has caused frogs to invade Kyiv. However, a shaman stumbling into town searching for decent vodka revealed that the melt is actually due to The Frog God being angry. The shaman, after a few belts of Stoli, disclosed that The Frog God could be appeased with the proper statue.

Adherents of the new Global Warming religion immediately realized that the shaman was right; and like the Israelites and their statue of the Golden Calf in desert, they recognized that only a Really Big Ugly Bronze Statue would do.

Mutant frog sunning in Kyiv (Praise Be to AGW), has healthy bronze glow. Has not as of yet gone a-courtin’.

The Giant Frog Art appeared just when global temperatures are raging out of control. Therefore, Global Warming caused it to appear.

There, assertion proved.

I’m sure you will all agree that I am the winner.

A consensus having been reached, the debate is over. No serious person can doubt that I am the winner. Those trying now to deny that I am the winner are worse than Holocaust deniers.

While in Kyiv to observe the only known individual of a species of giant frog Al Gore noted that this is further proof of global warming, or climate change as he quickly corrected himself.

“This is just another example of what can happen if we continue to delay efforts to decrease the effects mankind, and the USA in particular I’m sad to say, has had on global climate. I fear this poor frog isn’t long for this world. Look at the skin color and how lethargic he is. He hasn’t moved since I’ve been here.”

Gore went on to say he looks forward to working with the Obama administration on expanding Cap and Trade and other climate control initiatives. “But we have to move fast. We may be too late to save this species but there are others that require our immediate action,” he added.

When asked why no skeletal remains of this species have ever been found Gore tertly replied, “I’m not here to debate this” as he sprinted up the steps of his private jet. “I have spoken, and that’s all you need to know or report.”

His next stop was reportedly Cairo to observe the remains of an unusual species of giant lion that have been petrified by what he calls “an unrelenting heat that has not only destroyed another rare species but turned all of Northern Africa into a vast desert. Just another example of what is happening because of greenhouse gases.”

we’re down to our last 6 ton frog.

The 800-lb gorilla monument has the following words tattooed on its sitting pad:

“You can’t hide the truth”.

I blame global warming for causing people to believe that, yes, they can.

Global Warming caused flies to overpopulate because of the milder winters when many would be killed off.
The fly overpopulation was a boom for the frog population at first causing their size to become quadrupled and evolve into a new species (Litoria Godzilliculous), until unfortunately man’s overuse of nitrogen fertilizers (which overuse was caused by Global Warming drying the crops which needed the extra nitrogen to compensate-evil man) got into the fly population during their third instar, which caused the frog populace to develop an extra-thick skin, which hardened by Global Warming into a scaly substance resembling plaster.
The largest specimen discovered by concerned environmentalists was over 6 tons near Kyiv (Kiev) in the Ukraine.
Its carcass is currently on display.

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…to atone for causing global warming that has caused a collapse in frog populations.

Just like the Phillistines designed five gold tumors as a guilt offering for having captured the Ark of the Covenant, which resulted in outbreaks of tumors among their people. [I Samuel 6:4-5]

will fund the construction of a lake, stocked with living Japanese Koi and carp, planting of white and pink flowering chestnuts and lilies, and a massive 6 ton bronze frog in downtown Kyiv just in time for Independence Day on August 24.

The statue and lake mark the end of the ‘Year of the Frog” celebrations. It is hoped that the statue will remind people that conservation is critical if we are to curtail sharp declines in reptile and amphibian populations around the world due to habitat loss, pollution, and global warming.

http://www.eaza.net/amphibian/Act_Kyiv.pdf

experienced worldwide over the last year, the presence of giant bronze frogs only proves that global warming is real AND man-made.

It seems to me that the citizens of Kyiv were so excited about the potential for a lake with “alive carps” in their city that they went on a mad deforestation tear. That deforestation led to the fines that will now fund their fair lake. However, it’s a sad tale of destruction because as we all know, forests are huge carbon sinks, able to suck up tons of CO2 in a single bound. Without the trees, more CO2 = more global warming. All because Kyivians like pretty things, and alive carps.

and the person who authorized putting the frog in public is dazed because of the heatstroke brought on by the higher temperatures.

Carp and trade policy

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