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Naked Gun Part Trois

hickorystick (Diary) Wednesday, March 10th at 1:29PM EST (link)

Starring Massa, Rahmbo, and Pelosi. This is a perfect script waiting to be written on Palin’s Facebook page

 

Google's Statist CEO Eric Schmidt: There can be only one.

Kenny Solomon (Diary) Wednesday, March 10th at 2:12PM EST (link)

Mr. Schmidt was speaking at Rupert Murdoch’s love-fest – the peace-loving media conference in Abu Dhabi and…….

http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-technology/google-ceo-mobile-computing-reshaping-internet-20100311-pzk9.html

………..defended his company’s growing influence against complaints it is becoming too powerful, saying that Google’s “competitors have an incentive for us not to be successful.”

Newspeak translation of Mr. Schmidt’s statement:

We will take down all our ‘competitors’ by normal business attrition, corporate spying through our own software and when needed, the full force and weight of The United States Government, because our main code guy is America’s Technology Czar and we developed or now own all the important internet technology and software.

Don’t screw with us. We wrote the baseline instant IP location and user identification systems to capture and interact with every online device in the world – It’s active operation is totally undetectable by anyone who isn’t one of us. Why do you think we call it “Google Analytics” and make it available for free, or next to nothing for websites to use – especially forums ?

One click of the touchpad on my ten year old laptop shuts it all down for every typical bitter God-clinging gun-owning tea-bagger and ‘freedom’ seeker.

Got a problem with that you so-called ‘patriots’ ? Too bad. Elections have consequences.

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Prove me wrong.

I want to be wrong.

You know that if I can think of the left going for the electronic brass ring, they can sure think of it too.

Tyrants aren't the top of the food chain

hickorystick (Diary) Wednesday, March 10th at 2:39PM EST (link)

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/nca/1906/18april/index.php
May not prove you wrong, but they do sit on a fault line. Call me what you will, but think about who had the last word on Global Warming (look up).

 
 

Comerica Bank was ahead of it's time in Detroit

6eorge Jetson (Diary) Thursday, March 11th at 1:06AM EST (link)

In the ~early 90s, Comerica Bank proposed to tear down Cobo Hall* so that it could build a high-rise headquarters on the riverfront in downtown Detroit.

The proposal received such push back that it never went through, including a parody of Grand Funk Railroad’s “American Band” by The Dick The Bruiser Band.

We’re a Comerica Bank
We’re a Comerica Bank
We’re comin’ to your town
We’ll help you tear it down
We’re a Comerica Bank
Hey! Heeey!

*Cobo Hall also happens to be the basketball arena where mayor Dave Bing starred for the Pistons in the late 60s, early 70s. (Before the Pistons moved to the Silverdome in Pontiac, which was before they moved to The Palace in Auburn Hills.)