Actually, I unfairly malign emos by comparing them to Al Gore. He’s like an emo wannabe.
Ace of Spades HQ has the full text of this poem, for those who can’t quite make out my deliberately overwrought screeching. Suffice it to say, this has been one heck of a midlife crisis for Mister Gore.
Open thread.
Moe Lane
Crossposted to RedState.
Steve Maley
KnightsofMalta
Moe, "full text" url fix needed - last "p" missing -nt-
CincoSolas_del_Bronx (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 9:57PM EST (link)Those dreading urbanization should remember that though the Kingdom of God first appeared in a temporal Garden, at the end of the book it is established in an eternal City. (paraphrase, James M. Boice)
soli Deo gloria
Fixed.
Moe Lane (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 11:23PM EST (link)Thanks.
The Kim Kardashian of blogging.
Check out my blog at http://moelane.com/.
http://moelane.com/filthy-lucre-filthy-lucre/
http://twitter.com/moelane
My (combined) wish list.
OK, that is disturbing.
spainishirish (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 9:59PM EST (link)I suppose the lyrics bothered me more than the vocals but you did try, Moe.
Dear Lord in Heaven, please let Vice President Gore break into verse frequently the next two weeks. East Anglia may have used up our Divine Providence quota, but it doesn’t hurt to ask.
I am dumbfounded that a grown man would even claim to have written this.
Danielle Davis (ocleverone) (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 10:21PM EST (link)What a load of disjointed, sophmoric tripe.
A Twight obsessed, angst ridden 13 year old girl – yes.
What a mess.
To me, “consensus” seems to be the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies. So it is something in which no one believes and to which no one objects … There are still people in my party who believe in “consensus” politics. I regard them as Quislings, as traitors … I mean it. — Margaret Thatcher
Moe, I'm crying...
Crowe (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 10:28PM EST (link)Not sure if it’s because of the poetry, the screeching, out of laughter, or what, but that’s tear-inducing.
“We sleep soundly in our beds only because
rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harmDear Leader Obama gives us leave to do so.”You can't fix
JLenardDetroit (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 10:41PM EST (link)stupidLiberal....and their stupidity in the form of bad legislation must be OPPOSED completely, not “Amended” to be just a little less offensive!!!!
Words that apply to so very much…. CrapTrade…. Obamaocare…. etc….
I’ve said the following elsewhere, but since you specifically mentioned Gore….
Since you are NOT freezing, it is PROOF of Global Warming…..
Regards from NoMoTown (the MOTORlessCITY)
“Liberals, looking to do for? America what they’ve done for? Detroit! which is DESTROY IT!”
“I think, therefore I am Conservative”
“Conservative by choice, Republican by necessity”
“You can lead a Liberal to the Truth/Facts, but you cannot make them THINK!”
“Romney [No, not my first choice] does NOT have a MORMON problem. He has a, far too many Americans; these days; are MORONS problem!”
Follow @JLenardDetroit
(RS:Help) (JLD) (Hollyweird) (Brain-deads) (SPIN-cycle) (Obamaocare) (Party of kNOw) (Conservatism) (TEApeats) (respectful) (message) (Warning: Children Will Die!!)
Heil “O” Hell No Obamao is NOT MY PRESIDENT! “No U won’t”
I want “O” to FAIL (here, here, & whole Diary (Ofail) here, is why)
“The first Liberal was Satan” – a Rush caller (other Quotes)
Ya know.....................
makemyday (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 11:10PM EST (link)I think I understand you! Am I in trouble or not!
When all else fails…….. Shoot!
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” –American author Mark Twain (1835-1910)
“We should never despair, our Situation before has been unpromising and has changed for the better, so I trust, it will again. If new difficulties arise, we must only put forth new Exertions and proportion our Efforts to the exigency of the times.” –George Washington, letter to Philip Schuyler, 1777
I know....
JLenardDetroit (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 11:54PM EST (link)It makes my head hurt, and I’m the one that wrote it
lol … It is just so unreal the BS that Liberals get away with. They get so darn many people to just shake their heads and say “OK, whatever you say” because their Pretzel-logic gets so convoluted to follow. It sounds almost like an Abbot and Costello or Three Stooges routine the way they jump through hoops to change rhetoric on the fly and Liberals just shake their heads YES WE CAN no matter how strained and far removed their (non-)logic gets.
