Election Night Drinking Game


There are others out there, but I figured I’d do my part to help people celebrate on Tuesday:

Point at someone and yell "That’s your name, not your title!"

When Baron Hill loses

Say "You betcha"

Anytime anyone mentions Sarah Palin

Take a drink when:

A Republican says

"Bigger than 1994"

"Tsunami"

"Earthquake"

"Rejection"

A Democrat says

"We didn’t do an adequate job of explaining the health care bill"

"The President’s party always loses seats"

"compromise" or "bipartisanship"

A Pundit

Calls the American people stupid or ignorant

Says "The American people want/like divided government."

Says "Tea Party"

Says "Deeply divided country"

Finish your drink when

A Democrat

Laments that members were "punished for doing the right thing"

Points to Delaware as evidence that the win wasn’t that big

Says the ’08 Obama voters will be back in 2012

A Republican says "Mike Castle"

Shout "You lie!" and finish your drink

When Joe Wilson is reelected

Do a shot

Every time Democrats lose a statewide race in a state Gore, Kerry, and Obama won (CA, CT, HI, ME, MA, MD, MI, NJ, NY, OR, PA, RI, VT, WA, WI)

When James Carville puts a paper bag over his head

Say "OK.  Got to find my little notes here" and do a shot

When Harry Reid loses

Shout "Die quickly" and do a shot

When Alan Grayson loses

Do two shots

Every time a Committee Chairman loses

Do two shots and shout "Double, double toil and trouble"

Every time someone mentions Christine O’Donnell

Do two shots while nodding your head saying "Yes ma’am"

When Barbara Boxer loses

Shout "YES WE CAN!" and do a double

When Mark Kirk wins

Ring of Fire with hard liquor

Republicans retake the Senate

Anyone mentions a recount

A Republican says "bipartisanship" or "compromise"



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11 Comments Leave a comment

If I play this game, I should be comode-hugging drunk by 7pm CT. nt

chbroussard (Diary) Monday, November 1st at 12:21PM EST (link)

Fortunately for me, I quit drinking years ago

Greg Garrison (Diary) Monday, November 1st at 12:29PM EST (link)

Otherwise, playing this would put me in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, if I could keep it all down.

http://www.thejoyofreason.com

“The art of compromise, which is central to a successful democracy, is not something that people learn overnight.” – Donald Rumsfeld

No kidding

aesthete (Diary) Monday, November 1st at 3:10PM EST (link)

I’d be passed out under a table somewhere if I played this game.

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice – G.K. Chesterton

 
 
 

Reserve a shot of Grand Marnier

blooch Monday, November 1st at 12:36PM EST (link)

for the Baked Alaska Dance when Joe Miller wins

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

 

Wow...... I'm gonna have to drink a whole bunch of sweet tea.

Kenny Solomon (Diary) Monday, November 1st at 12:39PM EST (link)

Although I enjoy some Famous Grouse Gold Reserve from time to time, I’ve cut out being under the alcafluence of incohol so I don’t get as think as some people drunk I can become.

;)

I’ll add one for you SI Conservative:

Offer a prayer and pop a bottle of good champagne:

If no acts of violence at the polls occur.

Sorry, Kenny

Sean (SIConservative) (Diary) Monday, November 1st at 12:46PM EST (link)

There’ll be polls open in Philly.

Texas too.... Guess you didn't hear yet......

Kenny Solomon (Diary) Monday, November 1st at 12:49PM EST (link)

I put it as a comment on LadyImpactOhio’s latest diary……

http://www.redstate.com/ladyimpactohio/2010/10/27/texas-dems-welcome-you-to-the-banana-republic-of-the-united-states/#comment-784

 
 
 

Every time a democrat loses a statewide race....

Return to Revolution (Diary) Monday, November 1st at 4:37PM EST (link)

forgot PA (PA hasn’t voted for an R president since Bush 41, 1988), and lets hope with Toomey, I’ll be obliged to do that shot.

Out of hand Constitutional fetishist

I thought for sure you were going to end your

janis (Diary) Monday, November 1st at 4:49PM EST (link)

comment with ” An Angel gets its wings.”

I would have..

Return to Revolution (Diary) Monday, November 1st at 7:03PM EST (link)

if I were more clever :)

Out of hand Constitutional fetishist

 
 

Noted, Return

Sean (SIConservative) (Diary) Monday, November 1st at 11:06PM EST (link)

And corrected.