So, Mrs. Senator Brown was some kind of bikini-clad ninja assassin…


…at least, based on this otherwise utterly forgettable video from 1984, by a band called Digney Fignus*:


(Via Little Miss Attila & the Daily Caller)

And this was apparently something that the Huffington Post wanted to promote on their site. Judging from my immediate reactions:

  • I am happy not to be living in the alternate universe where Digney Fignus became superstar rockers;
  • I feel obligated, once again, to apologize for the music industry’s fashion choices of the mid-to-late 1980s (what can I say?  Cocaine was apparently being handed out as party favors back then);
  • I wish that progressives would stop being so ugly and tangled up inside over sex;

…I’m not exactly sure what their point is.  OK, that’s a lie: I know what their point is.  I’m just mildly annoyed that they thought that this attack was actually going to work.

Moe Lane

*A band sufficiently obscure as to lack a presence on Amazon.

Crossposted to Moe Lane.


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I was completely baffled

dwarfmama (Diary) Friday, January 22nd at 9:58AM EST (link)

What could they possibly think this video could do to hurt Sen Brown?

Our contest is not only whether we ourselves shall be free, but whether there shall be left to mankind an asylum on earth for civil and religious liberty. (Samuel Adams)

 

"digney fignus" is Celtic for

blooch Friday, January 22nd at 10:10AM EST (link)

Senator Smalley

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

 

Our country would be much better if Senator's wives were bikini clad ninja assassins

Dave_in_Fla (Diary) Friday, January 22nd at 10:10AM EST (link)

[Scene: Official Meeting of the Homeland Security Committee]

McCain: So Mr. Blair, you are saying that your hands have been tied by AG Holder in this matter? You are unable to pursue the terrorists into Yemen?

Lieberman: I guess we have no choice but to take matters into our own hands.

[McCain picks up phone]

McCain: Cindy? Yes, time to reroute the jet from that humanitarian mission to Haiti, and head to Yemen. Yes that’s right, put on the black bikini and load the Walther PPS.

Lieberman: Is Hadassah with her?

McCain: Yes, she was about to parachute into Cuba, but Cindy called her back.

Lieberman: Oh good, she can use some of her Mossad contacts when they land.

[Blair clears throat]

Blair: Uhm, Senators, we do have proffesionals for these kinds of things…

[McCain and Lieberman give him a cold stare]

McCain to Lieberman: Cindy made the call to the Cheney Compound, they’ve got eyes on the target now, this incident will be over with in 8 hours.

Lieberman: Thank you for your testimony today, Mr. Blair. We will contact you if we have any further questions.

“If they were merely incompetent, then at least SOME of their actions would have been to the benefit of the country.” – Joe McCarthy

 

Racy? HuffPo = Prudes.

Steve Maley (Diary) Friday, January 22nd at 10:17AM EST (link)

Just like my 84 y.o. parents who can’t distinguish between Hooter’s and a strip club.

The blogger formerly known as ‘Vladimir’.

 

I have to draw the line here

wayneinnh (Diary) Friday, January 22nd at 10:22AM EST (link)

Digney Fignus rocks!

Jon 14:6 –
Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me.”

It’s not intellectual to believe we evolved from hydrogen gas.

 

Dave, HA!

muffin Friday, January 22nd at 10:23AM EST (link)

Huffpo is really digging deep to discredit Scott Brown by attacking his wife? FAIL.

Fortitudine vincimus – By endurance we conquer

 

Seriously...that's all the "dirt" they could manage to dig up on Candidate Brown?

Chemical Sam (Diary) Friday, January 22nd at 11:24AM EST (link)

Well, crap, if I had seen that video before they election, I wouldn’t have called everyone I know in MA, just to tell them to vote for Brown…morons

Last I heard, any dude that is lucky enough snap up, and smart enough to marry and hang onto a woman from an 80s rock video (if you can call Fignus rock), is someone that SHOULD be involved in running the country.

In fact, I think I’ll go out and find me one, and run for Senator myself! Of course, I’ll have to OK it with the wife…

Or, maybe we could get Dennis Miller to run for Senator in CA…he’s got the same cred after all (still married to 80s video wife and model, the lovely Ms. Ali Epsley, and father of two children). Count me in, Miller for Senator.

Criterion Chemical was in the black for FY2010!
Not bad considering the forces arrayed against small business these days.
Let’s see about actually making some serious profit this year. Shameless capitalism, by:
www.criterionchemical.com

That's right -- "Too Shy" by Kajagoogoo

Chemical Sam (Diary) Friday, January 22nd at 11:28AM EST (link)

Don’t be ashamed that you knew that before I looked it up. Ha!

Criterion Chemical was in the black for FY2010!
Not bad considering the forces arrayed against small business these days.
Let’s see about actually making some serious profit this year. Shameless capitalism, by:
www.criterionchemical.com

 
 

just like using "irregardless", ninja assassin is redundant-nt

DONTREADONME (Diary) Friday, January 22nd at 2:48PM EST (link)

sorry redundancy is pet peeve, as is empty rhetoric “Yes We Can” Si Se… and no I said this long before the guy on the TV said it.