I was going to go with the first video in this latest Cracked list, but I decided to be all parochial instead:
I figure that this is one to delight the hearts of both our comments section and our lurkers. It’s oddly satisfying to both ends of the spectrum, for decidedly different reasons…
Open thread.
Moe Lane
PS: Check out the whole list, which is probably going to spawn the next generation of Reality Shows. The first South Korean one nearly won pride of place for this post.
Neil Stevens
Steve Maley
Politics the way it should be
NickDeringer (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 11:21AM EST (link)I think John Boehner can take Pelosi. Eric Cantor could put away Steny Hoyer. And Michael Steele could mop up with BHO. Sarah Palin can take Barney Frank.
Ya!!!
NickDeringer
I'm missing Mark Kilmer today
Scope (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 12:16PM EST (link)I can’t put my TV at risk so I guess I’ll have to see the highlights of those like Baney Fwank written about elsewhere. That is if they say anything worth hearing.
File under "huh, didn't know that":
redneck_hippie (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 12:30PM EST (link)Joe the Author:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Joe-the-Plumber/Samuel-Wurzelbacher/e/9780976974031/?itm=1
Senator Graham, go to hell. Directly to hell. Don't stop by the Senate on the way.
mbecker908 (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 12:46PM EST (link)From George’s Bottom Line today with Maxine Waters, Chuck Schumer, Peter King and Lindsey Graham. The video is here… sorry, I couldn’t figure out how to link it.
The transcript of Graham’s comments follow, highlights are mine…
First of all, the idea that I’d agree with Chuck Schumer is beyond the pale, but in this narrow instance I do. Although I don’t believe him.
Secondly, the “root cause” is not banking and housing you brain dead jerk off, it’s government market making in housing and the government mandating lending standards in banking. But hey, there’s not one person at that table bright enough to understand that concept.
Lindsey Graham has outlived his usefulness, assuming he ever had any.
I have a feeling that
redneck_hippie (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 12:54PM EST (link)Graham is bowing to the inevitable (although I do not think he should be doing so).
I’m no ‘stradamus but nationalization is coming, and part of the flubbery response from Geithner is due to it.
They won’t call it nationalization. As heard today on the radio commentary, they’ll think of some better way to name it. Probably something all hope/changey, like redistribution of equity.
The discussion of bank nationalization...
Moe Lane (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 12:57PM EST (link)…has actually cropped up among the Contributors. I won’t repeat the conversations, but it wasn’t a one-sided one even among our finance people.
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redneck_hippie (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 1:02PM EST (link)and in particular items about a “team” having been sent out to stress test the banks. Is this the precursor to nationalization?
::googling::
Nationalization; growing chorus
redneck_hippie (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 1:52PM EST (link)From our brethren at the international edition of the NYT:
http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/02/13/business/wbjoe14.php
I’ll summarize for y’all.
What’s good for Thailand and Russia is good for the USA.
Would nationalizing really help
Leopard1996 (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 4:41PM EST (link)Wasn’t it government policy and regs part of the reason we are in the crapper already.
“The accumluated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, “Save Us!”….and I’ll look down and whisper, “No”…The Watchmen
Kathleen Parker is a Sucker
Swamp_Yankee (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 1:36PM EST (link)“The Obamas flew back to Chicago tonight, taking four columnists — Ron Brownstein, Clarence Page, Kathleen Parker, and E.J. Dionne — along for the ride.” Politico 2/13.
They invite her because they know they can roll her. Her Palin hatred was pathetic and beyond reason. Now, she takes private flights with Obama and wifee on Valentine’s Eve. Get a life groupie.
Parker likes being one the beautiful people too much to have any credibility among conservatives. Being cool, cosmolpolitan and “in the know” are her only principles.
http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0209/A_night_in_Chicago.html?showall
Looks like the fix is on in the trial to determine Minnesota's Senator
Finrod (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 9:17PM EST (link)The judges presiding over the trial have decided to reward the Al Franken campaign’s challenging of legitimate ballots by restricting the Coleman campaign’s ability to overturn ballot challenges:
Nice of them to assume that any disenfranchisement of voters by the Franken campaign during the recount isn’t really disenfranchisement at all and thus can’t be challenged. Looks like the fix is in.
