The NY Times is reporting that academics have officially recorded the supernatural effects of the Obamessiah.
Now researchers have documented what they call an Obama effect, showing that a performance gap between African-Americans and whites on a 20-question test administered before Mr. Obama’s nomination all but disappeared when the exam was administered after his acceptance speech and again after the presidential election.
The inspiring role model that Mr. Obama projected helped blacks overcome anxieties about racial stereotypes that had been shown, in earlier research, to lower the test-taking proficiency of African-Americans, the researchers conclude in a report summarizing their results.
“Obama is obviously inspirational, but we wondered whether he would contribute to an improvement in something as important as black test-taking,” said Ray Friedman, a management professor at Vanderbilt University, one of the study’s three authors. “We were skeptical that we would find any effect, but our results surprised us.”
(Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/education/23gap.html?_r=1)
Oh ye doubters and people of little faith, know that the far reaching political grace of the One is real! So sayeth higher education!
All snark aside, the religious fervor surrounding this guy is astounding . . . and more than a little disconcerting. The study cited by the NY Times, I greatly suspect, will not hold up under repetition. But fear not, the academics will have a ready explanation for why the magic Obama effect has been mitigated to undetectable levels. These priests in the religion of Obama will say that it was Republicans and their demonization of Obama that quashed the Obama grace and dashed the spirits of African American students. And, the NY Times will be more than happy to cooperate with the academics by reporting in detail on the Obama buzz-killing transgressions of Republicans.
Barack Obama is the golden calf of the 21st century. Worse, though, than the original golden calf of Moses’ time, this golden calf can talk, occupies the most powerful bully pulpit in the world, and has millions upon millions of cool aide drinking, glassy eyed disciples.
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This would be his third miracle.
Brian Hibbert (Diary) Friday, February 6th at 11:24AM EST (link)I wrote about his first right after he took office.
It’s clear he’s truely the one. He’s made the crippled walk, caused the dumb to talk and now brought knowledge to those who knew nothing before.
I fully expect water to wine, walking on water, and causing the blind to see within the next few weeks.
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mailloux (Diary) Friday, February 6th at 12:07PM EST (link)Thanks for the reco . . . and I stand corrected. Yes, indeed, it’s his third.
If the blossoming Church of Obama borrows the Catholic Church’s two miracle standard for official recognition as a saint, then Obama has already surpassed that . . . but should we expect anything less of a deity?
Take Care, mailloux
He can't afford to make the blind see
Lammo (Diary) Friday, February 6th at 1:02PM EST (link)If they can see they’ll have to join our side!
Don’t be so open minded that your brains fall out. (John Corapi, The Black Sheep Dog)
I hope this is another satire on scientific articles
civil truth (Diary) Friday, February 6th at 11:40AM EST (link)Nope, it seems these people are serious.
If these results actually do get replicated, what I would conclude the study demonstrates that the GRE questions are invalid as a measure of academic ability, but rather they are testing test-taking ability (sort of the academic version of the placebo effect.
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Well He had roses shooting from his loins
Joliphant (Diary) Friday, February 6th at 11:48AM EST (link)During the campaign
I’d say this is a bit of comedown.
To be fair this could be a real effect. Lord only knows that there are plenty of people that if you talk to them long enough you will drop IQ points.
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Joliphant,
mailloux (Diary) Friday, February 6th at 12:28PM EST (link)Thanks for commenting and the reco.
I’ve seen the disturbing painting of roses shooting from his loins. Rightwingnews.com is currently running a contest to find the most outrageous painting featuring Obama and a Unicorn. Some of it is pretty funny.
Take Care, mailloux
The Miracle worker has already reduced coffee consumption at the Redstate main office..
speciallist (Diary) Friday, February 6th at 12:32PM EST (link)Very funny . . .
mailloux (Diary) Friday, February 6th at 12:40PM EST (link)and very creative too!
His loin roses are actually assault weapons that hone in on warmongering conservatives . . . sorta like the hippies of the 60′s sticking flowers in guns, but this time the flowers explode and cause terrible damage.
Take Care, mailloux
Obama is a figure of Antichrist...so yeah...a golden calf!
Cheetah772 (Diary) Friday, February 6th at 12:38PM EST (link)However, please note that Obama IS NOT the Antichrist. In any case, this guy scares me more than anything else in my life up to this point. But that’s just me, a born-again Christian speaking…
Besides, don’t you realize that every Democrat elected president performed miracles while in office? How else could you explain media fawning on Obama? There you go!
Daniel 2:20 And he [God] changeth the times and seasons: he removeth kings, and setteth up kings: he giveth wisdom unto the wise, and knowledge to them that know understanding.
Cheetah772,
mailloux (Diary) Friday, February 6th at 12:51PM EST (link)As a Catholic who actually practices Catholicism, I share the unease about Obama that you feel as a born-again Christian.
There is certainly a lot that is anti-Christian about Obama. He may not be the Anti-Christ that precedes the final judgment, but he may well prove to be one of the mini-anti-Christs that have plagued mankind from time to time. I’d say his embrace of abortion and his threat to sign FOCA into law qaulify him as, at the very least, one of those mini-anti-Christs.
Thanks for commenting and the reco.
Take Care, mailloux