My wife read a headline to me, over the cell phone today.

“Graham’s Chief Of Staff Arrested On Bribery Charges.”

I almost drove off of the pavement. Richard Perry FINALLY! Its been all these years. Its been nothing but a major pain. Now, I heard, the guy was going away. They got him on bribery charges. She quickly asserted it wasn’t Perry. “Ted Loza, chief of staff for Ward One Councilman Jim Graham, has been arrested for bribery. A federal indictment alleges that Loza accepted cash bribes in exchange for his influence on matters before the council regarding the taxi cab industry.”

Of course, I got home before I could read that; and much to my dismay: damn, wrong Graham. One of these days, Alice. One of these days.