Let’s get down to brass tacks here. How much for the ape?
I was waiting for an open thread to say,
gekster (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 10:37PM EST (link)The other day, Friday, I was trying to blog, and watch six of my Grandkids that I had for the night at the same time.
I got on some hot topics, at least they were for me,
and due to trying to help one kid with Zelda Twilight Princess@ on the WII@, (God I love playing Zelda) help another with the same on the Gamecube@, and with the older one, 15, with the Super Nintendo@ Mario Superstars@, I kinda got pulled around.
I’m not making exscuses here, and I am sorry for being curt to some of you. And I may as well say it, my attention was more with the Grandkids than with you.
I don’t want forgiveness mind you. Just understanding.
I’m still the pain in the neck my Mama says I am. And if you think I am wrong on something, let me know. How else do we learn.
Again, no exscuses, just reasons.
They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.
We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
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Just remember the next time that grandkids are a higher priority
civil truth (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 10:42PM EST (link)RedState will be there another day, but grandkids grow up real fast. Give them your attention while they’re still at an age where grandparents are cool.
The greatest evil…is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the offices of a thoroughly nasty business concern. -C.S. Lewis
http://www.gmsplace.com/
Thanks
gekster (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 11:19PM EST (link)They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.
We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway
Ok folks, 2012 is here. Get involved
We are all gonna Die!!..Global warming 'worse than thought'
speciallist (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 11:49PM EST (link)“The climate is heating up far faster than scientists predicted, a top climate scientist has said.”
“Chris Field, a member of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), said it is being spurred on by sharp increases in greenhouse gas emissions from developing countries like China and India.”
“The consequence of that is we are basically looking now at a future climate that is beyond anything that we’ve considered seriously,” Mr Field said.”
Is he kidding?
If you read this story….by the end you’ll be asking yourself, expert? How did he become an expert?
I’m not a journallist….I just play one on Redstate…here’s what I found…
“Chris Field is the director of the Carnegie Institution’s Department of Global Ecology, Professor of Environmental Earth System Science, Prof of Biology and FSI Senior Fellow, by courtesy, Stanford University.”
Sounds Impressive!
“Field is active in developing the international community of global change researchers, with involvement in organizations like SCOPE, IGBP, and the Global Carbon Project. He’s a leader in several national and international efforts to provide the scientific foundation for a sustainable future.”
Dude…..this guy is making Big Time Bank off of Big time bunk….And now the best part, How he does his Magic!
“Recently, he has emphasized formalizing approaches for summarizing plant responses into models that simulate ecosystem exchanges of carbon, water, and energy at the global scale. These models, which synthesize surface data on climate and soils, satellite data on vegetation type and canopy development, and functional generalizations from physiology and ecology, help test hypotheses and understand the future status of terrestrial ecosystems, especially responses to and influences on global change factors like increased atmospheric carbon dioxide or altered climate.”
Capiche?
Capiche?
Tbone (Diary) Sunday, February 15th at 11:57PM EST (link)Kaching!
Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.
I just figured it out...they rushed through the Porkulus..
speciallist (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:13AM EST (link)now it’s time to rush through Climate Bunk….We don’t even get the 10 years Algore promised…
What’s with Dems and promises….
Globalwarmski.....are they calling it Global Warming again?
speciallist (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:16AM EST (link)they need to get their message straightened out…
Go outside and if it is warm it is global warming if it is cool it is climate change -nt
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:19AM EST (link)My calibrated Al Gore Finger tells me that we are experiencing Global Warming right now -nt
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:25AM EST (link)I've got an Algore Finger as well
6eorge Jetson (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:38AM EST (link)It has nothing to do with the weather
Now that's funny!
