Tasteless, Tacky, Heartless: The Prose of Maureen Dowd


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John McCain drew blood with the Palin pick. That was obvious from the ill-considered instant press release from the Obama campaign deriding the accomplished governor of Alaska as the former mayor of a tiny burg on the tundra.

It hurt. McCain fooled everyone. The fumble-rooski just took a backseat to the McCain Maneuver.

Maureen Dowd is on the case, though. She’s got that Sex and the City world-weary cool thing working, see. All smart, jaded, and hard-hearted. With all that going for her, she writes with the subtlety of Randy “the Macho Man” Savage selling Slim Jims.

Check out this winning sentence in her latest column:

But that crazy maverick and gambler McCain does it, and conservatives and evangelicals rally around him in admiration of his refreshingly cynical choice of Sarah, an evangelical Protestant and anti-abortion crusader who became a hero when she decided to have her baby, who has Down syndrome, and when she urged schools to debate creationism as well as that stuffy old evolution thing.

Careful, Maureen. We know your tastes. Here, you point out that Sarah Palin is an evangelical Protestant (a group you find less than admirable), a supporter of a more open conversation about Darwinism (a concept you find baffling and disturbing), that she is pro-life (Taliban Alert!), and that she gave birth to a baby with Down Syndrome. There are three things about Sarah Palin in that sentence which you find really disagreeable. Those three things surround the fourth thing, which is the baby with Down Syndrome.


Would I venture too far afield if I were to assume you don’t care much for that, either? You prefer the Jocelyn Elders route? The one for really sophisticated types, right? Wasn’t it she who proclaimed a reduction in the birth rate of Down Syndrome children a public health victory? Even though the reduction was due to an increased abortion rate for such children? Ms. Elders, of course, is probably more what you have in mind when you think about effective and enlightened female political leadership.

More charitable readers may give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you just happened to mention the baby along with the things that bother you so much about Governor Palin. I’m not sure I can. I still remember when you gleefully referred to supporters of George W. Bush as “extra chromosome conservatives” in a conversation with the equally kindly Bill Maher (a guy who got kicked off the Craig Ferguson show for suggesting being fondled by adults might not be the worst thing that could happen to a kid). At the time, the National Down Syndrome Society called on you to apologize for your insensitivity in using the term pejoratively. I can recall the elder Bush and Al Gore both apologizing publicly for using the term in the past. Can’t recall you ever did. Huh.

Put the barbed tail back in its mucousal enclosure, Maureen. You’re about to let folks know more about you than you really want.


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Don't forget...

Texas Tom Monday, September 1st at 8:49AM EST (link)

Guns, guns, guns. Did she forget to bash the Constitution and it’s silly Second Amendment?

(That clingy NRA lifer!)

I feel more like I do now, than when I got here…Anon. NAF Diego Garcia, BIOT, 1982. Defending Reagan’s America.

Actually, she remembered the guns

Hunter Baker (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:01AM EST (link)

More from the column:

The movie ends with the former beauty queen shaking out her pinned-up hair, taking off her glasses, slipping on ruby red peep-toe platform heels that reveal a pink French-style pedicure, and facing down Vladimir Putin in an island in the Bering Strait. Putting away her breast pump, she points her rifle and informs him frostily that she has some expertise in Russia because it’s close to Alaska. “Back off, Commie dude,” she says. “I’m a much better shot than Cheney.”

Here’s the link. I couldn’t get it to work correctly in my post today for some reason:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/31/opinion/31dowd.html?_r=2&th&emc=th&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

 
 

Not to toot my own horn...

ConservaGeek (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:01AM EST (link)

…but I found a story that shows the true heart and soul of a Down Syndrome person last nite, and linked to it in my diary.

Maybe I should send a link to the story to the harpy Dowd.

Richard Carlson as Geoff Montgomery: It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.

**Bob Hope as Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?**

*”The Ghost Breakers,”* 1940.

 

Palin has already achieved more in her career than,

Old_Crow (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:02AM EST (link)

either Dowdy Maureen or Clift and they both resent that. Additionally, Palin is happily married with a family – something that often eludes liberal ‘career’ women.

MoDo, with her lipstick too bright and stare too intense – is trying too hard… Kinda sad actually. Her editorials were interesting 15 years ago, now they are just rabid frothing.

“Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm.” — James Madison

Palin believes that God created the universe 6000 years ago

thinkerly Monday, September 1st at 9:04AM EST (link)

I am not sure that someone who dismisses modern science is suitable.

Huh. Exclusion from the public forum based on personal religious beliefs.

randy streu (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:11AM EST (link)

Yup. Party of tolerance, all right.

 
 
 

Very sad

Jack_Savage (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:12AM EST (link)

As Dowd enters the “old maid” stage of her life, with nothing to show for it but some dusty columns, her hatred for those unlike her is becoming clear.

She just can’t fathom being happy, particularly with such burdens as morals, convictions, children and a husband. So, she seethes, and her columns give a glimpse into the emptiness of her life.

Time for pint of ice cream and another cat, Maureen. Sad, really.

That's OK. No one asked you.

Bill S (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:13AM EST (link)

(Not that we’d care anyway)

“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.” – David St. Hubbins

And you come by this "information" how?

janis (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:14AM EST (link)

Unless you provide a link to a credible source for this, it’s just your opinion and no more.

 
 
 

Too close to home

ajmalkov Monday, September 1st at 9:14AM EST (link)

In a word, why women like Maureen Dowd hate Sarah Palin:

Fear.

Women of her ilk delay child bearing in deference to their careers. Thus, when they decide it’s time, around 35 or so, their pregnancies have a much, much greater incidence of Down Syndrome. They don’t want to have to start feeling bad about killing those babies and trying again until they get perfect little mini-mes. I’ll bet Dowd knows 10 or 15 women who have had their Down Syndrome kids sucked into a sink. I wouldn’t want to feel guilty about that kind of holocaust — would you?

Dowd might not like protestants. But she sure ain’t Catholic. She’s the perfect post-modern female citizen of the world: obsessed with maintaining the appearance of youth, alone, bitter and desperate. Everything Sarah Palin is not. I would certainly hate her if I were Dowd. She represents the road not traveled. Family, femininity, masculinity, nature, faith, hope and accomplishment. The American frontier story, not the decadent urban tale that resembles a talky, stultifyingly dull French film.

Evidence, Please?

ConservaGeek (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:15AM EST (link)

I know you’re new here (just registered less than 15 minutes ago), so you obviously don’t know how we do things here at RS.

Show me the evidence to back up your statement above, with links (and not to some obviously partisan site like Kos, thankyouverymuch) or be prepared to be dismissed as another lefty troll.

Richard Carlson as Geoff Montgomery: It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.

**Bob Hope as Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?**

*”The Ghost Breakers,”* 1940.

And I believe you created your account...

Jack_Savage (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:17AM EST (link)

15 minutes ago.

Thanks for your thoughtful participation.

Current photo?

SteveLA (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:18AM EST (link)

I somehow suspect that the current photos of Ms. Dowdey are not up to date on the NY Times site. Unhappy people tend to not age well and Ms. Dowdey is getting up there in years and is obviously unhappy “Big Time”.

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Competency over ideological purity and litmus tests

Me too. -nt-

NightTwister (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:21AM EST (link)

-nt-

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. – Winston Churchill

"The One" believes

SteveLA (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:23AM EST (link)

“The One” believes it’s OK to kill babies who survived an abortion attempt.

I’ll take Palin’s creationism beliefs over “The One’s” infanticide beliefs, but that’s me.

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Competency over ideological purity and litmus tests

Not All Creationists Are the Same

richterm Monday, September 1st at 9:25AM EST (link)

Just because one believe in Intelligent Design or Creationism doesn’t mean that they are “Young Earth Creationists”. It’s completely possible to believe that God created the heavens and the earth through the big bang…since many of us tongue-speaking Charismatic Christians actually do!

Attacking specifics of Sarah’s faith will get the Reverend Wright clips more playtime. You sure you want to do that?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Maureen Dowd of the sisterhood of traveling...

JadedByPolitics (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:25AM EST (link)

old bitties…..I ignore everything she says and my life is happier for it…..I believe she writes for the paper that is on a slow death roll….that is satisfaction enough for me.

I was thinking the same thing

kyle8 (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:31AM EST (link)

Had she found a guy to settle down with, and maybe had a kid, and perhaps actually went to church occasionally. Just maybe she would be a much happier person than the cynical old left wing shrew she appears to be.

