EPU completes successful gravity check — UPDATED


Sun still rises in the east, Obama is still a lying racist Marxist crook, and improperly positioned ladders stil fall

Just a short note to let you guys know: Saturday afternoon, during the 3rd quarter of the OklaState-Texas game, I was painting the interior of my house about 14 feet up, and the feet of the extension ladder slipped out from under me.

I had maybe a second warning, and the ride down was probably another second – during those two seconds I got a pretty good replay of my 45 years on earth, certain that life after would be permanently different from life before.

But as it turns out, probably not. I landed with my right hip on the ladder rail, but made no contact with my head or back. My feet were not caught in the rungs. It could have been much, much worse and I am thankful to the Lord for watching over me. The upshot is, I have a hairline fracture of the sacrum, pulled groin, major bone bruises on pelvis and femur. Momentarily I am barely ambulatory on crutches, and these 48 hours seem to turn up more bumps and bruises. Every sudden motion, as well as sitting or standing, comes with distressingly sharp pangs – even under the wonderful care of Mother Hydrocodone.

The prognosis is fuzzy, nobody really knows how fast I will bounce back, but there is no reason to think my recovery will not be 100%. Broadly speaking I’ll be walking in 2 weeks, speeding in my clutch-driven sports car in maybe 3 weeks, meanwhile milking this for all it’s worth with the ladies at work, church, and everywhere else possible.

As with every adventure, there are funny side notes, and while I’m pretty groggy here, this one stands out at the moment. It goes without saying that upon impact I used every foul word I know in both English and Spanish, and for a few minutes I thought I had broken my hip or pelvis. But by the time the ambulance people took my BP and heart rate, it was 116/60, with a HR of 68. They seemed somewhat taken aback from that, and this was BEFORE the oxycotin.

So, what can I say. Cool under pressure, but then we knew that.

Anyway, your prayers are coveted. For you atheists, I’m happy with well wishes (but you guys are REALLY missing the part of Christianity that is most rewarding). I may not answer alot of notes – I’m pretty busted up and decently drugged, and sitting at the computer is tough.

UPDATE : 11/10, 16 days after the ladder fall: I am still recovering, but it has gone much faster than predicted: I was walking in 10 (not 14) days, driving my manual-shift car in 7 (not 21) days. I walk with a limp that is diminishing day by day. Last might I actually sort-of danced – at a birthday party.

I appreciate the thoughts and prayers from all of you!


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Glad you're OK, EPU

Bill S (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 11:17AM EST (link)

Prayers are in force. :-)

“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.” – David St. Hubbins

 

Dude...Been there more than once....glad your OK

speciallist (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 11:24AM EST (link)

I am a class B General Contractor…roughly 1/4 of the test to get your Contractors lic. is Ladder and scoffolding safety!

Now that you have some reading time….want me to send you a Copy?

Falloffski....rule number 1 on falling off ladders..

speciallist (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 11:27AM EST (link)

EPU is lucky….DON’T get your legs caught up in the rungs….JUMP…whatever…DON’T let your legs get caught…ouch

I will be sending some prayer your way.

Aaron Weatherford (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 11:28AM EST (link)

As I have said before the best part of prayer is in the knowledge that you are offending a liberal.

“My friends, it is coming to my attention that a great number of you are fearful of an Obama win. I must stress that you have nothing to fear from Obama winning the election as I have the greatest confidence he would be a most benevolent dictator.” – Hopefully John McCain

Damn EPU !!! Prayers going out to you &

PaRep (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 11:28AM EST (link)

it looks like you had a Guardian Angel already

 
 
 
 

My only question EPU is whether you have a solid supply of beer, or someone to go get it for you....;^)...n/t

Attack Mode (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 11:30AM EST (link)

n/t

“Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper” Peter Griffin…Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!

Steel-Belted Radial Right Winger

“I’ll create 5 million jobs from out of unicorn farts and pixie dust” Justatron paraphrasing Obamessiah…yes I love it that much.

 

Oof. And that was you being *lucky*.

Moe Lane (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 11:31AM EST (link)

Prayers and good wishes for a speedy recovery, man.

 

Sorry to hear about that, EPU

Reaper0Bot0 (formerly Han_Pritcher) (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 11:37AM EST (link)

Good luck and godspeed in your recovery.

 

Sorry to hear of your fall

ZootSuit (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 12:20PM EST (link)

Best wishes and hope you are back on your feet, and in your sports car, soon.

***** Unrepentant African-American nationalist, Unapologetic African-American conservative!

 

I'm so glad that you're OK EPU.....

Susannah (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 8:05PM EST (link)

I hope that you get better soon. I will be praying for you.

Oh, and be sure to take hydrocodone (Vicodin) with food, because it can make you hurl on an empty stomach. :-)

 

God be with you, EPU!

Laura (Diary) Monday, October 27th at 11:29PM EST (link)

Gravity works. OK. I won’t test it today, then.

You know “E Pluribus Unum” applies as well to the human musculoskeletal system as to the federal government. Truly “out of many, one.” Try to keep it that way without breaking the many into more! =0)

God speed your recovery!