heck?

“This problem is too big for one country to solve alone, I’m not here to leave a business card, but I can’t wave a magic wand either”…again, What the Heck?

Hey Hillary, did you know that the Congo has been awash in bloodshed for more than a decade. You don’t have time for another bag of cookies. Recent Congo-Rwanda military operations along the border have provoked revenge attacks and driven more than 500,000 people from their homes. Dozens of villages of have been burned, hundreds of villagers massacred and countless women raped. In fact, hundreds of thousands of women have been sexually assaulted. Put down the Nachos Bell Grande and pay attention. Rapes of men have begun to increase as well.

When Clinton lugged her abundant and copious frame to Africa, she promised she would shine a light on the civilian deaths and endemic sexual violence and that she would call on the government of Congo, whose own soldiers share some blame in many of the abuses, to do a better job of protecting its own people. I gather that’s where the Video cameras come in…Heck of a job, Hillary.