The First Few Amendments


As some of you know, my fellow Council Member Elaine Lucas has submitted legislation to declare Barack Obama a member of Macon’s City Council. Tomorrow in committee we begin discussing the legislation. Below are a few of my amendments:

Erickson Amendment to the RESOLUTION OF THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF MACON, GEORGIA HONORING PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ON BECOMING THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND PROCLAIMING HIM AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MACON CITY COUNCIL; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

Move to insert a new second Whereas clause to read:

“WHEREAS, we appreciate Barack Obama’s candidness in his autobiography admitting that he had snorted cocaine”

Erickson Amendment to the RESOLUTION OF THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF MACON, GEORGIA HONORING PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ON BECOMING THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND PROCLAIMING HIM AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MACON CITY COUNCIL; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

Move to insert a new second Whereas clause to read:

“WHEREAS, we hold no ill will with regard to Barack Obama being the only member of the Illinois State Senate to speak in favor of infanticide during his tenure there”

Erickson Amendment to the RESOLUTION OF THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF MACON, GEORGIA HONORING PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ON BECOMING THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND PROCLAIMING HIM AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MACON CITY COUNCIL; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

Move to insert a new third Whereas clause to read:

“WHEREAS, because of Barack Obama Americans everywhere now make sure their vehicles’ tires have adequate and appropriate tire pressure”

Erickson Amendment to the RESOLUTION OF THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF MACON, GEORGIA HONORING PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ON BECOMING THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND PROCLAIMING HIM AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MACON CITY COUNCIL; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

Move to insert a new second Whereas clause to read:

“WHEREAS, with Barack Obama election and, in his own words, ”this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal”

Erickson Amendment to the RESOLUTION OF THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF MACON, GEORGIA HONORING PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ON BECOMING THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND PROCLAIMING HIM AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MACON CITY COUNCIL; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

Move to insert a new second Whereas clause to read:

“WHEREAS, prior to entering elected office, Barack Obama started his political fudraising efforts in the living room of noted domestic terrorist Bill Ayers, a man who planned to kill numerous American policemen,”

Erickson Amendment to the RESOLUTION OF THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF MACON, GEORGIA HONORING PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ON BECOMING THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND PROCLAIMING HIM AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MACON CITY COUNCIL; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

Move to insert a new second Whereas clause to read:

“WHEREAS, prior to entering elected office, Barack Obama boldy admitted to attending meetings of the American Community Party with his childhood mentor Frank Davis,”

Erickson Amendment to the RESOLUTION OF THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF MACON, GEORGIA HONORING PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ON BECOMING THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND PROCLAIMING HIM AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MACON CITY COUNCIL; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

Move to insert a new second Whereas clause to read:

“WHEREAS, prior to and after entering elected office, Barack Obama felt no shame sitting for twenty years in front of a preacher who referred to the United States as the ‘U-S-of-KKK-A” and preached that white America created HIV/AIDS to infect black men,”

Erickson Amendment to the RESOLUTION OF THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF MACON, GEORGIA HONORING PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ON BECOMING THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND PROCLAIMING HIM AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MACON CITY COUNCIL; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

Move to insert a new second Whereas clause to read:

“WHEREAS, since becoming President, Barack Obama has in one hundred days generated a larger national debt than eight years of George W. Bush, but unlike George Bush, Barack Obama’s heart is in the right place,”

Erickson Amendment to the RESOLUTION OF THE MAYOR AND COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF MACON, GEORGIA HONORING PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA ON BECOMING THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND PROCLAIMING HIM AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE MACON CITY COUNCIL; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

Move to insert a new second Whereas clause to read:

“WHEREAS, proving his wisdom, Barack Obama has chosen a course of national security policy that will willfully allow terrorists now housed in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba to enter upon American soil,”


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Warner Todd Huston (Diary) Sunday, May 3rd at 10:07PM EST (link)

Now, I don’t care who you are, that right there is funny.

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Will you have on standby?

SteveLA (Diary) Sunday, May 3rd at 10:16PM EST (link)

Erick,

Will you have an ambulance on standby when you introduce these motions?

Council Member Elaine Luca head might explode when she hears this you know and it’s best to be prepared.

Please do us a favor, if there’s a video of the Council when you introduce these amendments, please get a copy and post it, the comedy value alone will be almost as good as one of Cynthia McKenny’s outbursts.

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Competency over ideological purity and litmus tests

 

So, I'm guessing you won't be invited to the City Council picnic at Elaine's house... nt

Steve Maley (Diary) Sunday, May 3rd at 10:17PM EST (link)

The blogger formerly known as ‘Vladimir’.

 

Ridicule is the best tool! Good on you, Erick. nt

Achance (Diary) Sunday, May 3rd at 10:31PM EST (link)

In Vino Veritas

 

Let the hero worship begin...

Amy Miller (Diary) Sunday, May 3rd at 10:47PM EST (link)

…because that was amazing.

I agree with SteveLA, hide a camera somewhere, because that footage will be golden.

“I’m a conservative, I’m a textualist, I’m an originalist, but I’m not a nut.”
~Scalia, J.

 

Exactly. Get video. Then get it to YouTube and alert Drudge, Rush, etc.

