Comments on: Retail Sales Down? WTF?

By: randy streu

randy streu — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:12:27 +0000

Did anyone listen to Obama’s speech today?

Does it stop being parody when it’s just a preview of exactly what was actually said?

By: Mike gamecock DeVine

Mike gamecock DeVine — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:45:27 +0000

will cite your column when I finish this weekend.

By: Common_Cents

Common_Cents — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:27:39 +0000

By: bk

bk — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:45:52 +0000

thanks to a huge jump in sales of teabags.

By: Steph C

Steph C — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:40:55 +0000

So, I decided to find one of my grungiest work t-shirts, bleach stained, possibly some holes in it, grease stains, paint, etc and write on it:

“Thanks to government excess all I can afford is this lousy t-shirt.”

By: David Hinz

David Hinz — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:28:29 +0000

You cannot get the truth out of Faux News! They hate the president. They are all racists, bigots and homophobes.

The truth is that the Stimulus Package is beginning to work. Forget your lying eyes, people are being called back to work, the economy is coming back and people are buying again.

Try to find a guy, or ammo in any store — I dare you! People are buying them off the shelves as if their very freedoms or their very lives depended on them.

Canned goods and bulk bottled water are being scooped up by a public that is on a feeding frenzy of commercialism.

And gasoline or diesel powered generators — just try to find one in the stores.

No, my friend, don’t believe the lies you see on Faux News — watch the Obama News Networks to find the truth.

By: Amy Miller

Amy Miller — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:48:56 +0000

iPods and DVD collections that don’t work in Europe are just the beginning, kids. We also encourage you to buy 100% organic flip flops, PETA beanie babies, and tickets to see “Milk” at the 2nd-off theatre. Pickup trucks, charcoal grills, tuna, and Toby Keith CDs are strongly discouraged.

Love the snark )