The Moderate Myth


Originally posted at The Minority Report

We have been told that there are three major food groups in the political spectrum in this country; the liberal left, the conservative right and the largest group, the moderate middle. Repeatedly, in recent months we have been told that a failure to reach out to those moderates will leave the Republican Party and/or Conservatives a permanent minority. This is the rationale given for the Democrat-lite, watered down message the RNC and such stellar organizations as the RMSP have offered the American public in recent years.

Well, the results of those messages of moderation are hard to dispute. The results have been catastrophic – and still we are told, we must moderate even more. Moderates don’t win elections. Moderates merely win the approval of other moderates – and sometimes not even that. Moderate’s moderate John McCain could not even win the approval of uber-moderate Colin Powell as proof of that failure.

The three part premise is itself incorrect. There are not three camps in this country, but four. There are the committed leftists, which entirely encapsulates the Democratic Party. There are the committed Conservatives, who find themselves mostly identified with the Republican Party – even though that party does not wish to identify with them.

There are the moderates – centrists who are willing to weigh each decision around the proposal, “Why can’t we all just get along?”

But there is a fourth group, and that is the largest and most important group of all. That group is the Uninvolved. It is not the liberals or the conservatives who decide elections, and certainly not the moderates. It is the uninvolved who decide the outcome.

These are the American citizens who can tell you in great detail who was voted off the Survivor series this week, and why; and yet could not name today the congressman they voted for last November. The uninvolved knows pop culture, the latest rising star in Hollywood, who is sleeping with whom, and who is, according to the tabloids, seeking divorce. The uninvolved has made TMZ more popular than organized religion.

The uninvolved, as demonstrated by recent figures, no longer read newspapers or watch network news. What current events and political opinion they manage to assimilate comes mostly from popular culture, television sitcoms or Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart. They know that Dick Cheney was evil from bits and digs they heard on The View. In short, the uninvolved are ignorant, and perfectly happy to stay that way.

It is the uninvolved voter – because ignorance does not prevent them from going to the polls on Election Day and voting – that the right must court – not the moderate. The key to winning elections is to reach the uninvolved voter – to give the uninvolved voter a reason to vote for a conservative – rather than to try to court the flotsam and jetsam of moderation.

Last fall I had a co-worker tell me, “All that I know is that my 401k made money when Clinton was in office and lost money under Bush.” Little did he know the great profundity he uttered with that statement. Without realizing it, he was stating a great truth – a truth that runs throughout our society today.

That was, in fact, all that he knew!

Like most uninvolved Americans, he knew nothing about the Community Reinvestment Act, or congressional pressure on banks to make risky loans. He was completely unaware of massive campaign contributions to congressmen from those same financial institutions who were looting the system of hundreds of millions of dollars – while driving those same institutions into financial ruin.

Oh, to be sure, he was outraged when the Bush Administration gave billions to those financial institutions and then the executives took huge bonuses. That was news he could not possibly miss – and knowing the root causes was unnecessary.

Like most uninvolved Americans he was outraged last summer when gasoline prices reached $5/gallon, without any understanding or interest in what governmental and environmental policies caused it to happen. Like most uninvolved Americans he railed against the oil companies for “Windfall profits,” without any understanding of supply and demand as a factor.

Like most uninvolved Americans he knows nothing about economics. He is angry at seeing jobs lost overseas, but doesn’t understand why wages can’t continue to go up, even in a down economy. He doesn’t understand why the cost of education continues to go up, and the quality of education continues to go down – but he supports the NEA and its efforts to squash school of choice and voucher programs – because he does not want to see public money go to private schools. His parents had to make a sacrifice to send him to private school and he feels that others should have to do the same.

And finally, it is the uninvolved citizen who now finds himself upside down in his mortgage, surrounded by other homes that have either been abandoned to the bank or have been up for sale for months.

It is the uninvolved citizen who now sees auto companies filing for bankruptcy, and probably sees for the first time in his life, the very real prospect that he might soon be out of a job – with no prospect on the horizon of a recovery. It is the uninvolved citizen who looks at massive government spending giving away billions to banks that will not extend him credit to buy a car that he is no longer sure he can afford.

