Rumor* has it Rep. Waxman was on a walk in the woods celebrating the victory of the Waxman/Markey Bill, drawing in deep breaths of that fresh air that he is creating, along the trail he came to a flowery meadow.  Rep. Waxman pause and bent down to “smell the roses” after a long hard session in the House.  As he drew through his  monumental proboscis, with the force of Kansas tornado, a bee unknowingly flew into the man made ecological event.  The bee was not able to be saved, but in an act of self defense it did manage to sting Rep. Waxman inside his nose.

Ahh the irony.

Aaron Gardner

* Ok so *I* am starting the rumor, but work with me here.

P.S. I sincerly hope that Rep. Waxman is actually ok.  I want him to live to see what will be done in his name.

P.S.S. Sorry Moe for stealing the P.S. thing, but it is an awfully fine format for writing RedHots, immitation is the greatest form of flattery so take this as a compliment. ;^)