8,188.82 miles away from Washington, DC (if this site is to be believed), which is actually about 8,000 miles less than I expected. Then again, there probably isn’t anything there except empty ocean*, and if the administration was just going to dump terrorists into the water it would have said so.
Palau (Who?) to Take in 17 Uighurs
The obscure Pacific nation of Palau, one of the world’s youngest and tiniest countries, has agreed to take in the 17 Uighurs — Muslim Chinese — currently being held at Guantanamo.
President Johnson Toribiong announced in a statement to the Associated Press that Palau “agreed to accommodate the United States of America’s request to temporarily resettle in Palau up to 17 ethnic Uighur detainees.” He said their resettlement in Palau would be “subject to periodic review.”
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The US government has pledged $200 million in aid to Palau, but a White House official denied that money, for development assistance, had anything to do with the Uighurs going to Palau.
No word from Jake whether the official was able to say that with a straight face. Well, that’s how the game is played. See also Hot Air and AoSHQ for some healthy doses of cynicism; mine below the fold.
So… the Palauans (?) get 200 million, the White House gets rid of the most awkward problematic cases standing in its way from keeping Gitmo open, and the Uighurs get sent to a tropical island getaway best known for a Survivor episode. If you’re wondering how a population of 21 thousand has the infrastructure to maintain even 17 detainees, the answer’s simple: it doesn’t. They’ll be kept for a while and then quietly released; and if the Uighurs are smart, they’ll take the hint, find a hammock, and stock up on non-alcoholic margaritas. If they’re not… well, they’re closer to the PRC and glorious martyrdom than they are to the USA anyway, which is really the important consideration for the administration.
And all it took was 200 million of your tax money. Isn’t that swell?
Moe Lane
*This is a surprisingly sparse topic of study on the Internet. Either that, or I’m looking in the wrong place.
Crossposted to Moe Lane.
Steve Maley
KnightsofMalta
Hmmmmm......
scottbomb (Diary) Wednesday, June 10th at 9:05AM EST (link)Buy an island, build a prison, collect millions from uncle Barack. What a deal! I can’t help but wonder, what’s the difference between G’itmo and some tropical isle? I can’t be just polics, no, Obama’s above that…
www.HowObamaGotElected.com
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” – Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948
I was just thinking that!
Duke Wednesday, June 10th at 9:27AM EST (link)What’s the difference between tha Cuban Gitmo, and a Palauan Gitmo? Perhaps several more millions of our tax dollars for “development assistance.”
It’s not about a purge. It’s about an insurrection.
Palau
Hera Wednesday, June 10th at 9:29AM EST (link)was the setting for one of the best seasons of “Survivor”.Somehow I don’t see these Muslims fitting in with the peaceful people of Palau. I have also read that China has promised not to torture the Uighurs should they return to China.If we are to believe that the Uighurs who received terrorist training from AQ are not dangerous. Then I see no reason not believe China’s promise not to torture them.
And Nancy Pelosi didn't even mention torture
WarEagle01 (Diary) Wednesday, June 10th at 9:42AM EST (link)During her last trip to China, so it must not be a problem anymore.
“A wise, doughy leg with rich tingly experiences will always reach better conclusions than will a more tanned, muscular leg that hasn’t felt those thrills.” –Chris Matthews’ Leg
“The alternative to the awful extremity of abortion is the indispensable joy of introducing this flawed world to someone who might make it better.”–John Hayward (AKA Dr. Zero)
Paulau is a former U.S. protectorate
civil truth (Diary) Wednesday, June 10th at 9:33AM EST (link)…and remains extermely economically dependent on the U.S. If the U.S. government says “jump”, their government has no choice but to say: “how high”. So its not exactly like this is a free sovereign nation making this choice, but rather another example of our mobster administration making Palau an offer they can’t refuse – especially with some hush money thrown in.
And what a wonderful way to remove these people from public sight and media attention (what’s the last story you saw aboutPalau), where before long they can emigrate to a more favorable locale for their anti-China campaign.
If I were China, I’d either immediately establish diplomatic relations and build an embassy or else I’d expand my staff if I have an embassy there already so that I could monitor all 17 of these guys. Certainly the U.S. has no interest in doing so.
The greatest evil…is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the offices of a thoroughly nasty business concern. -C.S. Lewis
http://www.gmsplace.com/
Aww gee
10ksnooker (Diary) Wednesday, June 10th at 9:51AM EST (link)Two days after getting here, all 20 terrorist escaped by buying a ticket on the only airline in Palau. It is unclear where they got the money, but the tourism bureau is suspected of loaning them the money.
Palau - some of the best scuba diving in the world
E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Wednesday, June 10th at 10:55AM EST (link)God, how I hate the Democrats.
Kill the Terrorists
Protect the Borders
Punch the Hippies h/t IMAO
CBS Previews First Episode of “Survivor: Palau;” Show Features Team of Former Detainees Released from Guantanamo Bay
melvinwinter Wednesday, June 10th at 11:13AM EST (link)That’s the headline of this related newspaper parody (June 9 entry): http://optoons.blogspot.com/
This must be the twilight zone.
itrytobenice (Diary) Wednesday, June 10th at 11:33AM EST (link)There’s no way our media would sit silently as the President pays an island 11 million dollars per detainee to detain them in a separate tropical island from the tropical island they’re on. No. Way. Is there? Helloooo?
Proper grammar saves lives.
Let’s eat Grandma.
Let’s eat, Grandma.
This is more than their annual GDP.
ltnowis Wednesday, June 10th at 10:19PM EST (link)Palau’s annual GDP is only $157 million.