And it is the uninvolved citizen who, despite the best effort of the Oldstream Media, heard about a Tea Party in his area from a co-worker, and is beginning to question – again for the first time – the direction that this country is headed.

These are the people that we need to reach – that we need to recruit – in order to take back this country from the Social-Democrats who are currently running it. As Bill Ayers once famously said, “La educacion es revolucion!

It is time to educate the uninvolved and turn them into Conservatives.

Reprinted from The Minority Report


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One fruitful niche of the uninvolved

redneck_hippie (Diary) Sunday, May 10th at 2:20PM EST (link)

are those first time voters who may be completely unaware of Obama’s infanticide record in the Illinois Senate. I talked to a young Hispanic girl who is now outraged at The One over this after viewing Jill Stanek’s video. All I said to the girl was you should google Obama Infanticide and Jill took care of the rest.

Great read, David!

The mythology of moderates is hand-and-glove with the Socialists’ “Rs are extreme” propaganda. Every time we can demonstrate how extreme the Ds are, we will put another notch in our Conservative belts.

Conservatives will reap from the Democrat calamity on fronts of prosperity, security and individual freedom.


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The Clueless Masses

Swamp_Yankee (Diary) Sunday, May 10th at 2:49PM EST (link)

Most people are nonideological and apolitical; uninvolved as you state. There is only a tiny sliver of moderates who care enough to try to wield influence over the GOP and the political process.

Some politicos surround themselves with like minded people and assume all people care about politics. Most people don’t. Most people don’t care and don’t know and what they do know is largely framed by Hollywood, academia and the media. Therein lies our problem.

Sure, in the long course of the culture war we need to better engage and educate these people, but it’s not something that can be cured in eighteen months.

If you poll them, they will say they like lower taxes, more freedom, strong national security and responsible government. They will also say that we need to protect the environment, help the poor, celebrate diversity and protect social security. It’s all how these issues are framed. We can’t assume that they are all conservatives at heart just waiting for their fearless leader.

But there is no mythical army of determined moderates. There are determined liberals, who surreptitiously use their cultural sway to influence the clueless masses and there are determined conservatives who are busy fighting each other, while waiting for the next great communicator to save them.

Amen!

David Hinz (Diary) Sunday, May 10th at 2:57PM EST (link)

and while we wait, if each and every one of us would go out and little, by little, educate those uninvolved, apolitical masses, we would have an army built up by the time he/she arrives.

Invite two apolitical people to the next Tea Party — hell, just TELL two uninvolved people about the Tea Parties. It amazes me still the number of people that have NO IDEA anything out of the ordinary happened on April 15th.

The July 4th Tea Parties will be massive… let’s all do our parts.

"the number...that have NO IDEA..."

redneck_hippie (Diary) Sunday, May 10th at 3:18PM EST (link)

This signal of how uninformed the people are could be an advantage in that some, especially the young, will contrast the lack of knowledge they had about this event, to the expanding impact of the tea party movement and be affected in a positive way. The young like to be in the vanguard and the attraction of a grassroots movement is bound to dawn on them. Post July 4th, the late adopters will chime in, too.


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BINGO!!!!

BD57 (Diary) Sunday, May 10th at 7:56PM EST (link)

The Meghan McCains of the world want us to try to win over the uninvolved by humoring their ignorance – don’t contradict them, don’t try to educate them, for God’s sake (sorry – McCain doesn’t want Him mentioned anymore) don’t tell them why you’re right and “they” (Democrats) are wrong …. if Mr. Ignorant thinks Bill Clinton made his 401K grow or W made it shrink (or that social conservatives want to create a theocracy because Jon Stewart says so), then that has to be accepted as “Truth”.

Horse Hockey – if Republicans are unwilling to have an argument, they’re unworthy of governing.

 

Recommended.