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:43AM EST (link)that was a great one.
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It's Global Milding in NC right now nt
6eorge Jetson (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:35AM EST (link)Maybe here in VA its Global Warming compared to yesterdays Global Cooling - nt
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:37AM EST (link)I figured if everyone on the planet would stand outside wearing aluminum foil hats...
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:18AM EST (link)we could bring back the glaciers, Canucks and polar bears in two years.
The Canucks are doing fine, #5 in the playoff race.
gekster (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:28AM EST (link)They don’t need aluminum foil hats right now, they need a good defenseman, and a backup golie.
Still won’t beet the Wings though.
They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.
We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway
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Raw or cooked?
civil truth (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:35AM EST (link)If the former, ouch!
Besides, it probably would be considered unsporting conduct.
The greatest evil…is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the offices of a thoroughly nasty business concern. -C.S. Lewis
http://www.gmsplace.com/
Ice Caps Now So Thick, Polar Bears
rcov092 (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:33AM EST (link)have no place to swim? What is that Global Warming? Or Climate Change?
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Pics of the Arctic Ice Cap...
rcov092 (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:34AM EST (link)http://the41stvote.org/wp/2009/02/update-on-polar-sea-ice-comparison-of-1312009-and-1311980/
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ROTFL!!! nt
mom2oneson (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:34AM EST (link)nt
Attention...you must make sure your Tinfoil hat is constructed properly...observe..
speciallist (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:12AM EST (link)How to Make a Tinfoil Hat – The funniest videos clips are here
Dude, with the pictures, I get it you don't get any, hence the preocupation with this.
gekster (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:24AM EST (link)We’re not Libs, sex don’t work. give it up. Are you just trying to get hits.
They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.
We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway
Ok folks, 2012 is here. Get involved
Are you gonna bring that up again?
speciallist (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:31AM EST (link)I dropped that Sarah gif on the comment of an evil child eating troll…I knew both comments would be deleted along with the pic…got it?
How did you know I was trying to get hits for my comment?….I do get paid a little bit for extra hits but not much..
It's not if i'm going to, I already did. This is political, not a porn site.
gekster (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:38AM EST (link)I’ll send ya a doller. Knock it off. My Grandkids read this.
I’m not tellin ya, mind ya. I’m askin.
They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.
We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway
Ok folks, 2012 is here. Get involved
Hey gekstercraft......how about bring some dudes?...better?
speciallist (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:41AM EST (link)You'll like this one better....
speciallist (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:45AM EST (link)Thanks, now I have blood shooting out of my eyes
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:47AM EST (link)did it really have to come t o htsi gret ow I can nto scee the kyboaerd.
lol
speciallist (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:50AM EST (link)i love that pic!
i love gekstercraft too…..i wonder if he’s fixed?
no. I still stand to p
gekster (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:55AM EST (link)and I still got my webbles.
They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.
We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway
Ok folks, 2012 is here. Get involved
I can only assume,(I know what that means), that you are off your meds. I can no longer take you seriously.
gekster (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:53AM EST (link)If you think someone a fool, shut up, and they will show you.
gekster
They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.
We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway
Ok folks, 2012 is here. Get involved
hey gekstercraft...do you play golf?
speciallist (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:55AM EST (link)np
Please, get back on your meds, see your doctor quick. I've worked with the infirmed
gekster (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 2:00AM EST (link)I know how important your psychiatrist is. Please make an apointment. For all of us, Please
They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.
We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway
Ok folks, 2012 is here. Get involved
I have just done some recalculations w/ the aluminum hat thingy...
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:27AM EST (link)if all the hot chicks would go outside for two months of the year dressed like that in aluminum foil we could reverse those things I stated above.
WTF? I Know You Just Copied It...
rcov092 (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:37AM EST (link)but seriously, WTF? “Formalizing approaches” was this guy Field released from that insane asylum Geraldo did the expose on?
