I can’t imagine why anyone would want to arrest a man of brilliance like Roman Polanski. OK, you got me, I don’t have to imagine why they’d bust the dude. The Smoking Gun explains it in painstaking detail.

Yeah, yeah, something to do with champagne, quaaludes, and forced anal sex, with an underage girl, in Jack Nicholson’s hot-tub. If only these people could just rent Boogie Nights and get over their hang-ups. </sarcasm off.