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

wow...WELL said

speciallist (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:33AM EST (link)
 
 

Sarah is the anti-Cheney

NickDeringer (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:34AM EST (link)

I have the utmost respect for VP Cheney, but Sarah brings a bold, youthful excitement to the ticket. An excitement that the McCain campaign needed to steal some of the attention from Obama. I’m sure the left will come up with some derogatory metaphor for Sarah, but it won’t be Darth Vader. Sarah breaks the mold of “just another white guy” for the GOP. She is Dowd’s worst nightmare because she proves that woman can be successful and have a great family. Let’s not forget Mr. Palin. He proves that you can be a strong man and still be partner to a successful wife.

It’s all good, Ms. Dowd…

Sorry…

5*5*5*5*5 -nt-

Thrhheggeegwc Jjtkylkfofud (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:38AM EST (link)

And to kowalski...

NightTwister (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:38AM EST (link)

I’m also a flat-earther too. Yup. Came as a surprise to me, because I always thought the earth was round, but when someone called me asking for a donation to help stop global warming, I told them I didn’t agree with them and she called me a flat-earther, so I must be one.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. – Winston Churchill

Untenable Beliefs

Hunter Baker (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:39AM EST (link)

Here’s one that stuns me: people who say they don’t know when life begins.

Agree.

Rod_Patrick (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:40AM EST (link)

Palin is a typical woman… too articulate.

We can’t expect Palin to copy VP Cheney’s landmark “So?” reply against the partisan MSM.

Agree.

Rod_Patrick (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:53AM EST (link)

Dowd is the exact opposite of Sarah Palin. Anothr reason is envy?

I think it was rude to call you a flat earther

kyle8 (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:55AM EST (link)

Didn’t she know the correct term was Geomorphically challenged?

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Maureen Dowd is a bitter, cynical...

furious (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 9:56AM EST (link)

…spinster, trying to sate her bitterness by (attempting to, and failing at) tearing down an attractive, successful mother of five. Typical of the intramural jealousies of the “thought they could have it all” (and not-aging-very-gracefully) feminist pioneers. Doesn’t help Ms. Dowd’s temper that Ms. Palin still is beautiful, while Ms. Dowd apparently was at one time.

Ms. Palin goes home at night to a family who loves her. Ms. Dowd goes home to her cats.

–furious

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” — Darth Vader

 

Why Dowd resents Palin

fisk2521 Monday, September 1st at 10:14AM EST (link)

I’ve wondered for a very long time now what exactly the term ‘evangelical’ means. It’s used all the time by so many, even conservatives like O’Reilly and others. I’ve always believed that all Christians are ‘evangelicals’ in some way or another, since they are called to bring others into the Christian way of living by ‘spreading the word”. It doesn’t mean you go out and drag resistant people to church against their will or create ‘jihad’ to impose it on the world.

I know people like Dowd means it to be derogatory and demeaning; but her meaningless definitions should be ignored.

There are many examples of scientists of renown who find no conflict in being both Chrisitan and believe in evolution.

Mr. Hunter is right when he says Dowd doesn’t much care for the fact that Mrs. Palin and her husband chose to have a child with Down Syndrome to love and cherish. I think she finds it necessary to denigrate such an action in order to justify her own beliefs and lifestyles. She can’t even conceive of having a child to love; never mind one that she would consider non-perfect and disposable. The Palin’s don’t look at this baby as anything but a blessing. It must be a difficult concept for Dowd to contemplate.

At last someone like Sara Palin comes forward to truly represent women. People like Dowd have never represented me.

“A Child, more than all other gifts
that earth can offer to declining man,
brings hope with it, and forward looking thoughts.”
Wordsworth

LDavis

 

Tastless and Tacky

Scope (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 11:07AM EST (link)

I never read anything written by this bitter old hag until her “VP in go go boots” article. I cringed at her tastless, tacky, childish, envious words. I will be sure to never make the mistake of reading anything she writes again.

I think Rod Patrick got the one word right.

Raven (Diary) Monday, September 1st at 11:52AM EST (link)

But you got the explanation of it dead on.

Sarah Palin has already achieved in life everything Maureen Dowd wanted. And she did it by being a pretty traditional woman. Dowd, on the other hand, sacrificed everything for it and has nothing to show for her time as a “modern” woman.

“If you do not have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”
Luke 22:36