Howard Dean is at the bead shop*.


I guess that there was no plausible-sounding way to send him to McMurdo Station.

So. For the second election cycle in a row, the Democratic Party has whaled upon the Republican Party in Congress. While not quite as bad this year as the last time – we were actually able to knock down a couple of the Democrats’ absolute worst, most corrupt representatives – it was still a shellacking, and it was coupled with our losing the White House. And probably the largest chunk of that credit on the Congressional level goes to former DNC chairman Howard Dean, who pushed a 50-state strategy in the face of widespread skepticism – including, famously, that of former DCCC chairman Rahm Emanuel.

So where is Dean, now that his party is victorious and his method vindicated? You may not believe me, even after I tell you:

The conspicuous absence of Howard Dean from Thursday’s press conference announcing Tim Kaine’s appointment as Democratic National Committee chair was no accident, according to Dean loyalists.

Rather, they say, it was a reflection of the lack of respect accorded to the outgoing party chairman by the Obama team.

Despite leading the party in consecutive triumphant election cycles – as well as through off-year races like when Kaine was elected Virginia governor in 2005 – Dean has become all but invisible since Election Day, passed over for the Cabinet position he coveted and apparently not in line for another administration post.

Indeed, when President-elect Barack Obama introduced Kaine at party headquarters Thursday afternoon, Dean was 7,023 miles and seven time zones away, closer to French Polynesia than Washington, doing party grunt work in American Samoa.

American Samoa. American Samoa.

That’s just funny. Not to mention virtually impossible to top: what can I write that beats that? Howard Dean spent four years channeling his inner anger and converting it into a workable election strategy – one that Obama followed to get the nomination – and his reward is to go do political scutwork in American Samoa. There’s a cruelty there that fascinates, in a sort of iconic “No matter what, you will never belong to the crowd that matters” sort of way. Even the destination’s name seems to be part of the humiliation. No, really, it is. Go ahead. Say it out loud. “American Samoa.” Put a brief pause after “American” and extra emphasis on the middle syllable in “Samoa.”

American. SamOa.

I just chuckle every time I say that.

Moe Lane

*Explanation of title found here.


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Bead Shop....

1SGinTN (Diary) Friday, January 9th at 9:38AM EST (link)

You are the master, my friend! How do you dig that stuff up? No…don’t tell us – let the mystery of it enhance your legend.

Tu Ne Cede Malis
-Virgil

 

Dean's Credit For This Is Massively Overstated

IJB Friday, January 9th at 10:40AM EST (link)

The Dems wins the past two election cycles have virtually nothing to do with Dean – I am extremely dubious that anything Dean did actually helped get more Dems elected than otherwise would have been.

The 2006 and 2008 elections had almost nothing to do with Dean and the DNC (or the DSCC or DCCC), and everything to do with the national mood.

Basically, a blind monkey could have led the DNC over the last two cycles and gotten pretty much the same results.

(In fact, there’s reason to believe the blind monkey could have done better.)

However, the same is *not* true of the RNC and the various Republican campaign committees – they actually could have done things to reduce our losses. They didn’t, so they must be completely purged.

Enjoying being miserable, are we?

Moe Lane (Diary) Friday, January 9th at 10:47AM EST (link)

There’s a Democrat reading this that’s enjoying your misery, too.

Huh?

IJB Friday, January 9th at 11:01AM EST (link)

I’m missing something here…

 
 

Like it or not, Dean's 50 state strategy did help.

The_Gadfly (Diary) Friday, January 9th at 12:10PM EST (link)

If the Dems had not been running candidates in EVERY district, we would have won some races simply by default. The RNC opting to concentrate its money in “winable” races didn’t help, because it meant there were districts where Dems had free reign. If Republicans want to win anytime in the next decade they are going to have to step up to the plate and run the same type of 50 state campaign. Yeah, that might mean some heavy lifting, and some doing some really difficult things, like listening to the base instead of sending us to the back of the bus, but it is the only way to win back the seats we lost.

The Dems Do That Anyway

IJB Friday, January 9th at 1:27PM EST (link)

It is pretty rare not to have a Dem candidate in nearly every district in the land. It’s easy to find leftie nutters who will run under the Dem flag even in overwhelmingly Republican districts – these guys live for the ego boost a campaign (even a losing one) gives them.

Dean’s 50 state strategy is a lot of smoke & mirrors – Dems run 50 state strategies pretty much all the time anyway.

It’s a lot easier to field candidates everywhere when you’re a patronage party to begin with.

And, FTR, I am massively opposed to the GOP trying a 50-state strategy: it would be a horrible waste of limited resources.

The GOP should focus on something more like a 40-45 state strategy. But fielding candidates in states like MA and RI is pouring money down a rat hole.

A different problem

ss396 Friday, January 9th at 9:50PM EST (link)

Finding Dems to run is not and was not Dean’s problem. Offering financial and party support to them is and was. No, Dean’s sin was that he blindly continued pursuing his 50-State strategy. He supported Obama, but did not devote himself to worship of his One-ness.

[Exodus 20:3-5; "Thou shalt have no other gods before me...for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God..."]

As far as a 50-State strategy goes (Dem or GOP), it’s as they say about the lottery: you can’t win if you don’t play.

If you pay someone to sit on his butt, you can’t be surprised when he does.

 
 
 

A blind monkey could have done better than Howard Dean in the bead shop in American SamOa?

Elizabeth Christian (Diary) Friday, January 9th at 8:33PM EST (link)

this is too funny. Great pOst. ; )

Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.
~Benjamin Franklin

 
 

Once Again...

tsquare (Diary) Friday, January 9th at 11:01AM EST (link)

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

 

"There’s a cruelty there"

olsmithie (Diary) Friday, January 9th at 11:18AM EST (link)

I strongly suspect that we don’t know the half of it.

When morals and character are removed and replaced with a “worship thyself” attitude,, coupled with Leninist leanings, it will be possible to justify anything in his own mind. (Or so history shows)

Then add Rahm’s Emmanuel’s love for his fellow man to the mix…

This man will make the Clintons look like loving kindergarten teachers.

I hope I’m wrong.

For the younger readers, Lenin was the guy who murdered about ten times the number of his own people that Hitler did. The texts all seem to gloss over that. OK, schools out.

Regards

 

Dean's "50 State" strategy??? I counted only 13.

6eorge Jetson (Diary) Friday, January 9th at 4:48PM EST (link)

Obama must have handled the other 44 states ; ) (57 states per Obama)

Elizabeth Christian (Diary) Friday, January 9th at 8:35PM EST (link)

n/t

Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.
~Benjamin Franklin