Somewhere in a foreign place, leaders are talking wartime strategy. Here, let’s listen in for just a moment . . .
So many of them buy into the thousand-shades-of-gray illusion! Where they see gray, there is, in reality, only black or white. But, one shouldn’t expect anything less of these things. Their eyes and minds are limited, and, to make matters even worse . . . comically worse . . . their own delusions further obscure the true nature of things beyond any and all recognition.
Gray. So many grays! And when they are swimming in their gray oceans, they know not that they are inexorably sinking into the black, receding slowly inch by inch away from him. The gray obsessed ones are easy pickin’s, like the low hanging fruit of an apple tree. If only they knew I hunger, and I do so ravenously.
Those prideful bags of stink and gas don’t know that, in reality, the road perpetually forks in only two directions. May their confusion always remain! And, with a little help from you, my friends, it will.
Reality is about kingdoms, not democracies. There is only his and mine . . . black and white . . . a two tined fork. The gray is but a mirage from a Podunk mind intent on delusions of grandeur. We full well know it, but a delightful many of them don’t. Keep It THAT WAY!
Him and me . . . does it get any simpler? And, anything that pulls away from me and toward him is anathema. It must be usurped or destroyed.
There are so many ways to do such a thing. Here, just make a list of what draws them to him and then strategize to accomplish the opposite. It’s easy if you try . . . think, brethren! Reflect for just a moment on what’s already been accomplished and then realize that it’s nothing more than a new incarnation of old tried and true tactics. Take for example the institution of marriage or families or even simple openness to life; these are all extreme dangers that draw these lazy, smelly, simpletons onto the narrow path toward the enemy’s camp. As they trudge this path, they become less lazy and less stupid . . . but upon hell itself, they still stink! Ha! So then, what are the tactics that will accomplish the opposite? There are so many! Abortion, double incomes, excessive taxation, encouraging them to spend most of their free time on the Internet, the sexual revolution, a genderless society, etc. etc.!
How about the perils of responsibility, charity, and selflessness? All of these point in the wrong direction, brethren. So what’s the strategy? Usurp or destroy; that’s the strategy . . . c’mon say it with me, “USURP or DESTROY!”
For example, we should never, ever lose sight of their wandering minds. Bottle them up! Corral them into faith in only the material world. “All there is, is only what you see!” Teach them that mantra when they are young, so that the perspective becomes a lifelong habit. It is here, my brethren, that we usurp. Take the schools and take their minds! Control it from their toddlerhood all the way through their young adulthood, and then maintain them on a steady diet of friendly media and entertainment. This is the process of usurping!
Ah, my brethren, we have so many fronts . . . that is, whatever draws them to him. And, in response to each front, we have so many tactics, including, but certainly not limited to: feminism, abortion, race-baiting, evolutionism, gay marriage, anthropogenic global warming, class envy, materialism, reductive materialism, pornography, reality TV, atheism, agnosticism, addictions . . . the list can go on and on and on. Oh, the old arsenal is positively bulging with wonders!
But, what I really want to remind you of . . . the very reason for our gathering . . . is the glue that bonds so many of these disparate tactics into one, mammoth mega-weapon. The glue is what I want you, my loyal generals (so to say), to lovingly foster at every opportunity. The glue is socialism. This is the mega-ton warhead that ties together all the tactics used on all the various fronts. It is what will make that narrow path abhorrent to those worthless little stink monkeys. It will grease the skids to our kingdom. It will grease the skids to me.
Socialism will institutionalize all the tactics and make them not choices, but obligations of citizens. Can’t you see that my brethren?! When you join all the tactics . . . abortion, pornography, reductive materialism; you name it . . . in just the right way, and then step back to see what you’ve got, you will see it is socialism. This great fisher of men, socialism, has already worked beautiful wonders in old Europe. Follow this guiding principle, my brethren, because it works! Foster it. Cultivate it. Encourage it. Grip the feeblest minds of their so-called thinkers and poison the well with a passion for socialism. Delude them into believing that only socialism will make them really know good from evil, and will allow them to finally achieve utopia on their little rotating dirtball. Deceive them. Misdirect them! They won’t see you coming . . . they don’t even think you are there!
