You know what a parasite is, don’t you? In common usage you probably do, but I think a quick lesson in biology is in order, because I use the term in a particular and specific way, and I use it to describe unions in America.
But first, today’s example of why unions are the disease-ridden tapeworms that parasitize and infect America, and why Card Check should never be allowed to see the light of day anytime, anywhere. The New York Post reports today that the International Union of Painters and Allied Trades local organizers set up a 12-foot tall inflatable rat outside St. Monica’s Catholic Church to protest the use of non-union painters.
Jack Kittle, the union’s political director, said the action wasn’t targeting the church, but was focused on the company hired to paint the inside of the sanctuary. But then he launched into a blistering attack on the Archdiocese of New York.
“The archdiocese is not interested in doing things the right way. We tried discussing it with them. They’re digging in their heels and they want to do this wrong,” Kittle said.
“They can’t hide behind the robes they wear and exploit workers. That’s why the rat was there,” he fumed.
On that note, let’s talk about parasites.
This is grossly oversimplified, so work with me and draw the lessons without looking for all the exceptions to the rules, and thinking about sorta-kinda-inbetweeners and all that, kay? A slightly more serious non-technical treatment is here for the curious. The standard arrangement in the non-vegetarian portion of the animal kingdom is that you either eat what you kill (or your group killed) or eat what you scavenge. Somebody dies, somebody else gets a meal out of it. Some animals, though, draw their livelihood from other species in ways that do not kill them.
Symbionts
There are two kinds of these animals: symbionts and parasites. A symbiotic relationship provides benefit to both parties, so that we don’t always consider one a taker and the other a victim. The human body hosts a number of symbiotic bacteria that do wonderful things in helping us digest food (remember, eat yogurt after taking an antibiotic series). Certain birds get their meals by doing toothpick duty for crocodiles. Clownfish live safely among the tentacles of anemones. With their bright colors they lure predators in, which the anemone then kills and eats. Everybody wins. The plant kingdom makes great use of partnerships with animals for pollination.
I like “everybody wins”.
Parasites
Parasites, however, are just users. You know them. Ticks, tapeworms, leeches. They siphon off the work of others and contribute nothing. In a purely biological sense, there’s no morality, and that way of making a living is just as good as any other. After all, a successful parasite does not kill its host. Think about that. If a parasite absorbs so much of its host’s sustenance that the host dies or is severely debilitated, the parasite suffers or dies along with the host. So the mathematical question for a parasite is this: how much can I take from my host without so seriously harming him that he can’t sufficiently provide for me?
Unions
Which brings the conversation back to unions, and to the International Union of Painters and Allied Trades, District Council 9 in New York City. I saw their mouths moving. Something about “safe working conditions”. But what I heard was “hire us, or else.”
Union workers said they are paid $38 an hour. With benefits, the hourly cost of a union painter is $53 — about twice what they say non-union workers earn, mostly without benefits…archdiocese…spokesman Joseph Zwilling said the church has the option to choose between union and non-union workers. Zwilling said the painting inside St. Monica’s is being done on a very limited budget and is being paid for by church fund-raising.
Oppression
In a free market, companies sell products and/or services, usually with competition. Consumers sort out features, prices, and various tangibles and intangibles, and buy from whom they choose to do business. This competition forces providers to bring their A game – to provide the best benefits at a cost that provides them a profit but is priced attractively for the consumer. This encourages efficiency, the hiring and retaining of productive employees at wages that also compete on the open market. [one instantly sees, I hope, why socialism does not work, why government-run programs inherently stink, and why government-run health care is an epic exercise in immorality]
A trade union pulling a stunt like this inflatable rat to punish and/or intimidate a consumer who chose its competitor – that is dirty and low. It is oppression. It is, in point of fact, un-American. Their interest in providing excellence is questionable (to be generous), otherwise one would expect they’d be at the office trying to figure out how to attract more business by improving their own product.
Card Check
So, what does this say about Card Check? This rat stunt is just one thing. The SEIU thugs in St Louis, great big brutes with the letters SEIU proudly emblazoned on their chests, were sent to intimidate. The 20th-century history of America teems with examples of organized crime and electoral fraud associated with unions. And all of the above are woven inextricably into the fabric of the Democrat Party.
Do you know what Card Check is? It’s already legal in states already infested with strong unionism, and Democrats want to make it the law of the land. Short version: currently if some of the employees of a company want to organize into a union, they hold an election with a private ballot, so that employees can vote with nobody knowing who voted which way. If >50% want a union, they can form one.
