What will Obama’s first cliche of the State of the Union Address (#SOTU) be? Check the odds here!

"...to ensure that all Americans have a fair shake." (nt)

buddyp (Diary) Monday, January 23rd at 7:40PM EST (link)

nt

Facts –> rational analysis –> conclusions –> advocacy. In that sequence.

Book I wish everyone in the world would read

Do Nothing Congress

snowshooze (Diary) Monday, January 23rd at 7:46PM EST (link)

He needs to knock off as many as he can.

"Some People Say..."

Ausonius (Diary) Monday, January 23rd at 8:20PM EST (link)

Who will jump up and demand that MAObama tell us who these people are?

“Make no mistake: some people say that doing nothing is the way to go. Just let people live and don’t help them: so if you’re unemployed under the Republicans, you’re on your own! If you’re sick or elderly under the Republicans, you’re on your own! If you’re a hungry kindergartner under the Republicans, you’re on your own. If you’re about to die from a pregnancy, you’re on your own. That Italian captain of that ship that he ran aground and sank must be a Republican: he jumped off that ship and let people save themselves: that’s the Republican way.”

This stuff writes itself!

Ausonius: 310-395 A.D. Teacher, Poet, Consul, General, Farmer.

Personal Tutor to the future St. Paulinus of Nola and to young Gratian, heir to the throne during the turbulent final years of the Western Roman Empire. When his former student Gratian was assassinated, Ausonius threw up his hands and retired to his farm in Gaul. Rome was captured by barbarians 14 years after his death.

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Gee.. I hope you are on our side...

snowshooze (Diary) Monday, January 23rd at 8:23PM EST (link)

You should keep that under your hat.
They’ll be sending a recruiter soon.

MAObama Is Completely Predictable

Ausonius (Diary) Monday, January 23rd at 8:33PM EST (link)

Thanks for the compliment!

Make no mistake: no Democrat shall darken my door!

Why anybody would have trouble debating BIG BRObama is unknown to me! Everything he would say is completely predictable.

Which is why it is so easy to crank out his cliche’-filled speeches.

Ausonius: 310-395 A.D. Teacher, Poet, Consul, General, Farmer.

Personal Tutor to the future St. Paulinus of Nola and to young Gratian, heir to the throne during the turbulent final years of the Western Roman Empire. When his former student Gratian was assassinated, Ausonius threw up his hands and retired to his farm in Gaul. Rome was captured by barbarians 14 years after his death.

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I'm using

funwithknives Tuesday, January 24th at 9:03AM EST (link)

Pappy Van Winkle and Dos Equis lager tonite . Everytime he adopts his Mussolini pose {you know the one ,right?} it’s.. down the hatch!
It’s the least I can do to honor our ‘Great Leader’, and spokesmodel.
who says I am not respectful? PVW is pricey, guys!!

So You Will Be Whooping It Up

Ausonius (Diary) Tuesday, January 24th at 10:26AM EST (link)

with a bunch of the boys at the Malibu Saloon!

Make sure you have someone to pour you into a shopping cart to bring you home! With that game you will be bonkers in no time!

Guaranteed you will see that pose often, and hear the usual cliche’s.

Ausonius: 310-395 A.D. Teacher, Poet, Consul, General, Farmer.

Personal Tutor to the future St. Paulinus of Nola and to young Gratian, heir to the throne during the turbulent final years of the Western Roman Empire. When his former student Gratian was assassinated, Ausonius threw up his hands and retired to his farm in Gaul. Rome was captured by barbarians 14 years after his death.

Cato@rock.com

xkcd has covered this

Finrod (Diary) Tuesday, January 24th at 2:34PM EST (link)

Let’s get down to brass tacks here. How much for the ape?