more than 300 Americans lost their jobs.

Well, according to her figure anyway.

Of course, not many people think much of her figure.

…but he better lose a couple more jobs this month to keep Nancy’s numbers up.

…and Joe “Plugs” Biden both prove that Botox causes brain damage.

When oh when will a house land on this awful woman?

We pick up one House seat every time she opens her mouth.

Not at all likable. Good PR strategy.

Apparently there are 2 Americas. In fact, there may be as many as 8 or 9.

Who knew?

They are all in states 51-57!

have lost my job at least four times, by Speaker Pelosi’s reckoning, since the election.

Funny, nobody noticed. i keep getting paychecks…

Even laughed out loud at that crazy granny. Lorne Michaels, Tina Fey, call your offices.

which explains why she want a trillion dollars.

Good thing those printing presses are cranked up at the Mint, huh?

I wonder if the newly printed bux have Pelosi’s face on them?

(Lord, someone please save us from this clueless woman!)

Saying it once could be hyperbole or an honest mistake. Saying it twice is either intentional deception or a really crazy over-dependence on the briefing docs her staff furnishes her – and doesn’t say much about her staff either.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,480468,00.html
(just search the transcript for ’500′)

Chris Wallace actually corrects her on Jan 18th, but I guess Pelosi is really wedded to this number.

But I quickly figured out where she is going with this because I am a CEO and we can, if we choose, lie with figures better than anybody in Congress.

A month from now, we will have -195 million umemployed. As always, a negative figure is a plus for the opposing column – that means +195 million ‘NOT unemployed’ or gainfully employed. By the end of the year we could have over 1000% employment.

So we have yet another reason to ask why she is arguing for this measure.

Still wondering how I’ll make time for 9 other jobs… perhaps it’ll just be 9 more revenue-producing web sites (something I may have to do anyway to keep up)

is suppose to create 3 or 4 million jobs. Those will be lost in less than a day though. Maybe we need a $130 trillion dollar stimulus, so we can break even for the month.

And her democratic colleagues voted her to that position. Says a lot for their judgment.

Our creativity and individual productivity as a nation went to a downturn.

Even with the Stimulus Package, job losses will happen.

Because Modern Americans have become job hunters, too different from the Old Americans who have been more of entrepreneurs/value creators. We have become dependents of the ineffective institutions created by the Government, rather than self-sufficient and more creative especially in these hard times.

……”Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wyle E. Pelosi, Super Genius.”

Beep beep.

Train.

Blam.

since I live in California, the only politician who embarrasses me more than queen bee Pelosi is Babs Boxer and you know what? They will NEVER be voted out of office in this brain dead state. I can’t complain about idiots from other states, like Rangel or Frank because I think the morons from my state do more damage. Geez, you emailed numbers to call to tell our senators “no” on the stimulus and I had to scream in frustration, “it would do absolutely no good.” Both senators from CA probably nodded in serious agreement at the queen bee’s speech and with all those jobs being lost of course they’ll vote yes on the pork bill. just shoot me

…history will show that Jimmy Carter was our first “special needs” president, and Nancy Pelosi was our first “special needs” speaker of the house.

May the both of them ride off into the sunset on the “little bus”–and as soon as possible.

God help us all.

the dead voters

they can’t even do simple math. I always knew liberals deal with emotions and never deal with facts (unless their facts/#’s/etc… are made up and pulled out of the sky) but seriously – the Speaker of the House does not even know how many Americans there are??? Has anyone checked to see if Plastic Surgery Pelosi has payed her taxes – only if she did her own – now that would be interesting!!!

they (liberals) have been whining about their porkulus bill – so using Pelosi math our unemployment rate is currently over 167% – we are all unemployed??? She is the biggest airhead ever to be let loose in public – and this crazy lady is the Speaker of the House!!! It is like a really bad sitcom – sometimes you laugh and sometimes you cry.