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Sounds Like Someone Got Too Close to the...
rcov092 (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:40AM EST (link)petri dish with the LSD growing in it.
“Recently, he has emphasized formalizing approaches for summarizing plant responses into models that simulate ecosystem exchanges of carbon, water, and energy at the global scale. These models, which synthesize surface data on climate and soils, satellite data on vegetation type and canopy development, and functional generalizations from physiology and ecology, help test hypotheses and understand the future status of terrestrial ecosystems, especially responses to and influences on global change factors like increased atmospheric carbon dioxide or altered climate.”
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I just Saw It....
rcov092 (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:42AM EST (link)the operative words “models, which synthesize”. I think he “synthesizes” everything he says.
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Holy? I found the muppets doing Rick Roll?
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:30AM EST (link)Who is the guy that links to this song all of the time...
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:36AM EST (link)here at Redstate anyway, and what is this about Rick Roll this last week? The television show Psyche had a pianta that was Rick Roll.
Maybe we RedStaters should try to get an Obama Roll going
6eorge Jetson (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:51AM EST (link)I was thinking something that wouldn’t be an obvious slam today, but when the porkulus fails, cements the socialist link. Links purporting to pertain to Obama, but instead lead the clicker to something like Domo arigato, mr. obama
Maybe all could see the stupidity in that way of thinking.
Dang, I blew the Obama Roll
6eorge Jetson (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:53AM EST (link)Click on Domo arigato, mr. obama instead.
You know I had been thinking about lyrics in songs and Obama...
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:01AM EST (link)during the election. I pretty much was getting very irritated during the campaign especially in the last month so I reverted back to my Heavy Metal days, which seems to me now to have only made my irritation much more intense. Anyway, I had been specifically listening to MegaDeth which has some songs like Mastermind, Symphony of Destruction, Peace Sells but Whose Buying and Holy Wars and I though the lyrics were pretty prophetic esepcially with the following from
You take a mortal man, And put him in control Watch him become a god Watch peoples heads a’roll A’roll…
[chorus:]
Just like the Pied Piper Led rats through the streets We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony … Of Destruction
Acting like a robot Its metal brain corrodes You try to take its pulse Before the head explodes Explodes…
and Peace Sells..
What do you mean, “I don’t believe in God”? I talk to him every day.
What do you mean, “I don’t support your system”? I go to court when I have to.
What do you mean, “I can’t get to work on time”? I got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean, “I don’t pay my bills”? Why do you think I’m broke? Huh?
But your excerpt from Dorno arigato, mr Obama seems really on cue.
I'm going to take a stab at a superimposing Obama
6eorge Jetson (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:15AM EST (link)onto the the Symphony of Destruction video (sans the shooting scene, we’re above that, and that scene would take the focus off the Pied Piper message).
Exactly what I thought, I just don't...
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:20AM EST (link)have the talent to do something like that.
It doesn't take any talent, surprisingly.
6eorge Jetson (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:32AM EST (link)Last year I splurged and bought a Photoshop (pictures)/Premier Elements (videos) bundle for $119. Just as with Photoshop, it’s just a matter of playing with it and having the persistence to gain some proficiency w/ the tool.
Of course, there are times when my vids have raw edges, but I’m just an amateur.
On second thought 6eorge...
DONTREADONME (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 1:25AM EST (link)that video is rather confrontational and dangerous… BTW the lead singer of MegaDeth is a born again Cirstian now, big time supporter of Israel. Quite the change from his anti-establishment thinking of the 80′s. I think all would like one of their latest albums called United Abominations… it refers solely to the UN. in a negative light.
I loved it, I watched three times before I thought,
gekster (Diary) Monday, February 16th at 12:59AM EST (link)Isn’t that what Obama said during the campaghn?
Wasn’t that Ron E-Animal who yelled , “Be Quit”?
They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.
We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway
Ok folks, 2012 is here. Get involved