Steph C (Diary) Sunday, May 10th at 8:38PM EST (link)

But, I think there’s a fifth group who want to be involved but don’t have the right credentials to be given a fair hearing because they don’t have the requisite educational level, socioeconomic level, or deemed unimportant by some other defining factor.

Instead of being listened to, they get talked down to. After a time of continual rebuff, they begin to wonder what’s the point of beating their heads against granite walls since all they get from it is a concussion, then apathy sets in, and nothing changes.

“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
Hillbilly Politics

Re your fifth group, could

redneck_hippie (Diary) Sunday, May 10th at 8:52PM EST (link)

be that the uninvolved is not a static group. I was uninvolved before I was involved. Some want the ability to be a factor politically but go about it in the wrong way or as you say lack requisite skills and/or knowledge.

We have the opportunity and the duty to reach these people in any way possible. Defining ourselves and what we stand for is part of the process. We must also fight for the hearts and minds of those who would otherwise remain within the maw of popular culture and, to be redundant, ignorance.


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Sorry but you misunderstood my comment.

Steph C (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 1:43AM EST (link)

At the same time you sort of highlighted the problem I was talking about with what you said.

There’s an assumption here that people are unaware unless they are wanting the ability to be a factor politically. Some people don’t want to be a factor in that manner but nobody is listening to what they do want and the pols make the assumption that their minds “remain within the maw of popular culture, and, to be redundant, ignorance.”

The are levels of involvement that often get overlooked in the campaigning and partisan rhetoric. Involvement could mean as little as talking to coworkers if one is convinced that a particular politician is being straightforward, not because they’re activists but because they care about their country. About whom do they talk when the pols all sound and act the same? They don’t care about R or D. They simply want a better choice than what they’re getting and nobody is listening.

“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
Hillbilly Politics

So what do they want?

scottbomb (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 10:06AM EST (link)

It seems to me that between the two parties, there’s something for everyone. Neither is perfect, but if you lean left, vote D. If you lean right, vote R. Sure, they may disagree with some parts of a party’s platform but you can’t have your cake and eat it too. If they’re unwilling to compromise and vote for whoever they think best represents their interests, then “let them eat cake!”

www.HowObamaGotElected.com

“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” – Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

 

We're probably talking in circles.

redneck_hippie (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 4:22PM EST (link)

My point was simply that I wouldn’t put those uninvolved because unskilled in a separate group from uninvolved because uninterested and uninformed. IOW, the cause of their uninvolvement doesn’t matter to me, I’ll approach them in the same way. I was speaking in practical terms, not philosopical or categorical terms.

So if someone comes within my radar screen who is screaming “I am completely uninformed about X”, I can toss them some bait and see what happens. Sorry for the mixed metaphors.


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You're probably right redneck.

Steph C (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 8:54PM EST (link)

scottbomb, people want to be left alone. They’re tired of government interference in everything. It doesn’t matter, R or D, they interfered with. Pick any issue and you’ll get an earful about what’s wrong; any issue from the economy to national security.

They’re sick of being lied to and they’re sick of being told they’re too dumb to know what’s best so somebody else should decide for them.

And what do they get for a response when they say so? Listening (pandering/lying tours if anybody bothers to show up) tours or Obama in his infinite campaign of lies.

“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
Hillbilly Politics

Yes, but what if they ARE too dumb to know what's best

Achance (Diary) Tuesday, May 12th at 6:10AM EST (link)

or even to know what’s going on? I’m afraid that “Jay-walking” is more typical than not. Since the ’60s the Ed Schools and the government schools have brought the res publica to a medieval level of ignorance and superstition; you really can’t have a functioning republican democracy with an ignorant and superstitious populus.

In Vino Veritas

I believe David covered those groups.

Steph C (Diary) Tuesday, May 12th at 7:51AM EST (link)

He describeded four groups but I think there might be a fifth group. When people like you, me, and most Redstaters are so not only involved but well informed we tend to think of the uninvolved as being uninformed as well but it doesn’t necessarily follow.

I have friends who read my blog, Redstate, and quite a few others but they’ll never comment, never put in the first idea of their own, but I get an earful on the phone sometimes.

