Let’s put it this way. If you don’t have IMAO on your daily-read list, then you should be banned from RedState — possibly from the whole conservative movement as well — and sentenced to read Kissing Suzy Kolber daily until you come to your senses.
Frank J allows us a peek inside the 2012 Dick Cheney movement [sometimes called Cheney X2, with Liz Cheney on the ticket as well], while they generate good campaign slogans. I must say, I am in awe. In the interest of fair use, I’ve just listed a sampling of them. for the whole list, go here.
- I know what the he[ck] I’m doing.
- I shoot my friends in the face with a shotgun. What do you think I’ll do to America’s enemies?
- I’m what the Mayans predicted.
- The only time I’ll bow before a foreign leader is in preparation for an uppercut.
- I already control everything; let’s just make it official.
- Torturing terrorists may not make reliable intelligence, but does make reliable fun.
- Probably not going to win a Nobel Peace Prize.
- KSM will get to plead his case to my shotgun.
- You don’t inaugurate me; you unleash me.
Be sure and read them all. Cheney X2!!!!
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Read the link, and especially look at the comments...
larueladue (Diary) Wednesday, November 18th at 8:48PM EST (link)There are more than a few good ones there…
I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile…
I had to leave a few off of this list
E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Friday, November 20th at 12:49PM EST (link)RedState being a family-friendly site, and all.
Kill the Terrorists
Protect the Borders
Punch the Hippies h/t IMAO
I think it sucks that I can only recommend this once. nt
mbecker908 (Diary) Wednesday, November 18th at 9:28PM EST (link)Ah, but becker, doesn't Franz have an account, too?
janis (Diary) Wednesday, November 18th at 9:33PM EST (link)Surely he would approve of Dick Cheney as the next POTUS, would he not?
Yes he does, but in the interest of Franz supporting
mbecker908 (Diary) Thursday, November 19th at 7:57AM EST (link)only those diaries of the absolute highest possible quality he will only recommend diaries that he has written. It’s an integrity thing with him.
And TheBunny doesn’t recommend anything but suicide and crystal meth.
LMAO EPU. Classic, just classic. Reco'd w/thanks for the belly laughs (nt)
eburke (Diary) Wednesday, November 18th at 9:41PM EST (link)“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
Unified Patriots
Ditto here
Joe Rivers (Diary) Thursday, November 19th at 1:28PM EST (link)Frank J should be bronzed. Maybe not now, while he’s alive. I mean later.
Maquisard
I really miss the IMAO podcast
wayneinnh (Diary) Wednesday, November 18th at 9:47PM EST (link)They are a great bunch over there.
Jon 14:6 –
Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me.”
It’s not intellectual to believe we evolved from hydrogen gas.
Thompson/Cheney in 2012
GregInFla (Diary) Wednesday, November 18th at 10:19PM EST (link)sounds good to me. Pick any Cheney; they’re all good.
– A true evolutionist would let endangered species die off. Think about it.
– The sign outside the courthouse said no signs allowed. So I took it down.
– Atlas Shrugged is now on the non-fiction aisle at Amazon.
You guys can have Cheney and his liberal friends
BlackConservative (Diary) Friday, November 20th at 1:53AM EST (link)I thought he was cool until he endorsed RINO Kay Bailey over Perry. He’s a neo-con domestic liberal. Cool and all with the slogans, but no fan of the Dark Lord. He makes liberals eyes pop out of their skulls, but unfortunately, he does the same for me.
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven.-Jesus Christ
Given a choice between any Cheney and
mbecker908 (Diary) Friday, November 20th at 8:19AM EST (link)any Republican currently on the ’12 horizon, I’ll take them in alphabetical order.
Although I may need new graphics for my sig line.
mbecker908 (Diary) Friday, November 20th at 8:21AM EST (link)As in “Rudy & Liz”.
I hear you Becks
BlackConservative (Diary) Friday, November 20th at 8:55AM EST (link)Just can’t get with the whole neo-con nation building thing. Not to mention support for KBH took him waaaaaay down in my book. There is no comparison between her and Perry.
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven.-Jesus Christ
Liz isn't supporting KBH.
mbecker908 (Diary) Friday, November 20th at 11:32PM EST (link)And I’d take neo-cons to novices any day of the week.
Cheney (talking about Dick) is actually an accomplished guy who scares the hell out of people who should be scared of us. We’ve actually probably only got one other potential candidate who can say that and that would be Rudy. The rest are a tad thin (or non-existent) in the “accomplishments” category and I doubt any of them would even scare the French let alone the bad guys.
Was referring to Dick's suppport of KBH
BlackConservative (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 1:40AM EST (link)Look, I’m all for making our enemies tremble with fear (the one accomplishment of the Bush adminstration, the most important one, which was protecting the lives of the American people as CIC), but the domestic stuff makes him look a tad…lefty. And I don’t doubt for a minute that any of the potential candidates would fail to pull the trigger on the scum. One of them might even look hot holding aforementioned assault weapon. But neo-conservatism got us into tis mess. Just turn the whole gd thing into a crater if you ask me
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven.-Jesus Christ
I knew that BC.
mbecker908 (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 12:44PM EST (link)And I agree with your last sentence.
With respect to “neo-cons”, I think that the problem was the general neo-con “ideology”, rather it was the the kinder-gentler nature of GWB. My opinion is that if Cheney had been in charge things would look a whole lot different in the ME.