Card check means this. The organizers create a list, which individual employees sign if they wish to form a union. If >50% of employees sign, a union is formed. Did you notice something? If I do not sign, local union organizers know that I did not sign. They also know where I live. They know where my wife works, and where my kids go to school. You saw the big thugs that beat up the St Louis guy, right? Complete the blanks yourself.
You know.
Card Check is a huge, huge priority for Democrats, so they can turn America into great big unions that extort companies and consumers, collect dues, and beat up people who don’t agree with them politically. It’s really that simple.

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I despise unions and your parasitic take on them is on...
JadedByPolitics (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 4:45PM EST (link)the money. They disgust me because they cannot make it on their own they have to FORCE themselves down people’s throats. If the leadership did not require so much money to peddle Democrat candidates the unions might actually work for their members but they won’t and they don’t nor do they want to!
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Thrhheggeegwc Jjtkylkfofud (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 4:53PM EST (link)Yet, the union leaders can hide behind their brownshirts and physically intimidate dissenters from the groupthink.
Bullying for me, but not for thee.
Looters...
Empiricist (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 4:54PM EST (link)Plain, simple, criminal looters.
Zero = Number of major socialist programs that have actually succeeded as promised…
I am, by no means, pro union, but
Vegas_Rick (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 5:06PM EST (link)I don’t think it’s fair to paint all unions with the same brush. I am a self-employed Technical Training Consultant. I work with several trade unions; Carpenters, Millwrights, Pile Drivers and Floor Layers. And, I have worked with manufacturing and service unions.
I can tell you that the former provide a valuable service to members, employers and customers by way of quality technical, skill, and safety training. You really do want these people building your stuff, as opposed to immigrant labor.
Manufacturing and service unions on the other hand, are parasites. In these industries, the training is specific to the individual business operation, and as such, must be provided by the manufacturer or service business. So, what practical or valuable purpose do the unions serve? None. There’s only so much money and so many benefits that you can squeeze out of an employer for an unskilled, and in many cases, illiterate worker. When they do over-reach as the UAW did with the big three, the whole house of cards comes crumbling down.
Manufacturing, service and government employee unions, should be abolished.
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“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge.
I tend to go out of my way to say "union bosses" and "union thugs".
Swamp_Yankee (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 5:14PM EST (link)True
I tend to go out of my way to say “union bosses” and “union thugs” to seperate teh rank and file. Patriotic union memebers know the difference.
I dont want to alientate people with conservative tendnecies who may vote Republican.
I appreciate that
Lammo (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 5:28PM EST (link)My fellow deputy prosecutors and I had to form a union about 17 years ago because the elected prosecutor never went to bat with the county for us. As prosecutors most of us are pretty conservative and the state and national level AFSCME bosses clearly do not speak for me.
Hope I don’t get too much blowback here, now that I’ve confessed to being both a union member and a lawyer.
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You're certainly not the only lawyer here
Vegas_Rick (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 5:33PM EST (link)And, there’s nothing wrong with most union members. In many cases, it’s the only way to get the job.
“God is great, beer is good and people are crazy.”- Billy Currington
“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” Calvin Coolidge.
LOL, Lammo, when you go we'll bury you in a grave ten feet deep.
nessa (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 7:25PM EST (link)I’ve been told most lawyers are good, way down deep.
As in your instance a union can be a good thing. In the early part of last century the unions were desperately needed, IMHO. I often describe myself as a “Redneck”, the original rednecks were union members who came to Tennessee to help unionize the coal mines. They wore red kerchiefs around their necks. But that was the 1930′s. They’ve been taken over by the mobsters they hired to do their desperately needed job, and by other thugs, the greedy and unscrupulous, enriching themselves on the backs of their members and now the taxpayers.
I’m sure there will come a day when I start busting on lawyers, discussing tort reform will undoubtedly bring it out. Since that doesn’t apply to you, please let it slip off you like water off a ducks back, and accept my apology now for anything deragatory I write in the future.
I may as well admit here, I’m a DOD Contractor, veiwed by 99% of the world as the lowest of the low, while lawyers held a significant percentage among the Founding Fathers, there wasn’t a Defense Contractor allowed entry to the building. LOL
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yoyo (Diary) Friday, August 14th at 9:52AM EST (link)I too, am a DoD Contractor… And I am one of those who is also working under those “Evil” Cost-Reimbursable contracts. Damn us for attempting to keep our overhead down and remain competitive!
We are NOT unionized – nor have plans to be anytime soon. But I will say, if we were to unionize, we would be out of business soooooo fast, it would may your head spin!
Maybe my outlook is different because of my “perspective.” Being this “low” makes one see things differently!
