Zelaya tortured by hallucinogenic gas, Jews*.


(Via @jeffemanuel) One wonders whether something got lost in translation.

They’re torturing me, Honduras’ Zelaya claims

Honduras’ fallen leader told The Miami Herald he is being subjected to mind-altering gas and radiation — and that `Israeli mercenaries’ are planning to assassinate him.

TEGUCIGALPA — It’s been 89 days since Manuel Zelaya was booted from power. He’s sleeping on chairs, and he claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and “Israeli mercenaries” are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.

On the other hand, when it comes to this sort of thing eventually somebody decides to blame it all on the Jews.  Apparently, in this case Zeleya’s got “Israeli mercenaries” going after him with sonic weapons and radiation!  Spying on him with rays!  Can somebody explain why we’re backing this lunatic, again?  Oh, right: because the administration got caught unprepared by events, went off half-cocked, and guessed wrong: and God forbid that this administration ever admit that it’s capable of error.

I swear, it’s like the President is deliberately trying to be a caricature of all the Left-wing fantasies about President Bush.

Moe Lane

PS: Ed Morrissey has an extremely apt song in mind.

*Sarcasm. At least on my part.

Crossposted to Moe Lane.


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You can't say this

10ksnooker (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 12:43PM EST (link)

With a straight face.

I assume Obama concurs. Obama, the kooks kook.

Everybody that voted for him, raise your hand … Yeah, that’s what I thought.

 

Obama is a caricature of himself. n/t

yoyo (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 12:43PM EST (link)

….

Nemo me impune lacesset
“No one will provoke me with impunity!”
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Pukin’ Dogs – The Fighting 143
Sans Reproache
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The ‘yoyo’ replaced my cigarettes January 22, 2006….

 

Nanny Po-lousy will blame it all on the CIA,

yoyo (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 12:52PM EST (link)

and subpoena ALL CIA field agents to appear before an open session in the House for public execution, er, grilling, er, interrogation, er, questioning for the use of these unapproved interrogation techniques on Zelaya.

Well, at least I wouldn’t put it past her.

Nemo me impune lacesset
“No one will provoke me with impunity!”
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Pukin’ Dogs – The Fighting 143
Sans Reproache
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The ‘yoyo’ replaced my cigarettes January 22, 2006….

 

Send in Obama, he'll straighten out those Jews

jeannieology (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 12:56PM EST (link)

Obama should be the only one allowed to administer torture and he sure is doing a good job of it every time he opens his pie hole.

In addition, maybe Zelaya can blame the Jews for the Constitutional Crisis he fostered in Honduras and in doing so give Obama some ideas for 2010 and 2012 — I’m sure he’s looking for some creative options.

www.jeannie-ology.com

 

Even Obama blames the Jews...

Rightshift (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 12:58PM EST (link)

… In his UN speech he finds fault with Israel by virtue of its very existence. After all, his two cents on what the palestinian state should look like was made clear, as John Bolton put it.. “He’s dictating the outcome of the negotiations before they even start”.

He doesn’t recognize Israel’s settlements in the West Bank, etc, yadda yadda… oh SHUT UP, Obama!

In all these nitwit leftist’s minds its Israel’s fault for defending itself from daily rocket attacks, car bombs, drive by shootings, etc.. I guarantee if the PLO and the other Islamic Fundamentalist Tools stopped their attacks completely, there would actually be PEACE in the Middle East. Israel wouldn’t fire a shot because they aren’t being shot at!

But… back to the point… like any wannabe tyrant, you gotta blame someone else, just ask Chavez, Castro, Ahmadinejad, etc…

… or Ahmed the Dead Terrorist…

“Sometimes the law defends plunder and participates in it. Sometimes the law places the whole apparatus of judges, police, prisons and gendarmes at the service of the plunderers, and treats the victim – when he defends himself – as a criminal.” — Frederic Bastiat

"Have you no shame? Have you no decency?"

JustLeaveMeAlone (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 6:26PM EST (link)

Sorry, Mr Netanyahu, but the POTUS has no decency or shame. He sets new standards for the lack thereof daily

And yes, it is a disgrace.

But, you see, like Zelaya, Obama wants to be the Supreme Leader for Life. And now that bomber-honoring Gaddafi has endorsed him for that, at the UN, no less, well golly gee I guess it will just have to happen!