Now, off to your respective assignments. But first one thing: although I’m not inclined toward praise, there is something that does need saying. Good work . . . nay, very good work on the health care reform passage in the United States. It will go a long way to dousing the light on that irritating beacon. It is the glue of which I speak.
Dismissed! Our kingdom’s speed to you, my brethren. And do remember to bring me back good news . . .
Steve Maley
KnightsofMalta
A dynamic piece of creative writing Mailloux!
penguin2 (Diary) Thursday, April 8th at 4:31PM EST (link)As I read through it, I could almost see and hear the conversation. Evil and his minions gathered round, each one reporting in to the low-down master. Bragging of their accomplishments, the end in sight. An agenda set a long time ago.
Then my heart surges forward, and I know other Words, from another, far greater Lord. One who lives in Heaven and has given us the gift of life and redemption and also the ability to pull back and away from the precipice. We who know right from wrong; the Founding Fathers who knew of the Supreme Being and set up the foundation of this great nation, based on His moral law, that is who we identify with, not the other.
No, the Evil one’s minions will not win this battle. Not as long as there are hearts and minds like ours. No, indeed.
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. – Benjamin Franklin
When Good stands up to Evil, Evil blinks. – Vassar Bushmills
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penguin2,
mailloux (Diary) Thursday, April 8th at 4:41PM EST (link)Yours is a beautiful comment! Thank you. It’s the balance that was lacking in the post itself.
Take Care, mailloux
You are welcome. :) Your post allowed my mind to...
penguin2 (Diary) Thursday, April 8th at 4:49PM EST (link)just take off and those were the thoughts and words that came.
And thank you for such extraordinary perception on the war we wage. These battles are ours to win.
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. – Benjamin Franklin
When Good stands up to Evil, Evil blinks. – Vassar Bushmills
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a modern-day screwtape! - good one 'lloux - nt
Mike gamecock DeVine (Diary) Saturday, April 10th at 10:58AM EST (link)Mike DeVine’s Examiner.com, Charlotte Observer and The Minority Report columns
“One man with courage makes a majority.” – Andrew Jackson
Mike,
mailloux (Diary) Monday, April 12th at 4:51PM EST (link)Thank you, sir!
Take Care, mailloux
Screwtape updated
Beaglescout (Diary) Friday, April 9th at 10:21AM EST (link)Very nice!
“A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one.”
Beaglescout,
mailloux (Diary) Friday, April 9th at 4:43PM EST (link)Thank you!
Socialism does strike me as not only rising to the level of humanly wicked, but also demonically too. Hence, the Screwtape type delivery.
Thanks again for reading, commenting, and the reco too.
Take Care, mailloux
I agree, Beagle, Screwtape. Very well said, indeed, Mailloux
Vassar Bushmills (Diary) Friday, April 9th at 5:09PM EST (link)VB
I especially appreciate your trying to get inside their heads, Mailloux
Vassar Bushmills (Diary) Friday, April 9th at 5:15PM EST (link)CS Lewis, when asked to do a reprise of Screwtape for the BBC, said No, he really didn’t like being inside the devil’s skin.
Right now, we need all that we can find. Being an ex-sinner (sort of), I even know my way around pretty well. But turn this into 129 pages, and find a publisher, If the Germans had won the Blitz, still, Screwtape would have lived on. Yours may as well.
Vassar,
mailloux (Diary) Friday, April 9th at 11:54PM EST (link)I’m very humbled by your very kind words. And, per your suggestion, I think I may give this a try.
Thank You & Take Care, mailloux
Mailloux, by all means, do so!
mriggio (Diary) Saturday, April 10th at 5:59AM EST (link)If you can tolerate breathing that environment; you certainly have the style down pat. I think CSL would approve, given the events of the past 60 years or so. Good luck & I look forward to reading it.
mriggio
SMSgt, USAF (Ret)
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mailloux (Diary) Monday, April 12th at 4:43PM EST (link)Thank you for your very kind words.
I’ve been forming the basic outline of the book and may try to write a chapter or two to see how it comes out. If I get that far, I’ll likely post some of it to Redstate to see how folks react and to get some criticisms.