If everybody has one or two friends like that, it could be a sizable group of the informed but uninvolved.

“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
Hillbilly Politics

I'm not talking about simply uninvolved,

Achance (Diary) Tuesday, May 12th at 11:00AM EST (link)

many are involved or think they are but they’re simply too stupid (or so ignorant they might as well be stupid) to understand complex issues or reach logical conclusions.

I’d really like to see the test we give to become citizens given to everyone who registers to vote, if they don’t pass, the can’t vote – and no essay questions for subjective grading.

In Vino Veritas

LOL

Steph C (Diary) Tuesday, May 12th at 1:33PM EST (link)

I could sign on to that requirement.

“[I]f the public are bound to yield obedience to laws to which they cannot give their approbation, they are slaves to those who make such laws and enforce them.” –Candidus in the Boston Gazette, 1772
Hillbilly Politics

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lowest common denominator is another way

avgamerican (Diary) Sunday, May 10th at 10:36PM EST (link)

to describe this voter. The biased media love these people. A dummied down USA. Product of over indulgence coupled with zero responsibilty.

 

Basing long or mid-term political stratagem on current political orientation is a losing strategy

aesthete (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 1:07AM EST (link)

I don’t understand how the ridiculously simplistic myth that various moderates and leftists put forward as truth have survived for so long. Critical examination reveals many details avoided by proponents of this theory, such as the rising and lowering importance of various issues, political trends, the differing merits of voters in terms of time, money, and effort (partisans are much more generous with all of these than moderates), and those who are unaffiliated, but have concrete political views (e.g., religious social democrats and libertarians), and yes, the uninvolved, to name a few.

Long-term, it is a much better strategy to educate about the positives of one’s message and drying up sources of funding for political opponents. These are either ignored, or seen as “old politics”, by proponents of the “Moderate Myth”, and yet it is still followed blindly. Is it any wonder that libertarian-conservatism has been losing ground for so long, when one of the parties has already conceded the war, if not necessarily individual battles, to the enemy?

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice – G.K. Chesterton

You know, if the base of your base strategy is on and with Conservatism, you have a long term strategy and a short term strategy.

gekster (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 1:17AM EST (link)

Hell, you have a WINNING stratagy.
When hasn’t it worked

They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.

We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway

Ok folks, 2012 is here. Get involved

To be perfectly fair

aesthete (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 2:33AM EST (link)

It doesn’t always work short-term (see: Goldwater). However, few take note that 1) Goldwater wasn’t beat by a “moderate”, but by a rabid socialist who ran specifically on a platform of more social services. 2) Goldwater’s organization later grew to define the new “right-of-center”, and served to elect Reagan, validating the idea that short term losses may sometimes be necessary for long-term victory. Successful “moderates” have rarely been capable of winning by running as such.

Clinton, the model held up by those supporting the strategy of “moderatism”, won by running to the RIGHT of Dole (if you exclude Kemp’s admirable efforts) on the economy. Bush, another potential example, ran based on his father’s name, and ran far to the right on social issues. In other words, these candidates had clearly defined positions on the important issues of the day. Progressive yammering aside, FDR wasn’t some demi-god to depression-era Americans; to the contrary, his support waned dramatically after it was clear that his cockamamie Keynesian schemes didn’t work. The reason that he lost was because the Republican party, and its Presidential nominees, were defined by their opposition to the New Deal, and not by an alternative to it. It wasn’t that Republicans didn’t want government involvement, it was that they were vague on the defining issue of the day, and there was no clear answer on what their response to the Depression was.

To put it simply, moderates can win. However, they win not by “going to the center”, but in spite of this attitude, and are either elected because of political headwinds (GHWB) or because they take a clear, principled stance on the important issue of the day. The only way to ensure such a candidate, or a better conservative candidate, is to have a party which supports strong principles.

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice – G.K. Chesterton

It may not allways work, but it is a base strategy that does work.

gekster (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 2:40AM EST (link)

They say Republicans are for the rich, Democrats are for the poor.
If they need more voters,
then they have to make more of who they are for.