“To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” Thomas Jefferson

 
 

The Jews are irradiating him...Riiiight. And this is the guy Obama decided to back??

archer52 Thursday, September 24th at 1:10PM EST (link)

I feel like the Leo Getz in the Lethal weapons series, “Okay, okay, let me get this straight. Obama is backing a man who thinks he should be the President of Honduras for life, AND the Jews are irradiating him to “alter his state”, while at the same time Obama is backing the President of Iran, who thinks if he can start a world ending war with Israel in the Middle East a 12th imam will arise, maybe out of a well?, and start a new era of Islamic Rule? I got that right Riggs?”

The simple fact that as a nation of three hundred million, mostly freedom loving men and women, we would be led by a President who thinks backing those two nutjobs is overwhelming. Did I hit my head on the edge of the sink one night and simply lapse into a coma, and all of this is a bad dream??

What’s Obama’s next move? Make another “dear leader” video with sing along song and lyrics like this?

http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2009/09/sick-school-children-sing-praises-to.html

At some point, somebody going to say that guy over that truthandcommonse.com is on to something. Maybe we are just working way to hard to give Obama the benefit of the doubt. He may very well be a square peg of a socialist/communist and not just the a round one with some rough edges. Nobody can be this bad by accident.

http://truthandcommonsense.com/2009/09/23/climbing-out-of-the-box-full-of-square-pegs-and-round-holes-what-if-obama-is-what-he-appears-to-be/

 

No wonder Obama likes Zelaya.

johnt Thursday, September 24th at 1:13PM EST (link)

Maybe the O can get him into the USA and help make him head of the DNC, he might be an improvement over Howard Dean.
As they say “birds of a feather”.

“a man’s admiration for absolute government is proportinate to the contempt he feels for those around him”. Tocqueville

 

Speaking Espanol

jsmiddleton4 Thursday, September 24th at 1:53PM EST (link)

While at the mall yesterday I’m pretty sure I saw a small group of Hebrews huddled together speaking Spanish. It was quite odd to see the yamaka’s, the black suits with hats and peyos and hear….

¿Así que Moses, cómo transmitió usted el Rio Grande esta vez?

 

Moe, could you posibly mean the Jooooooooooos

Warrior (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 2:07PM EST (link)

are irradiating, etc, this poor Supreme Leader for Life wannabee?

“Racial criteria are irrational, irrelevant, [and] odious to our way of life.” — Thurgood Marshall for the NAACP Legal Defense Fund in the 1950 Supreme Court case of McLaurin v. Oklahoma

 

Israeli Joooos...

RedBeard Thursday, September 24th at 2:25PM EST (link)

…are to blame for EVERYTHING.

I mean, who do they think they are, running a free country right there in the midst of 30 or so totalitarian thugocracies? The nerve of them.

The Joooos don’t even require their women to wear burlap bags over their heads and walk behind the men. How good could their Joooo culture be?

Standard-bearer for grouchy curmudgeonry since, oh, 1975 or so.

RedBeard....... 40 lashes with a wet soup noodle.......

Kenny Solomon (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 6:47PM EST (link)

11 “o”‘s please.

Sorry, Kenny

RedBeard Friday, September 25th at 6:27AM EST (link)

I was too worked up, trying to think of all the things I can blame on the Jooooooooooos.

Y’know, come to think of it, my wife’s right rear tire is flat this morning, and there are Jooooooooooos in the neighborhood……….. Godfrey Daniel!!! The conspiracy is EVERYWHERE!!!!

Standard-bearer for grouchy curmudgeonry since, oh, 1975 or so.

 
 
 

One of these days I'm gonna have to ask Kenny

aesthete (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 2:27PM EST (link)

How the Jews get the time to do all this stuff. I mean, first with Jeremiah Wright, then with Iran, Zelaya, *and* secretly running a world government? There’s gotta be a killer time-management secret behind that story :P

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice – G.K. Chesterton

You have no idea the logistics involved........ nt

Kenny Solomon (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 6:48PM EST (link)
 

The Jews are Using New Tactics

kcdude (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 3:28PM EST (link)

Per the pic from Drudge. I can just hear the Jews saying “The radiation and gas is not working, let’s give him the comfy chair.” Cue the heightened suspense music.