Thanks again and take care, mailloux
WOW...
Wing Zero (Diary) Saturday, April 10th at 11:35AM EST (link)Once again I’m an shamed and awed by your writing.
Shamed? Because I know I don’t allocate my time properly to develop whatever level of writing talent God has placed in me.
Awed – because you have done what I have not.
All my 5′s are belong to you. I have no chance to survive. Make my time.
1-21-09 – We are so screwed… Wait… maybe not just yet.
Wing Zero,
mailloux (Diary) Monday, April 12th at 4:46PM EST (link)I’m very humbled by your too kind comments.
Thank you for reading!
Take Care, mailloux
Inspired assessment,
redneck_hippie (Diary) Saturday, April 10th at 1:37PM EST (link)this is. I’m with those who encourage you to take your gift as far as the Lord allows. Truly awesome diary.
redneck_hippie,
mailloux (Diary) Monday, April 12th at 4:50PM EST (link)I greatly appreciate you reading my post and I’m very glad you took away something of value. Any diarist on Redstate can only hope for just that.
Take Care, mailloux
Mailloux, that's not the Screwtape I used to know...
CincoSolas_del_Bronx (Diary) Saturday, April 10th at 6:48PM EST (link)with no reference to style or tone, but rather to the near-diametric opposition between his long-known tactics and his current ones. Were I not to have read your comments or known something of your posting history, I might have thought this an attempted parody of the original Screwtape. But since I’m sure that was not your intent, I would like to know why, in your use of the character, though his voice and intent are recognizable, his methods seem so much at odds with those he expressed nearly 70 years ago.
Disclaimers first. Though I have devoured, appreciated and benefited from as much of Lewis as many alive over the last 40 years, I have also long since learned to view his theological musings through a more focussed scriptural lens than he–never coming to terms with sola Scriptura–frequently used:
Under that lens, like the little girl with the curl, although when Lewis is good he can be very very good, when he is bad he is horrid.
That said, many like myself in the center of the reformed wing will cite Lewis in his strengths. If his greatest weaknesses were rejecting Scriptural inerrancy/authority/sufficiency and the blurring the systematics of justifying grace via the imputed righteousness of Christ–and let’s face it, for some of us those are at the heart of the biggest issues that there are–his was a timely and necessary voice on the absolute, supra-cosmic uniqueness of the Son of God in the flesh, the Lord Jesus Christ, and secondarily on the eternal weight of every human decision, exposing how deeply sin is rooted in the heart. While he did not make–and should have made–more room for the free, sovereign, irresistible activity of the Holy Spirit in the converting application of grace to the undeserving sinner in his explanations of the latter–he was never a lover of TULIP–he still was able to frame every fictional moment in the light of eternity.
Returning to Screwtape, there are areas in which I strongly disagree with Lewis’ premises, especially those involving the patient’s destiny apparently hinging solely upon on his own decisions. Were the time, desire, skill and opportunity mine, I would love to attempt a Calvinist corrective parody of those areas. (No fear, the talents are lacking; ours is a work-at-home, homeschooling family as well; ’nuff said!)
My criticism of your piece, however, is due to your apparent–as I said, I don’t detect either parody or correction–extension of Screwtape’s character into the present while simultaneously, but without warning or explanation, having him use a nearly opposite approach to the souls of men.
To my point. At several points your Screwtape recites favorable tactical agendas:
What jumped out at me, as I’m sure was your intent, was that all of these tactics just happen to be either lifestyles or policy positions of the–political–opposition. But the original Screwtape had no interest in political factions and actions at all, other than as a guide for how to tempt individuals; he was far more, shall we say, bipartisan, and with his eye always on both sides of the factional coin:
And even more cuttingly for both sides–liberal and conservative–from the later, brilliant “Screwtape Proposes a Toast”:
Mailloux, I would not have gone to such lengths, if any at all, for a mere literary quibble. My concern is far graver, both for you and for your many ardent admirers at this site. You periodically post deep indictments of the spiritual wantonness of the political left. I offer nothing to counter your various warnings, but I do call on you to consider the possibility that, in light of the words of Christ, your repeated reminders of true evils on one side of the political fence are no guarantee of the lack of evils on the other side–our own–and may in fact produce and strengthen an unwarranted security where none may exist.