This new line of BS should be an SNL skit….
Lib-1: So, the Earth is Warming?
lol
Lib-2: Yes, that’s why it’s only so Cold out.
Lib-1: Cold?
Lib-2: Yes, or it would be Colder. That’s why we can’t show it’s Warming!
Lib-1: So it is Cooling? Not Warming?
Lib-2: No, It’s Warming or it would be Colder.
Lib-1: So the Warming is still Bad?
Lib-2: Yes, weren’t you listening?!?!
THIRD BASE…..
Regards from NoMoTown (the MOTORlessCITY)
“Liberals, looking to do for? America what they’ve done for? Detroit! which is DESTROY IT!”
“I think, therefore I am Conservative”
“Conservative by choice, Republican by necessity”
“You can lead a Liberal to the Truth/Facts, but you cannot make them THINK!”
“Romney [No, not my first choice] does NOT have a MORMON problem. He has a, far too many Americans; these days; are MORONS problem!”
Follow @JLenardDetroit
(RS:Help) (JLD) (Hollyweird) (Brain-deads) (SPIN-cycle) (Obamaocare) (Party of kNOw) (Conservatism) (TEApeats) (respectful) (message) (Warning: Children Will Die!!)
Heil “O” Hell No Obamao is NOT MY PRESIDENT! “No U won’t”
I want “O” to FAIL (here, here, & whole Diary (Ofail) here, is why)
“The first Liberal was Satan” – a Rush caller (other Quotes)
you know that's funny, warm in 30's, cool in 40's, warm in 50's, cool in 70's-80's warming in the 90's-early 00's...
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 11:58PM EST (link)cooling in the late 2000′s. Heh, I am starting to see a pattern here.
does anyone see the 11 year pattern? then again...
DONTREADONME (Diary) Tuesday, December 8th at 12:00AM EST (link)what do I know, I haven’t figured out Michaels nature trick.
You mean the ol Sun Spot thing?
Richard Mullins (Diary) Tuesday, December 8th at 12:05AM EST (link)Yes, it make things cooler but I really afraid that we might make Man-Made cooling instead of Warming.
Richard Phillip Mullins BlogThe Squash Satire SiteNews on Happy Jet Airlines
Rmullins Pics
Rpmullins Twitter
Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.
Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.
Since this is an open thread for the night
Richard Mullins (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 11:44PM EST (link)I have piece on my blog I’ d like for you to read and if you think it’s good, I’ll cross post it to here tomorrow
http://rpmullins.wordpress.com/2009/12/07/i-can-almost-guarentee
I didn’t mind typing it out at all. BTW, I need the resident English professor, Moe Lane to give it a good look over first.
I really need you opinion, Moe.
Richard Phillip Mullins BlogThe Squash Satire SiteNews on Happy Jet Airlines
Rmullins Pics
Rpmullins Twitter
Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.
Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.
Let's Demand Sanity from Lindsey Graham
rwersheir (Diary) Monday, December 7th at 11:51PM EST (link)A CALL FOR SANITY: Sen.Graham owes America an acknowledgment of Climategate. His Washington office’s official response to removerinos.com was “The senator hasn’t made a statement regarding climategate, but he does believe
man is responsible for raising temperatures.” So the senator doesn’t care that he’s basing a draconian tax hike on fraudulent science? Does Lindsey truly think there’s nothing wrong with just pretending climategate doesn’t exist? It’s time we forced his hand on this and made the senator answer for climategate. For more info, go to http://removerinos.com/CallSenGraham.html
but if it weren't warming, we'd all be freezing!
JLenardDetroit (Diary) Tuesday, December 8th at 12:12AM EST (link)hadn’t you heard (seen the – current Liberal Climate Scam rhetoric sounds like Abbott/Costello routine — Third Base – post above) yet?!?!?
lol
Look at the Grouse… look at the Grouse…. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!
Is there NO Liberal position that Graham and McCain won’t take a “ME TOO, but not just as far as ‘those folks’ go” type Progressive-light stance on?!?!? Until those two are made an example of by being thrown out in Primaries, too many others will continue to follow the McCainunism. Conservative Candidates AZ. Snowe, and even DisreSpecter, would have been less a problem if we’d been able to shed the other two as an example. Red areas with Purple Republicans drive me crazy!
