Comments on: CONTEST : the unofficial Marion Berry Itinerary Contest

By: Michael Dugas

Michael Dugas — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:28:56 +0000

Let’s work out a deal ok. X number of reco’s and 555′s for your….consideration. Whataya say……come on I won’t tell anyone!

I might be able to work out an early showing of that “New” Race Card I was talking about. I have a plan to get it from the Professor… it involves the police, some ladies of ill repute and…. well never mind,
just know for sure he’ll whip it out, the Race Card that is, and I’ll grab it , again the Race Card I’m referring too, and I’ll toss it in on the deal.
Nice collectors item no?

Let me know what ya think.
And keep it on the hush will ya.

By: johnallisoniii

johnallisoniii — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 17:46:45 +0000

all those out-of-state left-wing donors who will fund his campaign against his constituents.

By: wcgreen

wcgreen — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:17:28 +0000

… Marion Berry will meet with the field covering at Walker Pavilion because he can’t tell political AstroTurf from the real thing.

By: DONTREADONME

DONTREADONME — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:10:19 +0000

Marion Barry will be meeting Marion S. Berry to find out how to be a crook, lie, and still get people to vote you into office.

By: $peciallist

$peciallist — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:04:42 +0000

it didn’t take the first time..I’ll try again with a link also

http://home.pacbell.net/special/marionlunch.jpg

By: $peciallist

$peciallist — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:01:26 +0000

LOL

By: LJ "Beaglescout" Miller

LJ "Beaglescout" Miller — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:59:36 +0000

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with the Dominos Pizza Delivery Guy once a day at the door to his Ozarks hide-away.

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with astroturfing Tea Partiers, grass-roots members of unions and ACORN, principled Democrats unicorns, leprechauns, and other mythical creatures.

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Lulu the Dwarf Druid, Kothar the Crusader, and Ginfilding the Half-Elf Illusionist-Cutpurse and attempting to finish the Quest of the Lich King in World of Warcraft.

By: Michael Dugas

Michael Dugas — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:16:32 +0000

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Professor Gates to discuss the layout and design for the new Race Card.
It’s believed that Berry is pushing to have one edge of the
“Card” sharpened for some unknown reason while Gates wants some flexibility built into the “Card” to make it easier to shimmy the lock on his front door.

By: Michael Dugas

Michael Dugas — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:05:27 +0000

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with a “Local” Pharmaceutical Sales Person.

By: Michael Dugas

Michael Dugas — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:57:41 +0000

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with his Parole Officer.

By: restofva

restofva — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:26:50 +0000

During the August recess, Marion Berry will be meeting with Marion Barry.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/05/marion.barry.arrested/

By: E Pluribus Unum

E Pluribus Unum — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:58:53 +0000

1. Ginger from Gilligan’s Island. The original one, not the one who played her in the various reunion movies. And not Tina Louise. Ginger.

2. OJ’s team of detectives who are still working tirelessly to “find the real killer”.
3. Boss Tweed, aka Rahm Emanuel, to discuss that ‘diarrhea of the mouth’ problem Marion has.

By: TallChE

TallChE — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:36:43 +0000

the following groups:

1. AFRAID – All Former RINOs Are Inviting Defeat
2. SLIMEBALL – Some Legislators Increase Medical Expenses By A Lotta Lies

Unfortunately, he should be meeting with (even though he is a):

3. COWARD – Citizens Only Want A Real Debate

By: Finrod

Finrod — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:03:42 +0000

The Bavarian Illuminati
The Gnomes of Zurich
The Bermuda Triangle
The Society of Assassins
The Discordian Society
The Network
The Servants of Cthulhu
The UFOs

By: glorybee

glorybee — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:51:28 +0000

1) Our new Insect Overlords; as he’d like to remind them that as a trusted Congressman, he can be helpful in rounding up birthers, tea-party activists and other right-wing conspirators to toil in their underground sugar caves.

2) City Year (a real division of Americorp, complete with chants, line formations & uniforms) in order to ascertain that the youths are well-versed in how to indoctrinate second graders into the New World Order.

3) The Jonesboro Arkansas 4H as keynote speaker in the seminar; How to Obtain Government Farm Subsidies for Fun & Profit.

By: $peciallist

$peciallist — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:18:54 +0000

By: TNJim

TNJim — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:46:15 +0000

plans on meeting with WAFFLERS ON!
(World Association of Forgetful Farmers Lacking Enlightenment on Receiving Subsidies, Or Not!)

By: pilgrim

pilgrim — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:26:51 +0000

He is going to shout at him… HEY! WHERE’S MY ASTROTURF?

By: DCTrav

DCTrav — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:05:10 +0000

having a summit with intellegence experts on the logistics of setting up a Congressional Protection Program similar to the Witness Protection Program, in which he and his fellow unpopular public servants can be protected when forced to head outside the beltway by taking up an assumed name in an undisclosed location. Funding of course, was hidden in the recent American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, in which Berry and other Democrats that represent conservative districts chose to fund and found this program as even if the truth regarding the program is uncovered, the wrath of their constituents is nothing compared to that of one Nancy Pelosi.

By: wennejunk

wennejunk — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:04:05 +0000

You’re trying to be funny. Right?

Its not working.