ColdWarrior (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 12:19AM EST (link)

But I figure you have already thought of all this. Bravo!

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Folks, we need to help out Erick with more amendments

civil truth (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 12:44AM EST (link)

Here’s one:

Whereas Barack Obama is the first president in our history to bow in obeisance to the ruler of another nation, and did so willingly of his own volition.”

The greatest evil…is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the offices of a thoroughly nasty business concern. -C.S. Lewis

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Whereas...

Amy Miller (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 12:48AM EST (link)

Barack Obama is the first President in our history to actively pursue a BroMance with a South American loon.

“I’m a conservative, I’m a textualist, I’m an originalist, but I’m not a nut.”
~Scalia, J.

Whereas,

paulincolo (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 1:09AM EST (link)

Barack Obama made history as the first marxist to ever be elected President of the United States.

(Also that is American Communist Party, not Community Party in your 6th amendment.)

 
 

that wasn't a bow, man...

JLenardDetroit (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 4:51AM EST (link)

I think the latest incarnation of the WH is that BHO had a leg cramp and that was a partial stumble ;-) lol

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Just a correction....

rcov092 (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 10:41AM EST (link)

change:

“WHEREAS, prior to entering elected office, Barack Obama started his political fudraising efforts in the living room of noted domestic terrorist Bill Ayers, a man who planned to kill numerous American policemen,”

To: “WHEREAS, prior to entering elected office, Barack Obama started his political fudraising efforts in the living room of noted domestic terrorist Bill Ayers, a man who planned and ACTED to kill numerous American policemen, but, due to his narcissiticly induced imcompetence ended up killing his comrades instead, even still remaining a hero to Ward Churchill.

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Whereas

TNJim (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 12:56AM EST (link)

Barack Obama is also the first American President to endure a 50-minute anti-American diatribe from a Central American loon as said loon trashed this country at least as bad as Jeremiah Wright did without protesting what was said during or after said diatribe.

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Oops, was supposed to be a reply to Amy and c_t above nt

TNJim (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 12:58AM EST (link)

Activism: What to do after the TEA party rally. Unified Patriots

 
 

Whereas?

speciallist (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 1:29AM EST (link)

Whereas Barack Obama is the first president to use the Inaugural crystal bowl as an Ashtray…

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Rod_Patrick (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 4:39AM EST (link)

What a trophy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Congratulations to the Teleprompting President of USSA!

 

Reagan would have filled it with jelly beans.

blooch Monday, May 4th at 8:37AM EST (link)

They helped him quit smoking. I bet the underside of the Oval Office desk is already festooned with 100 days worth of Nicorette.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

 
 

Just curious: Did the Great O win in Macon?

Rod_Patrick (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 4:47AM EST (link)

I know Obama lost Georgia to McCain but at a lower margin compared to other red states (about 5%).

If the Great O won in Macon, I guess the people in Macon deserve some Stimulus gifts to be handed out by the Great O himself.

You wouldn’t deny Obama to fulfill his promises to his constituents, right? LOL.

Cheers.

 

WHEREAS

Dan McLaughlin (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 9:47AM EST (link)

the Council wholeheartedly endorses Barack Obama’s pledge of a net reduction in federal spending and eagerly await his introduction of a package of $787 billion in spending cuts.

“No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong.” – Winston Churchill

 

WHEREAS

azaeroprof (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 1:28PM EST (link)

the Council salutes Barack Obama for his commitment to the rehabilitation of criminals by providing public service jobs for a record number of tax cheats.

WHEREAS

azaeroprof (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 1:31PM EST (link)

the Council celebrates Barack Obama for his achievement in removing the stain on the Presidency left by Bill Clinton by making even Republicans long for a return to the days of the Clinton Administration.

And isn't THAT a sad state of affairs? (No pun intended.)

janis (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 1:45PM EST (link)

Obama is so far to the left that he makes Clinton look more like Goldwater. Who’d a thunk it?

I'd say 'pun intended!' -nt

azaeroprof (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 1:56PM EST (link)
 
 
 

WHEREAS

azaeroprof (Diary) Monday, May 4th at 1:33PM EST (link)

the Council thanks Barack Obama for his administration’s success in identifying the tens of millions of Americans who might otherwise have become right-wing extremist terrorists and killed over 500 million Americans (by Nancy Pelosi’s count).

 

They'd like this one (at least the end)

Diogenes314 (Diary) Wednesday, May 6th at 10:59AM EST (link)

Whereas, Barack Obama was the attorney of record in ACORN’s legal actions to force financial institutions to make high risk home loans and

Whereas he helped to thwart efforts to reform Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac while taking campaign funds from them and

Whereas these actions directly contributed to the current financial crisis

We do hearby bannish Erick Erickson from the city of Macon, Georgia.

 

They'd like this one (at least the end)

Diogenes314 (Diary) Wednesday, May 6th at 10:59AM EST (link)

Whereas, Barack Obama was the attorney of record in ACORN’s legal actions to force financial institutions to make high risk home loans and

Whereas he helped to thwart efforts to reform Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac while taking campaign funds from them and

Whereas these actions directly contributed to the current financial crisis

We do hearby bannish Erick Erickson from the city of Macon, Georgia.