Comments on: CONTEST : the unofficial BambiCare “I’ll never get that hour back” contest

By: BooBooKitty

BooBooKitty — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:11:10 +0000

driving miss Nancy.

By: Deskpilot

Deskpilot — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:58:13 +0000

having a mooseburger dinner with Sarah Palin, cooked and served in the PETA cafeteria in Norfolk, VA than watch BambiCare flop around like a salmon in a grizzly’s mouth.

By: TNJim

TNJim — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:00:07 +0000

de-scenting skunks in a limburger cheese factory than watch BambiCare flop around like a salmon in a grizzly’s mouth.

By: TNJim

TNJim — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:43:18 +0000

I long for the day Bawney really does say “Th-th-th-that’s all folks!” and retires.

By: Elizabeth Christian

Elizabeth Christian — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:36:54 +0000

While I am poking both my eyes out with a pencil with one hand, while running my fingernails up and down the chalkboard with my other hand, at the same time listening to MSNBC turned up really really loud then I mute the TV because….

I am suddenly surrounded by the ones who are crazy and dangerous in Congress who each has iPods given to them by Obama (with ALL his speeches)!!! Yes, I would still rather do this than listen to Barry babble on about nothing for an hour but lies about Obamacare!!!

By: Elizabeth Christian

Elizabeth Christian — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:24:05 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7CclVneVpw

By: Elizabeth Christian

Elizabeth Christian — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:22:03 +0000

that you can understand Barney Frank better in the chipmunk voice – I completely agree.

I must confess however that when I got back in my car and cut the radio on and heard Obama and his chipmunk voice and then it went to Barney Frank…. I lie to you not – I thought it was Porky Pig from the cartoons – I was waiting on – Th-Th-That’s all folks!!! Then I realized who it was & yes you can actually understand Barney Frank BETTER in the chipmunk voice. And Obama is a trillion times less annoying in the chipmunk voice (message still is crazy but voice more tolerable that way).

By: TNJim

TNJim — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:12:18 +0000

in the Chipmunk voice. You can even understand him a little better.

By: Elizabeth Christian

Elizabeth Christian — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:03:14 +0000

poking both my eyes out with a pencil with one hand, while running my fingernails up and down the chalkboard with my other hand, at the same time listening to MSNBC turned up really really loud!!!

WOW – really bad stuff but would rather do that than listen to umm well let me blah blah blah as long as I can so I won’t have to take many questions Obama!!! Also, I can listen tomorrow to Rush when he replays it with Obama in chipmunk voice (he is less annoying that way)!

By: E Pluribus Unum

E Pluribus Unum — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:50:24 +0000

or that’s actually *this* morning when I get up.

My official response your note is that “I am not accepting bribes”.

That’s my official statement. And there was no money in that freezer.

By: $peciallist

$peciallist — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:20:51 +0000

I’m crackin up..

By: SoFiMil

SoFiMil — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:36:46 +0000

watching a Ross Perot infomercial AND listening to Al Gore’s PowerPoint presentation.

By: mailloux

mailloux — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:33:36 +0000

riding a bicycle built for two with Nancy Pelosi on our way to sing karaoke with Keith Olbermann at Crazy Jack Murtha’s house, than watch BambiCare flop around like a salmon in a grizzly’s mouth.

By: scottbomb

scottbomb — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:29:58 +0000

Not that I’m expeciting it, of course. But there COULD be a BIG, JUICY STEAK in it for ya!

Huh?! What do you mean that’s unethical?! Look, this IS national politics… right??

[Note to the the unbaptized reader: Yes, this is satire, but it's so very close to the truth when it comes down to Washington politics that my language may be confusing. Ya know, I can't help but wonder sometimes if George Washington is sitting in Heaven wishing the city of had not ben named after him.]

By: Next93

Next93 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:52:19 +0000

I’d rather spend an hour being driven around the back roads of Martha’s Vinyard at night with Ted Kennedy at the wheel than watching BambiCare flop around like a salmon in a grizzly’s mouth.

By: Next93

Next93 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:37:38 +0000

And if so, would it be based on Chinese opera?

By: Achance

Achance — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:32:11 +0000

and its all over. Comrade Obama, on the other hand, goes on and on and on, and I simply cannot stand the sound of his voice after only these few months. Rush has it right to speed up all of Comrade Obama’s soundbites.

By: montanan

montanan — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:31:07 +0000

Going two rounds with Brock Lesner in an octogon covered in broken glass and lemon juice while a drunken Barbra Boxer belts out Stayin’ Alive from a bullhorn stolen from Al Sharpton.

I would rather make an appearance in Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno.

I would rather drive the backroads of Georgia in a pink Geo Tracker covered in gay pride stickers.

I would rather be shot in the face with a bazooka and survive to be a semi-conscious vegetable that relies on the British healthcare system to keep me breathing.

I would rather be sent to prison and forced to room with a guy named “White Power Bill”.

I would rather spend a night in the “Otherworldly Experiences” tent at Burning Man while sober.

I would rather be sitting above a dunking tank full of white hot thermoplastic while any one of my ex-girlfriends pitches.

By: seanneal

seanneal — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:21:47 +0000

By: seanneal

seanneal — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:18:55 +0000