I can hear you on the kinder gentler crapola
BlackConservative (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 1:06PM EST (link)It was the main failure of the Bush administration in the ME. I also consider it one of the main reasons why Sarah! would be good in terms of that. She knows where she stands with the media, and so won’t spend anytime trying to make them like her-she’ll just go right after them (as she has been doing) Rudy style. Like I said she’s a great combo of Fred and Rudy without the snarl and being old (no offense becks
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Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven.-Jesus Christ
We're going to agree to disagree on Sarah.
mbecker908 (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 1:15PM EST (link)She has none of the good qualities of either Fred or Rudy, and has absolutely nothing to point to as a real “accomplishment”.
She’s a good bomb thrower and may be a good fund raiser (remains to be seen). At the first sign of real conflict in AK, she cut and ran. She has no history of standing up to Democrats in a legislature dominated by Republicans, I can’t really see how anybody expects she’s going to stand up to Democrats in DC.
She’d be better than Huckabee, but not much.
Ouch that hurts...becks...barely better than Huckster
BlackConservative (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 1:31PM EST (link)I like that she’s on the right side of the issues, and I like that she’s willing to fight the enemy and call it as she sees it, and on top of them support conservatives rather than the pragmatic bs we heard from McCain and Cornyn and all the rest. Everyone knows shes running in 2012, so as I’ve said why stay on for the lame duck and wasting taxpayer money to campaign, instead of doing it on her own. Sarah! unmuzzled to me is what I like-she seems to be a socially conservative Rudy. Out of a mutual respect and wishing ot not start botting early, I’ll give you the agree to disagree though
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven.-Jesus Christ
She may be on the right side on the issues
mbecker908 (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 2:49PM EST (link)but she’s shown absolutely zero ability to get anything doen. Hell, Huckabee is on the “right side” of the issues.
I’ll take Rudy every day over either of them. He’s got a solid record of governing very conservatively and even though he’s pro-choice, abortions dropped dramatically when he was Mayor of NYC. There is no issue that Sarah is effectively to the right of Rudy and he’s a proven tough guy. She’s a wimp.
This from the guy
Vegas_Rick (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 2:56PM EST (link)who is soooo certain that McCain is a lock for re-election. Not suprisingly, other disagree on that too:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/11/20/2009-11-20_former_gop_presidential_candidate_john_mccain_in_fight_of_career_for_arizona_sen.html
Grain of salt.
“God is great, beer is good and people are crazy.”- Billy Currington
“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge.
So, basically both you and the NY Daily News are ignnorant
mbecker908 (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 3:37PM EST (link)about AZ politics.
1. With reference to my Rudy comments, I understand two things about Rudy. One, I doubt he’ll run given the disaster last time and two, the threat of the VV wing to stay home will likely cost him the primary even though he’s better on abortion – in a real sense – than Huckabee.
2. JD will be like Kennedy when he ran for POTUS. His popularity peaked on the day he announced. You have no idea how really disliked JD is around here, even by conservatives.
3. I’m guessing that Ras talked to current registered Republicans since AZ has a closed primary. Put JD on the ticket and the R registration will skyrocket with independents who will vote agaist him.
4. JD didn’t lose in ’08 because of either Abramoff or immigration. He lost because people are tired of listening to him. He’s a whiner. Plays well on talk radio, not in a campaign.
5. JD can’t raise significant money in AZ. McCain is sitting on about $6MM and can raise twice that if he needs to. He can spend it all in the primary because there won’t be a Democrat running against him in the general who’s known outside his/her personal residence and they won’t be able to raise ANY money to fight McCain because they’ve got real seats to defend.
ignnorant? yeah nt
Vegas_Rick (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 3:43PM EST (link)“God is great, beer is good and people are crazy.”- Billy Currington
“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge.
The whole KBH thing is more gladhanding than anything else
Richard Mullins (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 12:56PM EST (link)and so supporting KBH was just a back handed thing. I’m sure Mr really never understood that cronyism is just one thing that’s done quite well here. Keep in mind that some thing of KBH as the second coming of Ann Richards but really it’s more Ma Fergison than anything else. Besides as long as KBH is for Robin Hood I’m against her being in a statewide office.
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Joe Biden is like a Decrepit Park owner with a Meth lab that happens to not only be a dealer but a user.
Let’s Bankrupt the Democratic paty. Make spend all the money to defend thier candidates.
Yeah I heard that it was about infighting within the Bush and Perry camp
BlackConservative (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 1:10PM EST (link)Supposedly a lot of hard feelings between the two, with W thinking Perry coasted in on his name and never came to his aid and defense, and Perry thinking that W took more credit for Texas success than he should. Both need to stop crying like women, IMHO.
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven.-Jesus Christ
Dick Cheney: He knows how to deal with Harry Reid.
Third Street (Diary) Friday, November 20th at 2:27AM EST (link)“Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery.” –Wilkins Micawber, “David Copperfield”
This is the goodness of puppies and candy and sparkly vampires all rolled into one!
Amy Miller (Diary) Friday, November 20th at 5:46AM EST (link)Teh awesome.
FWIW, I gagged on my gum when I came to “I am what the Mayans predicted.”
“I’m a conservative, I’m a textualist, I’m an originalist, but I’m not a nut.”
~Scalia, J.
Ah yes, sparkly vampires
E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Friday, November 20th at 12:56PM EST (link)I waver between sparkly vampires and the black leather-clad (Kate Beckinsale) kind.
Kill the Terrorists
Protect the Borders
Punch the Hippies h/t IMAO
You can have Beckinsale EPU
BlackConservative (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 1:41AM EST (link)I’ll take True Blood’s Anna Paquin anyday
…but I fear I have threadjacked for hot vampire chicks…somehow I don’t think anyone minds
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven.-Jesus Christ
That's a deal right there
E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Saturday, November 21st at 5:26PM EST (link)Dangerous with multiple weapons, that’s how I like my vampire babes.
Kill the Terrorists
Protect the Borders
Punch the Hippies h/t IMAO