Regards from NoMoTown (the MOTORlessCITY)
“Liberals, looking to do for? America what they’ve done for? Detroit! which is DESTROY IT!”
“I think, therefore I am Conservative”
“Conservative by choice, Republican by necessity”
“You can lead a Liberal to the Truth/Facts, but you cannot make them THINK!”
“Romney [No, not my first choice] does NOT have a MORMON problem. He has a, far too many Americans; these days; are MORONS problem!”
Follow @JLenardDetroit
(RS:Help) (JLD) (Hollyweird) (Brain-deads) (SPIN-cycle) (Obamaocare) (Party of kNOw) (Conservatism) (TEApeats) (respectful) (message) (Warning: Children Will Die!!)
Heil “O” Hell No Obamao is NOT MY PRESIDENT! “No U won’t”
I want “O” to FAIL (here, here, & whole Diary (Ofail) here, is why)
“The first Liberal was Satan” – a Rush caller (other Quotes)
December 7th - Bing and Google
SoFiMil (Diary) Tuesday, December 8th at 12:23AM EST (link)Again, no surprise at all.
http://www.bing.com/ – Pearl Harbor
http://www.google.com/ – Popeye the “Sailor Man”
www.suvstrategery.blogspot.com
They are too busy being "evul" to realize the signifigance
rcov092 (Diary) Tuesday, December 8th at 1:05AM EST (link)after all, “if you have a secret, maybe you should not be doing it” – eric Schmidt
“Not One Red Dime for the NRSC or NRCC till they stop trying to elect liberals”
Join the RedState Strike Force
Gore and Tennessee Williams
nateleyswhore Tuesday, December 8th at 12:25AM EST (link)Al Gore is now officially the Blanche DuBois of American politics.
I think he borrowed John Edwards’ mirror.
“Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.” –Catch 22
Mona Charen this morning...
blaze422 (Diary) Tuesday, December 8th at 7:09AM EST (link)http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2009/12/08/torquemada_in_east_anglia_99445.html
Fool me once: The same people whose hair is on fire now about climate change have dressed up in fright masks before. Thirty years ago, they were (no joke) enormously agitated about the coming new ice age. From these same precincts (the Club of Rome, 1972) we were warned that the world was rapidly running out of oil, gas, aluminum, lead, zinc, copper, tin, and uranium. (We didn’t.) At the same time, all of the smart people were absolutely convinced that overpopulation was the greatest threat to the globe and to humanity itself. Paul Ehrlich, author of “The Population Bomb,” offered in 1980 that “If I were a gambler, I would bet even money that England will not exist in the year 2000.” That same year, the Carter administration issued a global forecast predicting that “the world in 2000 will be more crowded, more polluted, less stable ecologically … and the world’s people will be poorer in many ways than they are today.” Um, no.
Paul Ehrlich, author of "The Population Bomb"
Praying (Diary) Tuesday, December 8th at 8:39AM EST (link)had a co-author. John Holdren. Obama’s Science Czar. We are screwed. Obama has brought every one of the moonbat commies right into the white house with him.
No!!!11!1!!1!1! The Bilderbergers are coming
Thanks, Moe, your lyrical interpretation ...
joayn (Diary) Tuesday, December 8th at 10:15AM EST (link)was spot on. And hysterical. Laughed from start to finish.
When I first read the alleged poem, I visualized him sitting, pen in mouth, pensive facial expression, thinking, “Hmmmm, what would sound good to my gullible believers?” Composing this tripe specifically for his “base”, the religious eco-nuts. Once a politician …
“Al Gore is now officially the Blanche DuBois of American politics.” Love. It. LOL!
America is an idea; a noble idea that essentially boils down to the shocking belief that the masses are in fact not asses. John Nolte
From Drudge, a link to Vanity Fair's
joayn (Diary) Tuesday, December 8th at 10:44AM EST (link)gush-piece on the manbearpig aka Blanche DuBois. Worth the brief skim just for the comments alone. Or skip the article and go directly to the comments.
Great reading to brighten up the day. Hilarious.
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2009/12/al-gore-the-poet-laureate-of-climate-change.html
America is an idea; a noble idea that essentially boils down to the shocking belief that the masses are in fact not asses. John Nolte