I MEAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

Before any money is given to the next Republican. They should state on a BIBLE, “I have never saw a tax cut I didn’t like.”

I specified a bible, because we aren’t muslim.

YES. GET ANGRY. I do all the time. But you guys……………….Never do.

Oh, it is beneath me……………..Well……………guess what………….IT ISN”T BENEATH ME.

Nor is toilet humor.

All well and good, and I understand the historians view of the world, but then again…………….

WE ARE LIVING IN HISTORY. The first “black” president…………… And guess what? He wants the Constitution to go away.

Because he wants to shove down our colllective throats his version of Utopia.

The Historians will write………………Oh, btw he was black but he presided over the socialist expainsion of the most capilistic society. I mean he really effed up the world man. Do you want to see what he screwed up?

Laughing at a NEW TAX should be our call sign.

“Oh the redstaters will laugh at it!” Should be the call to arms. A blanket call.

Do we need more taxes? Well Some of us think we do.

I think every new tax should be laughed at and followed by derision.

Not by some scholarly thought,……………ooooh maybe that is better.

Unintended consequences. A new tax on flushing. A new cork in someones rear end. Can’t get the joke, oh well. I thought Moe might get it, but then again…………May be it is beneath him.

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24659589-5005369,00.html

The question is when will the Obama Administration start to push for this new tax.

Two weeks I think. That is if they can stop sniffing each other’s rear end long enough. (They are worse than dogs.)

I guess down under there will be a sale on corks. I mean putting a cork in it will be an old saying with a new meaning. I wonder when there will be a new study that advocates the placement of these bodily corks.

The Obama administration will have to start a new stimulus plan for corks. The poor will have to share theirs. The Rich will have gold-plated corks. Their will be agitators for and against these corks. I mean I think Jackson and Sharpton will have a whole new intolerance to moan and complain about.

Just think of the possibilities. The mind boggles.

Why? Why doth thou protest?

Aren’t the other  mediums enough for you?

Oh, wait a minute………………free speech isn’t enough for you. You must make sure everyone hears your speech and no one else’s. Uh……..Hitler couldn’t stop the information coming out of his country and he had the MEDIA behind him. Backing him all the way. He couldn’t stop his country men from learning what is going on.

Well, it ain’t gonna work that way.

Yeah, you may stifle speech on the radio………maybe , but it will get out. This medium called the internet. Fat lot of good you going to try to stop it.

Yes, and you know what I am talking about. You fools. Everytime you utter a word. IT GETS OUT. Now, more than ever.

Every egregious, stupid, moronic syllable.  Once you TRY to stop talk radio, it will get out. It will be one of the more stupid things this administration ever attempted.

You see, there are too many terminals. Too many ways for the conservative voice to get out there.

Just try to control the internet. I dare ya. I triple dog dare ya.

Right now, people are questioning the mainstream media, but from my perspective, it isn’t a question of IF THEY ARE LOSING, but WHEN ARE THEY GOING DOWN INTO IGNOMINUS DEFEAT.

Your captive audience is dying. Indeed they are fading away as we speak.

Oh sure, you can prop it up for a bit. Maybe make it exclusive your domain, but……………..No one backs a loser. Especially if the loser can’t compete with pop-culture.

And we got ours Obama. We have ours.

We have this medium called the internet. Oh, yeah, you have it too. But even the smallest of brains, such as yours…….., all it takes is someone who has access to the grid and voila!!!! Instant site to interesting tidbits like who is dating who, who didn’t vote, who paid their taxes on time etc etc etc.

It is your party who assumes that cutting out talk radio, or the way you like to promote it, “MAKING SURE THE AIRWAVES ARE FAIR AND BALANCED.” that the talk will die down.

NOPE. Sorry a$$holes. You got that wrong again.

(Sheesh, can somebody actually explain the facts of life to these people?)

Any attempt, I mean any attempt, to actually stop talk radio is going to be met with such an over powering strength as to make the biggest volcano eruption seem like a small burp.

Not that it will be needed. Your time is about up. So far, all you have accomplished is placated some idiotic pie in the sky jackasses who have dreamed of this time.

Well, guess what? You have saddled the United States with an unbearable burden. Something that can be done away with easily.

Just as easily as it was forced upon us, it can easily be forced off.

So far all you have done is give us ammunition to pick off every single idiot who voted for the so-called stimulus bill. Just by simply saying he/she voted for it.

It won’t work. It will never work. Don’t you get it? And now that you have given us the ammunition, well…….. Hot damn. This is going to be fun. Especially when the dead albatross of your bill is hung around every congress cretin who voted for it.

