JQ Taxpayer
Human Resource Manager, USA Corp

Weekly Personnel Evaluation
Combined House of Reprsentatives and Senate

Henry Paulson
Came to a meeting very ill-prepared.
He had only 3 pages of materials to both
propose and support a proposal. Given the
$700 billion request this was woefully
inadequate. Additionally, the confusion
caused was dramatic and the time requested
was unreasonable.

Action Taken: Fired

Barney Frank
Continues to be dispruptive and unable
to focus on tasks at hand. Barney repeatedly
says discouraging remarks about his peers
and his defensiveness is reducing not only
his productivity but everyone elses.

Action Taken: Fired

Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid
After repeated requests for job descriptions
none have been received. No other staff
members could name one thing productive that
they’ve ever done. Their body language in
a recent important meeting with high level
executives present was condecending and
and immmature.

Action Taken:
Ms. Pelosi – Demoted and put on Warning
Harry Reid – Fired and replaced by Dick Smothers

Barak Obama
As creator of ObamaBinLiden.com we had
high expectations for Mr. Obama during the
recent financial crisis. While others were
rushing to help, Mr. Obama phoned in and said
“Call me if you need me.” It’s now obvious
that we can’t count on him to lead.

Action Taken: Denied request for promotion.

John McCain
We are happy to report that Mr McCain has
been everything we had hoped for. During
a recent crisis he immediately realigned
his priorities, focused his efforts, and
showed great leadership capabilities.

Action Taken: Promoted to President

Sincerely,
JQ Taxpayer

Reknowned economist Brian Wesbury just did an interview on the Dave Ramsey show 9/23 – 8pm Fox Business Network. I have been following every news program and have read volumes of web information on the bailout topic. While I’m no expert, this guy is and he has a tremendous idea to help solve this crisis – temporarily suspend mark to market accouting for the illiquid assets on bank books. The Government could provide some insurance to them at a fraction of the cost of the 700 billion bailout.

I know Senator McCain hates this $700 billion bailout bill with a passion. I would love to see him take the lead here and bring this guy to testify before congress. People want to see maverick? This would shut this entire debacle down in a heartbeat and show that McCain knows how to bring the right people in to do the right job.