In closing, the bookends of a recent Modern Reformation article by Michael Horton is extremely apropos:
I encourage readers who have made it this far to read the entire article: Christless Christianity: Getting in Christ’s Way
Those dreading urbanization should remember that though the Kingdom of God first appeared in a temporal Garden, at the end of the book it is established in an eternal City. (paraphrase, James M. Boice)
soli Deo gloria
CincoSolas,
mailloux (Diary) Sunday, April 11th at 12:10AM EST (link)Thanks for the comments. I will fully digest them and reply on Monday. I just got back from a wedding reception and it’s late. Tomorrow there’s church, a Knights of Columbus ham dinner (I’ll be working it), and then time with the kids. So, Monday’s the earliest I can give you a considered reply.
I do appreciate you taking the time to offer your critique. One quick note though. My character isn’t Lewis’ Screwtape. It’s in the same vein as Lewis, but not the same character. I was going for someone even higher than Screwtape. The post spoke in the persona of Satan.
I will offer more on your other points on Monday. Until then, have a very blessed Lord’s Day.
Take Care, mailloux
Mailloux, thanks for responding and clarifying
CincoSolas_del_Bronx (Diary) Sunday, April 11th at 1:53AM EST (link)While it was clear to me that your character was operating at a much higher level than Screwtape of old ever did, his tone–clearly intentionally imitative of one of the most recognizable and unique voices of recent popular literature (along with Gollum’s, perhaps?)–coupled with the original’s tendency to continually employ the inclusive “we” to refer to the entire “lowerarchy” as does your own–along with “brethren” and” friends”–had me wondering, in spite of his clear primacy in paragraphs 4 and 5, whether Screwtape had either been promoted further downward in the intervening years, or as with Wormwood, had been himself consumed, with only his voice emerging from the dark throne. So my confusion has been resolved on that score.
One last purely literary note, however, especially if you develop this further–I believe it is still common in such usages to provide some sort of attribution. At least one of your commenters seems to have missed the implied reference and perhaps thought the style entirely your own creation.
As to the meat of the matter, though, it may save you time in response if I re-emphasize that my concerns, while expressed to you in response to your post, are not intended to be aimed in your direction alone, but also toward the alarming proportion of commenters at this site who, either positively or negatively, convey the clear impression that there is a direct correlation between an individual’s political identity and the degree of his acceptability by God, when the original Screwtape, to say nothing of the Holy Scriptures themselves, knew nothing of the sort.
Those dreading urbanization should remember that though the Kingdom of God first appeared in a temporal Garden, at the end of the book it is established in an eternal City. (paraphrase, James M. Boice)
soli Deo gloria
CincoSolas,
mailloux (Diary) Monday, April 12th at 4:40PM EST (link)When I wrote this post, I freely admit that it hadn’t even dawned on me that this would be anything but a single post. I wrote it as a different take on Socialism . . . from the mind of a demon. As I said in a previous response, the post is in the style of Lewis’ Screwtape, but not intended to be a return of the exact character Screwtape. Socialism may be from the minds of men, but I believe it to be highly encouraged by Satan; that’s the basic point of the post.
Now, whether I will extend this beyond a post remains to be seen. I will however take to heart your criticism that in book form it cannot amount to a political attack on the other side. Sin is not exclusively in one political party or another. Your point is well appreciated.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts with me.
Take Care, mailloux
And I want to add Mailloux, it was not the style that made....
penguin2 (Diary) Monday, April 12th at 5:01PM EST (link)be exclaim about your creative writing. It was strictly the content and and the participants and how you were able to take modern day issues and put them in such a setting. Your combining the supernatural aspects with the corporeal. That is also why I had the response that I did, for me there was a spiritual aspect.
I looked forward to your response to the poster’s comments. IMO, each person who reads any diary or comment, is going to react based on what touches their heart and mind. It is a unique experience for each individual. I told you once before that you make me think, and I am always appreciative of that.
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. – Benjamin Franklin
When Good stands up to Evil, Evil blinks. – Vassar Bushmills
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