This violent hopeychangey snarkified proposal brought to you by two large glasses of Johnnie Walker Green Label (15-year-old) and halfway decent spell check software.

1. Democrats, appeasers and other assorted and sundry Obama followers get the northern half of California, all of Oregon and all of Washington State. They can also have The Northeast corner, from New York to Maine. Those State’s economies and governing bodies as is, combined to make “The Official ObamaNation”…. You all “know” you have the only workable ideas, so go for it. You’ll be up North, so no worries about global warming anymore. One thing though, you can’t have Illinois or Michigan. Sorry ’bout that. We need to fix those two places fast for lots of great beef and S.U.V. production.

2. Americans get the rest of the place and the financial center moves to somewhere safe–in the middle of what will be called The United States Of America, under the Declaration Of Independence, Constitution and Bill Of Rights.

3. United States land borders will be sealed and manned with twin .50′s, a 480 volt, 100 amp, three layer electric fence on either side of a 100 ft. deep x 100 ft. high re-bar poured concrete wall and surveillance equipment covering every single square foot to a 1 mile radius on either side. Ocean/water borders to be patrolled by high-speed armored boats armed with twin .50′s, torpedoes and other armaments, along with the amazing F-22 Raptors and DarkStar aircraft overhead as CAP everywhere. Border personnel will be locked and loaded at all times. The official recommendation for border personnel is to have lots of energy drinks on hand, because it’s open season 24/7/365, free ammo and no bag limit.

4. U.N. – Goodbye. Don’t let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you. If you need us, ask nicely and we’ll help with all natural disasters. We’ll definitely be coming to you with material that you actually need, but no cash at all and we’ll also be quite heavily armed, so don’t play games.

5. Hey Islam. C’mon down, we’re waiting. Let’s see whatcha got. One thing by the way, we don’t negotiate with lunatics. We either ignore ‘em or eliminate ‘em. Want to take your chances ?

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I need to have a sit-down with myself for all that – maybe 40 lashes with a wet noodle too. But wow, did that feel good to blow off some steam.

Cheers !

First of all, proof read your diary. You could at least spell “Republican” right.

Second of all,

1. Fair Tax… No. Never happen. You’ll never get the 16th repealed and you’ll not get a FT through Congress that they can’t tinker with just as much as our current tax system. You want this turkey, publish a diary explaining just how you get it passed – and 16 MUST be repealed BEFORE it goes into effect.

2. Federal Budget Surplus in three years… How. What gets cut, specifics please.

3. Get rid of welfare. Sure. In this Congress? Heh.

4. Increase defense spending. OK. Run that one by Barney Frank.

5. Huh?

6. Healthcare cost containment. Got any particulars on this one?

7. Social Security. Heh. Run that one by GWB.

8. Supply side economics. Sure. And we should be for motherhood (married of course) and apple pie.

9. No fairness doctrine. OK, I’m good with that.

10. Comprehensive energy policy, blah blah blah. Specifics please.

Dude, you’re on drugs. I agree that a new CWA would be a good thing, but not this mess. Too complicated, no specifics and completely not sellable to even Republicans let alone the general population.

“First of all, proof read your diary. You could at least spell “Republican” right.”

Who cares how it is spelled… in today’s society… Republicans ain’t got the power of a popcorn fa*t. And wouldn’t use it if they had it. Geldings all.

“Second of all,”

“1. Fair Tax… No. Never happen. You’ll never get the 16th repealed and you’ll not get a FT through Congress that they can’t tinker with just as much as our current tax system. You want this turkey, publish a diary explaining just how you get it passed – and 16 MUST be repealed BEFORE it goes into effect.”

OK… pass the unfair tax… the less you make… the more you pay. You’d see alot more ingates get off their glutes… and try to avoid taxation. If you don’t produce enough to pay taxes… you work on the road projects.

“2. Federal Budget Surplus in three years… How. What gets cut, specifics please.”

A moratorium on government… just cut the heck out of government… completely… for three or four years. Them genius’s bein’ gone… small business would come back and flourish. Tell ‘em… “don’t just do somethin’… stand there.”

“3. Get rid of welfare. Sure. In this Congress? Heh.”

No…. put able-welfare recipienents on infrastruture projects. They pour concrete durin’ July… they’d come the heck off welfare on their own…. in a hurry.

“4. Increase defense spending. OK. Run that one by Barney Frank.”

Include an incentive for ol’ Barney… give him a big budget for growin’ gays in China. Maybe promise him another “unknown” ring in several Chinese cities.

“5. Huh?”

What?

“6. Healthcare cost containment. Got any particulars on this one?”

Yep…. everbody that is not presently able to get free healthcare… and whose employer is now forced to pay…. gets a paycut equal to their new healthcare cost. See how that goes past the toncils.

“7. Social Security. Heh. Run that one by GWB.”

Dead end.

“8. Supply side economics. Sure. And we should be for motherhood (married of course) and apple pie.”

Good supply is good… no supply is bad. Gasoline reminder.

“9. No fairness doctrine. OK, I’m good with that.”

I’m against this misnomer… as well.

“10. Comprehensive energy policy, blah blah blah. Specifics please.”

OK… man-made global warming is a crock. Let gov’ment pick your ride. You have to ride with the nearest five of your neighbors. Pass that law… see how the public changes attitudes.

“Dude, you’re on drugs. I agree that a new CWA would be a good thing, but not this mess. Too complicated, no specifics and completely not sellable to even Republicans let alone the general population.”

Never taken… or smoked a banned drug in my life… however… I have imbibed some harmful chemicals… TN sippin’ whiskey… just a minute or two ago.

Ned Reck

Nuclear: Fund more research into ‘fast reactors’ ,which consume certain waste isotopes and plutonium. Start reprocessing spent fuel to decrease the amount of waste sent to Yucca Mountain. Fusion energy research?

Geothermal, wind, hydroelectric: If it’s nearby and there’s a market for it, use it. None of this building a gigantic electric grid crap.

Solar: Use on a individual house basis.

Coal: exploit deposits for power plants and conversion to oil.
Ditto for nat. gas.

Oil: Drill, drill, drill while conducting research to create it by alternative means (i.e. biological sources such as sewage) and/or use less of in ordinary vehicles in the long-term (i.e. cars, small trucks, etc.) and remaining eco-friendly.

Any additions?

It means we’re confiscating too much money from people.