I mean really………………………….Mice?

A new name should be picked out for you OBAMA. Mickey Mouse. You know the ears thing?

Mickey Mouse Obama. That is what your administration is. That is what you are…..

I take that back. She should be given the key to a bathroom. The Democrat bathroom. The UNISEX ONE.

One which features Pelosi taking a dump all over everything. With someone ready to hand Snowe a two dollar square of toilet paper to wipe Pelosi’s rear end.

This woman is not for us. NEVER FOR the Republicans.

She is the type of person who feels our pain only too remotely.

Who do we call? Who do we inform? Who has to be called?

Give up the names and the site.

I want to know. I am sure others here want to know.

He does represent Pennsylvania. But he has shown that he hates his constituents. He also hates America. He has proven it with this vote. Anyone want to contest me about it?

He wants his constituents to Pay for his STUPID VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is not thinking about what is good for the United States. He is only thinking of his champagne cocktail brunches he enjoys. His closeness to power. His spot in the sun. Well, it is time for him to move off the stage.

His ignominous defeat in the primary would be Ideal, but I will settle for him to just quietly go away.

I MEAN IT. I don’t want to even hear of him trying to get a consulting gig in Washington.

HE LOVES BEING THE LOSER. HE LOVES THE UNITED STATES BEING THE LOSER. HE WANTS ALL OF HIS CONSTITUENTS TO BE LOSERS.

Let us oblige him and make him lose.

What needs to be done? Who has to be called? Who should be let know?

How do we go about making sure he never holds office again?

He wants to SHUT UP Limbaugh. Only him. 

YEAH RIGHT.

His aim is to stifle all complaints and direct them to the maddening circle from the computers.

He is upset at Limbaugh. Well, good. He should be upset. He should strive to change his ways so that Limbaugh isn’t upset.

Here is faithful……Obama’s servant savant.

Uh……. fearful leader, he won’t be isolated. He has twenty million people who listen to him.

Fearless Leader, “I won!!”

Uh………..Fearful leader, he says………..So what?

Fearless Leader, “He should bow down to me!!!!”

Again fearful leader, he says…………. “My army is twenty million strong and growing.”

Fearless Leader, “I won 52 million votes!!!”

Fearful leader, he says……………. “That was in November. What have you done for them lately?”

Fearless Leader, “I gave a house that was not mine to a pitiable excuse of a human.”

Fearless leader, “I also gave a guy who could be on SNL fifteen minutes of fame”

Limbaugh says, ” Wow, two. You have helped two of your 52 million that you say are with you.”

Limbaugh says, “I have help Millions with my help. My message is of hope. Personal salvation. Striving to be the best that they could be. What is yours like?”

Fearless leader, “Mine wants me to give them a job and houses.”

Limbaugh, “Mine wants to thank me for giving them the personal courage and strength to aspire and achieve that which was not available to them when they started.”

Fearless leader, “You are a danger to me and mine.”

Limbaugh, “So what else is new?”

Take a nap, our fearless leader is here.

So is Limbaugh. Let us thank the Gods that be, he is around.

You got a beef with that?

I am not the product of a Harvard educated school curriculum. Nor do I have a complete California mandated Education.

I am what I am.

A guy who understands that selling the future of our kids is not in the best interest of the Nation.

That is the United States of America. That Nation. The one I grew up in.

Mark Levin in his last hour of his last day of the week, he gives a song. One by Ray Charles.

If you don’t listen, you are not entitled to the notion that all men are created equal. That all men are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights. The rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

All you are entitled to is what the government gives you, don’t listen. The Government only states that the won’t  mess with you when they give you anything. And most of the time they go back on their offer.

Here is the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Wt4XlXUrc&feature=related

Now wait a second. I want you to understand every word he says.

LISTEN. I should expect nothing less from the REDSTATE crew. Those who think Obama is the worst and those that don’t.  Ray Charles nailed it. In his first stanza.

This is part of we are about.

We are part of the crew from the Boston Tea party to now.

 Yeah, we have the internet, but our soul is with that Tea party in BOSTON. Never forget that.

Also, never forget our forbearers, died and strived for us to have a FREE life.

Now we have a new enemy to that. One that is HOME GROWN.

It’s leaders are Harry Pelosi and Nancy Reid. Oh I may have gotten that wrong.

They have a new idiot. His Name is some fool from another country. Barack Hussein Obama.

How the hell he got elected is a mystery, but he was.

I saw it in living color.

I even saw his acceptance speech.

A friend of mine said, “He sure do talk purty! Don’t he?”

Yes, he talked “purty”.

