Obama Tries Tough Guy Act on for Size.


Today, President Obama decided to try to inherit something else from Bush: a spine and fortitude. However, in true incompetent Obama form, he failed, as always.

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Obama cannot pull off that whole cowboy image. Hey, remember when being a cowboy was a bad thing? I never thought it was, because I far prefer a cowboy to an empty suit. But, it turns out that, boy, an affected, faux cowboy sure is a bad and pathetic thing. Obama really should have rehearsed that line more; it was painfully obvious to all that he’s never uttered the phrase “ass kick” before in his ivory tower swaddled life. At the very least, he could have watched a few episodes of King of the Hill in order to form some semblance of a believable performance.

Good grief. Did his teleprompter not let him know that pretending to “ass kick” doesn’t work when we have all seen his baseball “pitches” and when we picture him clutching onto a head of arugula, while whining about it’s price at Whole Foods? I now imagine him practicing his tough guy image. Rehearsing with Rahm, saying things like “You won’t like me when I’m angry! But, may I please finish my yummy waffle and hitch up my Mom jeans first?” Pitifully feigning an attempt at opening up a can of whoop arse also fails miserably when we’ve all seen Obama daintily sip beer, pinkie extended. And *bow* incessantly. I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure there is no submissive bowing in ass kicking. Although, to be fair, by ass kicking Obama did probably just mean a sternly worded apology. Or, perhaps a nice beer summit. Daintily sipped, natch.

Since Obama, by his own admission, can’t deduce “whose ass to kick” on his own, I figure we should help him out. He’s awfully busy fund-raising and golfing and such.  I suppose even if he and his experts finally figure out a target like, say, the terrorists who want to kill us, he’d merely continue to fail anyway. It’s not like he has any practice manning up nor any practice actually kicking anything, ass or otherwise. He can’t even kick the smoking habit, for goodness sake.

The only asses Obama has kicked have been unintentional. For instance, the candidates for whom he campaigned, the idea that experience doesn’t matter and, well, his own masculinity. Oh! And he did kick the ass of Carter’s title of the Worse President Ever. So, that’s something, I suppose.

However, if he really wants to try this time instead of being his usual inept, ineffective and impotent self, my first suggestion is: Look in the mirror. My second suggestion would be to look to his White House staffers. So much for laser like focus, huh? Unless by laser like, they meant beer goggled:

My third suggestion would be talk to the CEO of BP.

June 6 (Bloomberg) — BP Plc Chief Executive Officer Tony Hayward hasn’t spoken directly to President Barack Obama since the Deepwater Horizon rig exploded on April 20.

Not once. Well, it is hard to squeeze it in what with all these new tough guy acting rehearsals and super fun bashes with Paul McCartney. Hey, at least Obama knows what a library is, right, Paul?

A pitiful act, yet again. Obama has shown, over and over, that not only is he maladroit almost beyond comprehension, but he can’t even feign competence any longer. Affecting a tough guy image doesn’t change that. It only serves to make his vast array of deficiencies all the more obvious.


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If I may

coheed Tuesday, June 8th at 1:39AM EST (link)

Who says there is no bowing in ass kicking? Watch any old martial arts film, and you shall be proven otherwise. But, more to the point, there are many Americans stupid enough to fall for a tough guy act, who are likely what this interview is aimed towards. Just the simple fact that he said the word “ass” will appeal to many of the younger citizens, who perhaps didn’t expect to hear it from him.

“Ah, America. The place where Republicans and Democrats can call each other Nazis and Commies while doing little to benefit the nation.”

“Have any of you Seen Kyle?”

“Wait wait wait wait wait. You mean there are Americans who think Obama is socialist?… ROFL!

He’s barely left of centre and that’s being generous. Why don’t you come to Australia and meet a real socialist?!

Seriously I’m going to have to utterly condemn anyone naive enough to think Obama is an actual socialist. I mean the whole healthcare thing is the only thing I can think of that’s actually socialist about him and even then that’s like saying having a government owned military is socialist; it may be true but it’s hardly left-wing proper socialist policy.

I encourage all Democrats in America to pull their heads out of their asses, man up and try practicing some actual liberal, honest to goodness left-wing policies.

Sorry for the rant but the candy-ass centrism that Americans call “left-wing” just really gets my goat.”

 

555 Opuppet is a pansy: of baseball pitches, bowling balls and waffles

ColdWarrior (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 1:43AM EST (link)

Yes, he is quite the tough guy.

He throws like, well, not a man (nor, as this clip shows, does he bowl like a man):

Wheeeeeee!

Again, in 2010, a “pitch” not like a man:

“Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”

Opuppet looks ridiculous when he pretends to be a tough guy because he is so obviously a pansy.

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Bill Cosby once said

partyof1 Tuesday, June 8th at 1:53AM EST (link)

(and I’m paraphrasing) that it used to be when comedians got in trouble on stage, they would “drop their pants”, meaning to use profanity to salvage a bad joke.

This is what Obama is doing now, and a carbon copy of what John Kerry did when he was asked about his Iraq war vote. Instead of taking responsibility, he blamed Bush and dropped the F bomb with Did I expect George Bush to f – - – it up as badly as he did?

It’s another sign that the wheels are coming off of the Obama train. Just ask President Kerry.

 

"I was in the golf [cart] a month ago, well before any of you losers realized there was a potential crisis"

SoFiMil (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 2:12AM EST (link)

Lori, I think you misheard what our dear leader said. Obama is soooo smart.

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He may as well have added, "with a sternly-worded letter to follow"

Adjoran (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 2:26AM EST (link)

What a weak little weasel! The bowing and scraping and World Apology Tour was no effort at all for this guy – it’s who he really is.