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nessa (Diary) Friday, August 14th at 10:50AM EST (link)nt
“If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams
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There's a difference....
acat (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 5:28PM EST (link)but it’s not immediately obvious.
The guys doing the work, the plumbers, nurses, electricians, rail engineers, etc. are – for the most part- just guys doing their jobs.
And that’s the face of the union that most of the non-union country sees. On purpose.
Let a company owner get sideways with “the union”, though, and it’s a whole different group of guys who come to “talk”.
Mew
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“All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost”. –Tolkein
Perhaps I can agree with your general thrust here, Vegas
E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 5:34PM EST (link)This particular case, however, we have a trade union, one of those supposedly “good unions” acting like the service unions.
My personal experience with the trade unions has been considerably less positive than perhaps yours has been. I experienced nothing much but price fixing, crappy work, and snotty attitudes, as a customer. The only decent work I ever got was off the books.
And in general, I am going to continue to paint with a broad brush. The 90% that give the 10% a bad name, that’s unfortunate, but it ain’t my job to sift through a field full of weeds for the occasional wheat stalk. Unions as a general class are at least as bad as I described. They’re actually a whole bunch worse.
Maybe these “good” unions should bust their butts a little harder to make sure they don’t get roped in with the “bad” ones. These painters did not help their case.
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Indeed
gahazzah (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 6:26PM EST (link)When you fight for and with the enemy you are the enemy.
“Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius” (Kill them all, God will know his own)*
*– [I don't mean it literally, I'm not advocating deaths]
/government
One Slight Problem
gahazzah (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 5:09PM EST (link)There is more than one type of Parasite. True, most do don’t kill the host in order to survive, however American unions would have to be classified as “facultative parasites”.
Facultative parasites are not obligated to be parasites, they do so not out of necessity but out of choice or ease. Since they are not obligated to be parasites and have the capacity to survive outside the host, they have no problem killing said host.
This is the same for Unions. Nobody is obligated to be in a union and union members will vote for things that will kill the host. See the state of American textile and manufacturing industries.
The Union Bosses however, they are simply parasites. They know how to keep a host (the union) alive, which is why you don’t see “The Bus Drivers Union” but instead see “The Bus Drivers, Secretaries, & Sanitation Workers United” type unions. They join forces to stay alive and keep the host alive, oftentimes even after an industry is dead.
/government
Did you want a 5000-word treatise on parasites, then?
E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 5:26PM EST (link)No offense intended here, but the points I was going for were best served by a pretty simplistic treatment (which I acknowledged at the top).
If you want to expand on the discussion, that’s fine. In fact, I’m down with that. But don’t lead off with “one slight problem”.
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A 4,009-worder would have been fine
gahazzah (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 6:03PM EST (link)I didn’t mean to malign the conversation or anything, I actually didn’t think anything of the “one slight problem” line. It was just sort of a place-holder in my mind to fill the comment title.
Sort of like when one is joking with friends and you lead-in with something along the lines of that, not to distract or take-away from the conversation but to add to it.
“One Slight Problem”, to me, implied “Most everything you said was spot on, I just want to add one thing”. I quite liked your point which is why I commented on it, no offense was intended.
/government
OK cool
E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 6:18PM EST (link)I’m saucy today, had the flu all week……extra touchy. Sorry, man.
So anyway, carry on. Facultative parasitism.
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Another "One slight Problem" to your one slight problem.
From ME to You (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 6:21PM EST (link)Unless you live in a “right to work” state and/or your employer does not have a “closed shop” contract you may be forced to join the union if you want a job. So you do have a choice…join the union or find someplace else to work!
Fair Enough
gahazzah (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 6:31PM EST (link)But I’ll contend that you can choose to work in a different field or for a different company. I’ve passed on jobs because they were union and I had no choice but join the union or not take the job.
However, I can only speak to my State. I’m honestly unsure how the union system works in other States.
Good point though.
/government
Does RICO enter into any of these union issues?
penguin2 (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 6:53PM EST (link)I know it may seem far fetched, but consider “a person damaged in his business or property”, “blackmail” “extortion” or even “conspiracy. These come under the Racketeering Statute. Or maybe I just believe somewhere there must be a law against intimidation and bullying?
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E Pluribus Unum (Diary) Thursday, August 13th at 7:22PM EST (link)RICO has been used extensively against organized crime associated with unions. Not enough, but quite a bit.
Remember, Jimmy Hoffa was president of the Teamsters’ Union.
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"Area Standards Campaigns" are a nationwide blight.
giddysinger Monday, August 17th at 11:28PM EST (link)Do you really not know about this union tactic? You don’t know the half of it, then. Let me try to get you caught up.