He also talked “purty” recently with Henrietta and that guy who inpires guys from SNL.( I thought it was the guy from SNL at first.)

This is suitable for Oprah, but then again this is an Oprah moment. Is Obama working for a gig on Oprah?

There  are people who say he is trying for the next job. “IS HE TRYING FOR OPRAH’S JOB?”

He should forget it. Because Oprah has that Job locked down.

OBAMA IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE UNITED STATES.

Not High brow enough?

Why NOT?

I rant here and now because I CAN.

Maybe in the future I cannot. BUT NOW I CAN.

I don’t like this bill. I didn’t like the other one. The one to help the banks.

Fat lot it did for us. The regular people. The ones who pay taxes. You know the schmucks who actually think the world should be hard work is rewarded. Shoddy work or no work at all is punished.

But according to our superiors it isn’t. All you have to do is get picked on Oprahs wheel of fortune. Or is it Obama’s?  What ever the case. How hard is that?

Just look dumb, stupid and have the most pitiful statement you can make and wow……………………..

You get a house for free.

ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHYH!!!!!!!!

You must understand this. I DON”T WANT TO BE A SOCIALIST. Not ever. Not now.

I will not be a socialist. Not ever. Not now.

Do you understand?

I will die FIRST before I am a socialist.

Get that through your head before you even think about it. I WILL DIE FIRST.

If I am the first to die from it, I bequeath my Car to the first guy willing to drive through a group of bicycle riders in San Francisco. The money from the rest of the estate should help in the defense. But I do suggest you use the insanity defense first. Because all San Franciscans think any one who follows Redstate or any other Right Wing site are insane.

What is the result of Socialism?

Witness San Francisco. It smells more of urine than weed now.

That is what you should expect from Socialism. More piss than anything else. Oh maybe a turd now and then, but that is what the “Ruling elite” expect from us.

I am a Conservative. Get that through your head. And I will die before the tanks before I am a socialist.

As far as I am concerned, they are Pond Scum. Political whores. More suitable to stand on the street corners of our country.

I don’t care that they shaved off a billion or two, they would not stand up for their principles. Indeed I don’t think they have any priniciples, except the pandering to the latest fear mongering Democrat.

Hates old people. Wants most to die.

Hates commerce. Wants most to tax it.

Hates marriage. Wants to reinvent it.

Hates windmills. Wants to put it into the lower class backyards.

Hates oilwells. Wants lower class people to suffer high gas/oil prices.

Hates lower class people. Wants them to stay in their class.

LOVES big government.

LOVES BEING BIG BROTHER.

Loves telling others what to do.

Loves power most of all.

I am sure others came up with better definitions.

Whether tis nobler to tolerate and help lesser beings or

To be true to one’s self.

This is the question.

I submit to you. Three names.

Snowe, Spector, and Collins.

As of this writing, they don’t deserve the name Republican.

Indeed they should be added to the wall of shame along with, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Marx and Hussein.

I don’t care for their reasons to drop their principles. All I care is that they don’t.

What is it that we NEED?

What is it that we WANT?

What is it that we HAVE?

NEEDS are things we have to have to survive.

WANTS are things we would like to have.

HAVES are things that are here and now and we can point to.

NEEDS first. Food, shelter, clothing. I think and I know that unless you are a homeless (NUTCASE) person, you have food and shelter. America is known for taking in and helping. That is solved.

Despite the predications of teenagers, we don’t NEED a cell phone.

WANTS too many times get mixed up with NEEDS. We WANT universal health care, but we don’t NEED it.

Indeed we HAVE near Universal health care. MUCH MORE THAN WE WANT. This is what we HAVE. Which is what most politicians on both sides keep on forgetting.

I work in an auto parrts store. I sell wipers everyday. I have the cheap wipers, the okay wipers, the special of the month wipers, the very nice wipers, and the OMG it costs that much wipers.

Very few people buy the cheap ones, I have a smaller selection of those. The solid sellers are the OKAY wipers and THE OMG ones.

The reasons vary, but the intent is the same in every case of buying wipers. To get the best bang for your buck. I buy the OMG wipers. Mostly because they last so long and wear so well.  But I never forget the ones who just want to buy the okay set, because their money also have to go to buying the kids the school clothes, or whatever else they want to spend their money on.

Now we have a president who promises all of us the OMG value of wipers, but we know in the end we all will get the cheap set, because he has to appease everyone.

Well, unless all of us want to spend all of our money on the OMG type of wipers or health care, we will have to put up with the cheap set of wipers and the cheap version of health care enjoyed by our European counterparts.