A week or so ago, just before Obama’s third trip to the Gulf, someone posted his itinerary since the spill – of which he was first advised within hours, and of it’s severity in the first several hours, too. He’s been to five fund-raisers, had 6 “vacation” days, hosted three parties, played seven rounds of golf, made several public appearances and speeches, etc. It was not at all the calendar of a man “focused on the spill.”

What was that quote from a few days ago? “My job is to let people know this is the first thing on my mind when I wake up in the morning, and the last thing on my mind when I go to bed at night.”

IOW, as long as people THINK he’s thinking about it, everything will just be fine, move along, nothing to see here, just some dirty birds, move along now.

But the arugula at Whole Foods IS sort of pricey, so he’d be right about that.

5!

SoFiMil (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 6:04AM EST (link)

With a sternly-worded letter to follow.

LOL!

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LOL!

reaganiterepublicanresistance Tuesday, June 8th at 5:32AM EST (link)

A tough guy in mom jeans- how Fife-esque

And if he needs a butt to kick, why not Michelle’s?

Besides the fact that she needs it, should provide a suitably ample target this serial loser can’t miss!

Help, I'm choking on my laughter!

Locked and Loaded (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 10:31AM EST (link)
 
 

Obama taking advice of one of his advisers..

sdeakins Tuesday, June 8th at 5:49AM EST (link)

Spike lee said Obamao needed to “go off” and now he has. Sage advice from one of the Obamao Zombie crowd.

Sam B Deakins

NOW is he acting black enough for Bill Maher? -nt

bk (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 7:03AM EST (link)
 
 

It would appear that he is the...

JadedByPolitics (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 6:07AM EST (link)

A$$ because this type of FOUL language is unPresidential and he cannot pull it off even if it were. He is doing what Maher wants him to do I suppose, so look for him to strap a gun on his leg next…LOL!

If he strapped a gun to his leg

gekster (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 7:09AM EST (link)

it would be to cowboy-ish and more like Bush than a gangsta.
He would shove it in his waistband.

They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.

We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
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I'll take Jindall's anger over Obama's faux anger.

SoFiMil (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 6:07AM EST (link)

n/t

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Maybe next Obama will take Bill Maher's advice

throwback59 Tuesday, June 8th at 6:29AM EST (link)

from last week. Remember, when Maher lamented that he wanted a “real”
black president? One who would show his gun and ask “Do we have a problem here m**********r?”

 

Rapidly blinking is a sign of lying.

Danielle Davis (ocleverone) (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 6:31AM EST (link)

Watching the clip, there are times where his blinking is going into overdrive.

To me, “consensus” seems to be the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies. So it is something in which no one believes and to which no one objects … There are still people in my party who believe in “consensus” politics. I regard them as Quislings, as traitors … I mean it. — Margaret Thatcher

Or, in Obama's case, rapid lip movement.

Crowe (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 8:05AM EST (link)

n/t

“We sleep soundly in our beds only because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm Dear Leader Obama gives us leave to do so.”

 
 

He needs a catch phrase.

NeoKong (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 7:17AM EST (link)

“The muck stops here.”

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We need Dean Wormer

kyle8 (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 7:33AM EST (link)

Aloof, stupid, and marxist is no way to go through life son.

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 
 

When Obama acts tough why do I think

wolfster38 (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 8:06AM EST (link)

President Jellyfish?

“A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.”
The Declaration of Independence

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More incompetence and stupidity

renny (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 8:35AM EST (link)

And soon we’ll have tar balls off the coast of NJ from the Gulf.

I wonder if that qualifies as inter-state commerce.

 

What's the difference between Barack Obama and PeeWee Herman?

RedBeard Tuesday, June 8th at 8:35AM EST (link)

PeeWee could dance.

Standard-bearer for grouchy curmudgeonry since, oh, 1975 or so.

Here ya go. Tequila

gekster (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 8:49AM EST (link)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw

They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.

We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway

Ok folks, 2012 is here. Get involved

 
 

Fortunately for us, we do not have Obama's problem

Jack_Savage (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 9:18AM EST (link)

We know exactly whose ass we’re going to kick.

 

Tough guy on the driving range

texasgalt (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 9:51AM EST (link)

with his blackberry. One sissy golf swing. Pathetic.

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What a hack

wolfster38 (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 10:25AM EST (link)

political and golf. or gulf.

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The Declaration of Independence

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Thanks for this. You caused me to

Locked and Loaded (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 10:43AM EST (link)

go to dictionary.com, and look what I found. There must be no better word to describe BO than this one.

duffer

–noun
1.Informal.
a.a plodding, clumsy, incompetent person.
b.a person inept or inexperienced at a specific sport, as golf.
2.Northern and North Midland U.S. an old man, esp. a dull or indecisive one.
3.Slang.
a.anything inferior, counterfeit, or useless.
b.a peddler, esp. one who sells cheap, flashy goods.

re: duffer

lncrn1 Wednesday, June 9th at 12:03PM EST (link)

TOUCHE!!!! LETS BUILD BILLBOARDS EVERYWHERE. NO BETTER DEFINITION FOR THIS “PLAYA”.

 
 
 

The first fraud is at it again

southcoast Tuesday, June 8th at 10:24AM EST (link)

Barak missed his calling. His mother should have bought him acting lessons because he is doing his best to pretend he is president.
He’s going to kick someone’s ass?
Really 0?
Are ya?
People need to be paying attention but I suspect too many have tuned out over the shame of having been fooled to vote for this witless dolt.
This too shall pass and the press will contrive to award some hero status to zero in an attempt to slow down its demise which is progressing as fast as it takes an oil spill to make landfall.

 

Know what's really entertaining?

Locked and Loaded (Diary) Tuesday, June 8th at 10:51AM EST (link)

Being around when ladies such as Lori, Ann, Sarah, Laura verbally pin these Nancy-Boys.