Noisy lover loses sex appeal

Clever headline, I must add.

(UK) Army tells its soldiers to ‘bribe’ the Taleban.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/Afghanistan/article6919516.ece

British forces should buy off potential Taleban recruits with “bags of gold”, according to a new army field manual published yesterday.

Army commanders should also talk to insurgent leaders with “blood on their hands” in order to hasten the end of the conflict in Afghanistan.

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I can picture the conference table at Royal Army Headquarters…..

Hey, I know….. Why don’t we give the poor wags money so they can buy more stuff to kill us with ?

Great idea !

Also, let’s have our senior officers in place get with the bloody peasant’s leaders and have tea.

Absolutely smashing ! We’re done then.

Perfect. Speaking of that, what’s for tea here ? I’m a bit peckish.

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Health and safety snoops to enter family homes.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6917328.ece

Health and safety inspectors are to be given unprecedented access to family homes to ensure that parents are protecting their children from household accidents.

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What’s going to prevent some of the inspectors from having those same (or worse) household “accidents” during their visits ?

It’s not like The Communist Chinese control their entire population at the point of a gun or…….. oh.

I mean it’s as if the US population is supposed to believe this event isn’t completely staged down to placement of water bottles and…….. oh.

http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-world/obama-takes-to-the-web-to-talk-to-china-20091116-ihux.html

US President Barack Obama will try Monday to break out of the official constraints of his maiden state visit to China and seek to talk directly to Chinese people in a live dialogue via the Internet.

The US leader, on the third leg of his debut tour of Asia, is to make brief remarks to a high-powered audience described by the White House as “future Chinese leaders,” at Shanghai’s science and technology museum.

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Oh nooooooooooooo !!!!

Obama’s blinded me with science,
He hit me with technology.
Obama’s bowing down in China,
He fails in all his policies.

Good heavens PM Jintao, your shoes are beautiful !
I don’t believe it !
There he goes again !
He’s on his knees, and Biden can’t find anything !

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(Sorry Mr. Dolby, I had to…… simply had to. I owe ya one.)

Australia is no surprise. They already join China in banning internet sites they don’t like.

A bomb ripped through a Pakistani police station in the suburbs of the northwest city of Peshawar Monday, heavily damaging the building and killing two people, officials said.

It was the fifth bomb in just over a week to hit the sprawling city of 2.5 million people, which lies on the edge of Pakistan’s lawless tribal belt, where the military is waging a major offensive against Taliban fighters.

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But there’s no hurry whatsoever to send reinforcements to help our people stop this “little problem”.

Hey, I got an idea……. Maybe if we send O-bow-ma over there himself, he could bow down to every pissant terrorist putz in Pakistan and they’d instantly stop shooting and bombing…… They’d all be too busy laughing their arses off to do anything else……. Our guys could then just pick ‘em all off like steel ducks in a gallery….. and we wouldn’t need any reinforcements sent., O-bow-ma would then be a hero for ending the war…….

Wow ! A more gooder follow-up……… O-bow-ma could then claim that he “saved jobs” in that the call-ups wouldn’t be necessary, so the N-Guard troops could stay at their places of work and all the troops in place would be returning home to their jobs…………… just in time for ever single one of ‘em to get laid off because of O-bow-ma’s nation-killing economic polic……… Never mind.

It will be a window into what will happen to us if our cap and tax passes.
After about six months it will be apperant of the devastation that will happen to us, one way or the other.