They will probably resort to the soft pillow before too long.

 

Picture Hillary as Mother Goose, flying through the air

Marcus_Traianus (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 6:11PM EST (link)

and Obama on the back. OK, so perhaps we are talking nightmare.

This would be a laughable gift if it wasn’t so serious. Obama aligns himself with a third world dictator who violated Honduran law and their constitution; which is probably underlies one of the more stable democracies in Latin America. Then he aligns himself further with every communist dictator in the destructive OAS. He keeps the lid on Zelaya sneaking back into the country, increasing the chance for conflict. He squeezes their foreign aid and tries to make Honduras defy their constitution under the guise of negotiation. Truly a fascinating view of democratic process.

Given this recitation, we are all shocked Zelaya is now bringing the JOOS into it. I suppose next will be the wealthy landowners, bourgeoisies, turn coat yankees and aliens. Stick with your boy to the end, Barry and witcheepoo.

“Both of our political parties, at least the honest portion of them, agree conscientiously in the same object—the public good; but they differ essentially in what they deem the means of promoting that good. One side believes it best done by one composition of the governing powers; the other, by a different one. One fears most the ignorance of the people; the other, the selfishness of rulers independent of them. Which is right, time and experience will prove.”.Thomas Jefferson

You Left Out

kcdude (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 6:50PM EST (link)

George Bush from the future blame list

 
 

A sincere thank you and one request.

Kenny Solomon (Diary) Thursday, September 24th at 6:50PM EST (link)

Mr. Lane:

We thank you kindly for the mention in your latest column, extolling the virtues of our operational methods in nations and governments we have absolutely no interest in.

However, we have worked long and hard to attain our standing in the world community, well over 5,750 years in fact. So going forward, please honor us in all your writings with our formal title: Teh Eeeeevil Jooooooooooos.

Shalom and L’Shana Tovah Tikatavu.

Tucker P. Fudpucker, Esq.
Senior Counsel for Teh Eeeeevil Jooooooooooos.
Offices in Brooklyn, Miami Beach and Jerry’s Deli on the corner.

;)

 

Spaced Out Zelaya

Castor (Diary) Friday, September 25th at 10:31AM EST (link)

We knew it all the time. It was the Jews led by the sinister Buck Rogerstein and his merry men who dropped down from Mars(Which everyone knows is an Israeli colony) and proceeded to zap Zelaya with their potent Lox ray which will penetrate the walls of the Brazilian embassy and convert him into a toasted poppy seed bagel.
Can Obama recommend mad Mel a good psychiatrist?

 

Hilarious

mizzoutiger Friday, September 25th at 2:03PM EST (link)

This is so hilarious. I really wonder why Obama is still supporting him. http://www.newsy.com/videos/manuel_zelaya_returns_part_three. And this man sure knows how to make a timely appearance – just as when the UN General Assembly meets.

 

Miami Herald Quote ... or Mis-Quote?

ryanvaquero Monday, October 5th at 7:39PM EST (link)

Unfortunately, Frances Robles of the Miami Herald has been called out on the quote that everyone is getting up in arms about. In fact, a week before the ADL statement came out, Ms. Robles was asked to produce the full quote from President Zelaya that she used for her story.

She claimed she “didn’t have the time” to find the full quote. She DID have time to do something else, except what she didn’t count on was that the reader asking her to produce the quote had contacts with the Brazilian Embassy in Honduras. After she was asked to provide the full quote, Ms. Robles quietly got back in touch with Zelaya’s staff, hoping that they would confirm the outrageous claim for her. Not only would they not confirm that Zelaya said something he didn’t, they also leaked her e-mails and these got back to the person requesting the quote. Oops!

The real story here is Ms Robles’ intentional sensationalizing of what President Zelaya said and now it has spiraled out of control.

The full story can be found here – http://narcosphere.narconews.com/thefield/3501/against-anti-semitism-right-left-or-media-induced

So, before everyone starts judging President Zelaya, you should first understand that the quote in question was mostly likely not said and we should all be asking the Miami Herald why they are using anti-Semitism in this way — and also why they have such poor standards for their journalists, like Frances Robles.