We all know that AFL-CIO had a major split back in 2005 when several major subsidiary unions broke off in order to be “more aggressive” or something. [Insert your own opinions about the expected efficacy of MORE aggressive union tactics on membership enrollment and overall job security here.] One of the subsidiary unions was The United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners, the parent union behind the protest you sited here.
This national carpenters union has adopted a nation-wide program that they amusingly refer to as “area standards campaigns.” It basically comes down to this: Whenever a union shop loses a bid on a construction project to a non-union shop — or, for that matter, loses an existing contract because a non-union shop underbid them — the local union affiliate organizes a daily protest until the non-union contract is complete on the pretense that the non-union shop pays sub-median wages. These protests are a marvel in and of themselves: They consist of a bunch of homeless people walking around in a picket line, screaming and shouting about “fair wages” for between 1.5 and 4 hours a day in front the site of the construction work. The “protesters” are then paid around $8 an hour for their services. It is truly a site to behold.
Let’s take a quick look at the ways in which this tactic shows moral failure:
1) When the union is not competitive, their response is to whine and complain, not to get MORE competitive.
2) The carpenters themselves can’t be bothered to protest on their own behalf. (I guess it’s beneath them.) They have to pay other people to do it for them.
2a) This cracks me up each time I think of it: “I’m getting paid $8 an hour so someone I’ve never met and never will meet can get paid $50 an hour instead of some other guy I’ve never met and never will meet who’s getting paid $25 an hour.”
3) They’re not protesting the actual non-union construction company, no matter what it says on the taped-on label on their sandwich boards. Oh no. If they cared about actually changing anything at these shops, they would be protesting at the actual company office, not not on a busy downtown street corner where the non-union workers couldn’t possibly hear them inside several floors up.
[PRO TIP: Most work of this type is actually done at night and on weekends so the construction noise will not disturb the rent-paying tenants. The workers are frequently not even in the building while the protest is going on.]
So let’s go back over this. What on earth is the union trying to accomplish here? They are throwing a STAGGERING amount of money into this program, but this tactic simply will not cause a non-union shop to decide to become union. (A non-union worker would reasonably say “The very reason I have a job at all right now is BECAUSE I am not union, and I’m supposed to vote to become union just so my dues can go to pay homeless people and I can lose my job to boot? No thank you.”)
The only reason I’ve been able to come up with is that this is pure and simply a protection racket. Nothing more: “You have a nice building here. Real nice. It would be a real shame if a whole bunch of dirty, smelly homeless people were to show up in front your nice building here and start protesting unfair labor practices, like what happened to the Tompkins building down the street fro the last three months. A real shame.”
For more information on this tactic (as well as just how similar this practice is across the country), you can look at the following links:
Washington, DC:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/23/AR2007072302011_pf.html
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=16233482
Tulsa:
http://www.urbantulsa.com/gyrobase/PrintFriendly?oid=oid%3A24637
Atlanta:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9RgwnceSuE&NR=1
(Phew. This is a rant that’s been brewing for the last six months since we started having “carpenters” “protests” in front of my store almost daily since February.)
You are on the money, giddysinger
constructionandlabor Tuesday, September 1st at 6:36PM EST (link)Do you ever wonder why construction labor unions in disputes involved in picketing a construction site are cast as “area standards” disputes by the union instead of just attacking owners and contractors for using non-union labor/being non-union? Because we all know that is what the heart of the issue is in reality.
The situation described by giddysinger is where rats like the one in this chiurch or homeless guys banging on pans show up and the labor organization involved ostensibly complains about a particular contractor’s presence because it is not paying “prevailing wages and benefits and area standards,” which in the union view, causes destruction of community standards.
This, of course, is the stated reason for the picket, but once you compare the wage and benefit packages of both union and non-union contractors, it is clear that both of the wages are fair, and the real reason for the labor organization’s protest is the fact the cntractor is non-union. Construction unions know they cannot state the real reason, because such picketing would be unlawful secondary boycott activity under Section 8(b)(4) and perhaps 8 (b)(4)(D) (jurisdictional claims) of the National Labor Relations Act.
Non-union contractors are able to offer strong wages and a lower bid becuase they are not constrained by inefficient union work rules that prevent workers from performing multiple tasks across traditional trades (i.e., a painter doing carpentry or a electrician doing sheet metal work – task oriented etc.).
The construction unions do unthinkable things to non-union contractors and their workers (and customers) and now they want to unionize them “easier” via the Employee Free Choice Act?