RedState Graphic Design Contest 3: Obama Ditches Wounded Troops For Shopping in Berlin


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Here are the rules.

Here’s your prize for this one: a coffee mug from the RedState Store.

There is no starting picture here.

Here is the topic:

Barack Obama went to Germany and said to the German people he was not speaking as a candidate for office, but as a citizen of the world.

He then cancelled a trip to visit wounded soldiers at Landstuhl in favor of a shopping trip in Berlin. His excuse is that, contrary to what he told the press and public, he really was on a political trip and did not want to see the wounded troops as a result. Never mind that he mixed and mingled with the troops in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Back during Katrina, the left photoshopped Bush playing guitar while New Orleans flooded and the victims cried.

Create a picture emphasizing Obama ditching the troops in favor of shopping in Berlin.

Put the picture in the comments (host it at Flickr or somewhere and show it in the comments). Remember in the comments it should be no more than 425 px wide.


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Another one I would like to see.

Cowboy (Diary) Thursday, July 24th at 10:38PM EST (link)

In the movie Pure Country the star (George Strait)is asked why he is burnt out and doesn’t want to perform any more.

His answer is that he feels like the dancing chicken that he saw at the county fair when he was a boy.

Turns out that the chicken was standing on a hot plate and would dance when the carnival man would turn up the heat.

I am low tech but would love to see someone put Obama in a chicken suit and show his handlers and puppet masters standing behind the curtain turning up the heat.

 

Where is absentee? Wasn't this his gig? nt

streetwise (Diary) Friday, July 25th at 5:37AM EST (link)

Recovering from the rat

Erick Erickson (Diary) Friday, July 25th at 7:40AM EST (link)

He’s been in Orlando.

Who will stand on either hand and keep this bridge with me?

 
 

Politics is hard. Let's go shopping!

Canthros (Diary) Friday, July 25th at 7:53AM EST (link)

This practically begs for a Chicago Obama doll.

This too shall pass.

 

I don't know about this story

deetoo Friday, July 25th at 9:50AM EST (link)

I’ve jumped on many of the RS action items that land in my mailbox, but this story seems kind of fishy.

I’m not buying the “he decided to ditch the soldiers and go shopping” thing.

Why not?

Neil Stevens (Diary) Friday, July 25th at 9:56AM EST (link)

What’d he do then?

RS contributing editor, technical administrator, and “a hardy variety of crabgrass.”
Read the RedState Posting Rules

Unlikely Voter: Poll Analysis, Election Projection.

“I rejoice that America has resisted.” – William Pitt, the Elder

 
 

Barack should learn his history

Commodore Perry (Diary) Friday, July 25th at 10:53AM EST (link)

I am not a graphic designer, and I do not intend to claim that this is so great, nor do I plan to improve it (I don’t know how). Really, I hope to see some wonderful stuff from everyone here at RS. That being said, here’s what I got:

(Backup for Hayes’s quote here.)

Keeping with the theme, remember George Washington said, “With the utmost sincerity, I do not think myself equal to the Command I [am] honored with,” when he was apppointed commander-in-chief.

Ok, so not every president can be a war hero, but for more on 2008 as it relates to Eisenhower-Stevenson 1952, and for why Barack is not like Andrew Jackson, check out Commodore Perry.

DONT GIVE UP THE SHIP

More Conservative Analysis at [Commodore Perry](http://commodoreperry.blogspot.com)

If he had to stay and watch

blooch Friday, July 25th at 11:27AM EST (link)

the fireworks more than one night, it could be a long convalescence.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

 
 

I've got more important things to do than visit you.

PatrickMurdock (Diary) Friday, July 25th at 11:29AM EST (link)

If he had to stay and watch

blooch Friday, July 25th at 12:03PM EST (link)

the fireworks more than one night, it could be a long convalescence.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

If he had to stay and watch

blooch Friday, July 25th at 12:12PM EST (link)

the fireworks more than one night, it could be a long convalescence.

“Lieutenant Dike wasn’t a bad leader because he made bad decisions. He was a bad leader because he made no decisions.”

 
 
 

With apologies to jibjab

Brad_G (Diary) Friday, July 25th at 12:30PM EST (link)

Hilarious

jpaul Friday, July 25th at 12:39PM EST (link)

Hilarious stuff so far guys especially this one! The amputee pictures are especially hard-hitting!

We got them from your private porn stash, jpaul.

Moe Lane (Diary) Friday, July 25th at 12:43PM EST (link)

Get the hell off of my website, moby.

