The International Planned Parenthood Federation (IPPF) just released a new report that they’ve titled, “Stand and Deliver.”

What’s the new report about?

Well, in the spirit of internationalism (since we’re dealing with The International Planned Parenthood Federation), we’ll let the Swedish pop band Abba answer . . . “Money, Money, Money.”

The IPPF is demanding that governments and religious institutions throughout the world get in lockstep with the enormously successful sexual revolution . . . you know, the revolution that started in the hippie heyday of the 1960’s, and 40+ years later, has brought us so many societal benefits (broken marriages, fatherless children, easy access to pornography, abortion, explosion in STD’s, low birth rates, etc.). What’s not to like, right?

The IPPF would like all governments and religions (especially you, Pope Benedict!) to recognize that children as young as ten are “sexual beings” in need of comprehensive and mandatory (home schooling radicals take note!) sexual education. And, don’t you go muddying the waters with any of that abstinence stuff. The IPPF is strictly interested in helping young people get their groove on . . . and then providing abortion services when said groove has consequences, which translates into more “Money, Money, Money” in the IPPF coffers.

Interestingly, the report (Stand and Deliver) specifically targets religion. The IPPF is encouraging uncooperative religions to “find a way of explaining and providing guidance on issues of sex and sexual relationships among young people, which supports rather than denies their experiences and needs.” In other words, change your doctrine to accommodate loveless, commitment-less, brute animal sexuality among tweens and teens.

According to IPPF, folks like Pope Benedict (you old stick in the mud!) need to get hip with the rapidly evolving (or more accurately, devolving) sexual revolution. Look, maybe I can help bridge the gap between the Pope Benedicts of the world and the wise (and affluent . . . Ca-ching!) IPPF. It works, as well known by the cool heads in IPPF, like this: girls under the age of 10 are sexualized through media and play. For example, the popular Bratz dolls (and Baby Bratz for the toddler set) teach young girls that dressing and acting like a prostitute is a really fun thing to do! The girls and boys are eventually funneled into MTV, where they are more fully exposed to an anything-goes, loveless, commitment-less, brute animal sexuality. Before you know it, the tweens and teens are starring in documentaries like Oral Sex is the New Goodnight Kiss, where they brag about going to sex parties and exchanging sex for money (aka, prostitution). You feeling liberated yet? I sure do and so should you Pope Benedict, you old curmudgeon, party pooper! The IPPF just wants to help all those sex partying young folks with education, contraceptives, and yes, abortions too (well, especially abortions . . . that’s where the pay dirt is!).

You see Pope Benedict, when you go preaching that we are all created in the image and likeness of God and that sex is a material reflection of the oneness of the Trinity and that it belongs in the Sacrament of marriage, which itself is a greater reflection of God and a training ground in selfless, supernatural love (Agape) . . . when you, Pope Benedict, talk about abstinence before marriage and honor and commitment, you’re, in effect, throwing a wet towel on middle school sexbots and seriously hampering IPPF’s revenues . . . so stop it! Besides, have you ever considered how all that guilt trip stuff will negatively affect little Sally’s and little Billy’s self esteem? That’s on your head old man!

The solution according to IPPF? Religions should get hip with the sexual revolution and either discard or adjust any doctrines that conflict with it. Yea, that’s the ticket.

The IPPF says, “Stand and Deliver,” and I reply, “Return to sender.”

Source of News Story: Lifesitenews.com