Sorry; bigger version

Brad_G (Diary) Friday, July 25th at 12:45PM EST (link)

Yea I thought so too {Corrected}

miguel Friday, July 25th at 3:10PM EST (link)

There’s nothing Barack loves more than mugging for the camera, so this story seems weird. TPM says it was the pentagon that told him he couldn’t go {with his campaign staff. Naughty, naughty – Moe Lane} .

Gotta say, miguel, I'm disappointed.

Moe Lane (Diary) Friday, July 25th at 3:31PM EST (link)

When I let you survive after your last mobying attempt, it was because I thought that you had potential. Alas, not to be. But rejoice! You got to try to defend a man who refused to visit wounded soldiers without his own entourage – and then you got to try to lie that the military said that he couldn’t!

Preen. Preen.

Somewhere else.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Here's one my brother made...

Eschelon Friday, July 25th at 5:56PM EST (link)

The bag labels are the best part…

If you wanna see it full-size, here’s the link:
http://bp1.blogger.com/9oJtvH78w8Y/SIpZM4refbI/AAAAAAAAABQ/foBqwqOY5Z8/s1600-h/Obamashopping.jpg

 

Oops...

Eschelon Friday, July 25th at 6:10PM EST (link)

Sorry, kids. Not sure why the picture screwed up like that

My bad

 

To think Obama went shopping instead of visiting the troops is Ludicris

speciallist (Diary) Saturday, July 26th at 12:02AM EST (link)

"I just bought this German kaleidoscope it's totally Cool!"

speciallist (Diary) Saturday, July 26th at 12:31AM EST (link)

“Oh…And I see there is Twenty more Dead or wounded soldiers I’m not going to visit”

 

"Me and my friends are going to bring Bags of Beer to the Troops.."

speciallist (Diary) Saturday, July 26th at 1:27AM EST (link)

I shoulda bought cups but I spent my Walkin around money on..uhh..something else

 

Obama-Berlin, or Obamalin

4 Borders Pundit Saturday, July 26th at 10:28AM EST (link)

a href=”h ttp://idisk.mac.com/pfaelzer/Public/fourborderspunditobamaberlin.jpg” target=blank>

//hate 450px wide//

4BordersPundit, I suggest that you read our Posting Rules.

Moe Lane (Diary) Saturday, July 26th at 10:50AM EST (link)

Particularly the ones involving profanity.

 
 

"I told'em I was going to visit the troops...turn off your cell phone"

speciallist (Diary) Saturday, July 26th at 11:24AM EST (link)

Edwards: “You told me we were going shopping?”

“Are you kidding?..She told me her name was Hope and I Believe in her!…your my wingman..keep that Loudmouth blond busy”

Edwards: “I better go fix my hair”

 

Look out!

backwoodspundit Saturday, July 26th at 11:44AM EST (link)

Look at the size of that dude’s hand behind the Bavarian chicks. He’s gonna crush her!

This one is awesome!

backwoodspundit Saturday, July 26th at 11:47AM EST (link)

Nice work. This one looks real, and I love the fact that Obama went shopping at Crate & Barrel and Old Navy, and the other guy at the Disney Store. Hilarious!

Nice job adding a German flag lapel pin to Obama’s suit, since we know he won’t wear an American one.

 
 

Here's one from simpson (he's so shy)

speciallist (Diary) Saturday, July 26th at 9:44PM EST (link)

But I must point out that he totally Gyped that pic from Eschelon.

 

After all, it wan't a campaign trip

Sticky Notes Sunday, July 27th at 7:13AM EST (link)

Priceless
Shopping for votes
All About Me

Sticky Notes
http://stickynotes.squarespace.com/

Excellent!!.."It's all about me" Rules

speciallist (Diary) Sunday, July 27th at 10:15AM EST (link)
 

Big-O Deserts Wounded Troops in favor of Berlin Shopping Trip

Angel_Artiste (Diary) Sunday, July 27th at 1:23PM EST (link)

Big-

Angel_Artiste (Diary) Sunday, July 27th at 1:31PM EST (link)

Mea Maxima Culpa, w/ Resubmission

4 Borders Pundit Sunday, July 27th at 8:07PM EST (link)

Moe Lane, maybe this is better?

Much, thanks.

Moe Lane (Diary) Sunday, July 27th at 8:28PM EST (link)

We tend to be hard-nosed on profanity; thanks for re-editing.

 
 

New and Improved!!

Eschelon Monday, July 28th at 1:01PM EST (link)

My brother (who made the original) modified the same image I uploaded a few days ago with a few nifty changes.

New and improved! Now with soldier!

...

Eschelon Monday, July 28th at 1:18PM EST (link)

…also, if you want to see the picture in full-size, just click the pic

 
 

Retreat You Can Believe In

gameshark123 Wednesday, July 30th at 6:20PM EST (link)