We are there in the various Tea Party groups, leaderless, but not rudderless.
We steer always toward the Constitutional principles this nation was founded upon.
Erick Brockway

Ok folks, 2012 is here. Get involved

It has more benefits than costs relative to the other strategies I've seen

aesthete (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 5:07AM EST (link)

n/t

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice – G.K. Chesterton

 
 

Don't forget that both of those presidents

David Hinz (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 4:34AM EST (link)

ran their campaigns on a lie. President Johnson successfully painted Barry Goldwater as a warmonger, while he, Johnson was going to end the Vietnam war. He then, immediately did exactly what Barry Goldwater said was going to need to happen — the bombing of North Vietnam — and the escalation of the war.

President Clinton won as a fiscal conservative promising tax cuts for the middle class — then weeks into his administration took the tax cuts off the table and attempted the most radical change (at that time) in health care…

Had the 1994 revolution not taken place we’d be a lot more Socialist already…

Pretty much :)

aesthete (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 5:07AM EST (link)

LBJ, Clinton, and many other progressives were liars extraordinaire. I didn’t want to address that in my comment, though, as it would have made a long comment even longer :)

However, you are right: they both lied their way into the White House, but my main point is that, contrary to popular belief, neither of them won by being moderates, or more moderate than their opponent, even in public perception. Clinton was perceived as having a more rightist economic policy than his opponents (the big issue for both of his presidential runs), and LBJ was generally perceived as a nanny-stater. None of these won by being moderate, or by looking like they could cooperate with the other party. In point of fact, none of the presidents elected in the 20-21 century were elected for having a “bipartisan” outlook, or anything like that. This is partly why it’s so absurd for moderates to make the claim that moderate candidates are best suited to win office. Moderate candidates never get dedicated and excited supporters, and as such, the costs outweigh the benefits of a few moderate votes.

However, I do agree with what you say WRT Goldwater and the rest, and thanks for pointing that out :)

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice – G.K. Chesterton

more to the point

kyle8 (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 7:18AM EST (link)

There are no moderate voters. There are voters who are extremists for one or more issues.

In the real world all a moderate is is someone who has one or more issues they like that are left wing and one or more that are right wing,

therefore they are conflicted. (I am not talking about people who are uninterested in politics and rarely vote)

So the independents in the country might be motivated by an issue like terrorism for one election cycle, the next cycle it might be the economy.

It is my firm belief that these voters were turned off of the Republican party by the following. 1) Length and screw ups in the Iraq war 2) Bush’s inarticulateness and unwillingness to communicate 3) sleaze and lack of fiscal conservatism by congressional Republicans.

It will take a lot of sticking to principles to erase the bad feelings for Republicans.

“Nothing works like freedom, Nothing succeeds like liberty”
Kyle

 
 

They told me if I voted for Goldwater, we'd have war,

Achance (Diary) Tuesday, May 12th at 6:14AM EST (link)

and they were right! Actually, I was too young to vote for AuH2O but it was the first election that I was old enough to have a concrete idea of what was going on. Remember the spin on “In your heart you know he’s right?” Yeah, “In your guts you know he’s nuts.” And then there was that daisy commercial.

In Vino Veritas

 
 
 
 
 

Don't forget the Libertarian factor.

Lisa Graas (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 10:03AM EST (link)

You are absolutely right. I have noticed some Ning groups out there which have experienced an influx of previously uninformed people who are angry about the bailouts. And GOP Senators who voted for bailouts want us to move left???? Hello? They know their butts are in big trouble with their bailout votes and their only option is to talk about SOMETHING ELSE — so what are they all doing? They are saying we should “move away from social issues” — code for saying we should take a liberal POSITION on social issues because no one is idiotic enough to think we can actually go through a campaign without taking a position on social issues. They are trying to appeal to libertarians who are opposed to the spending but are also opposed to restrictions on social issues. They’re appealing to the only thread they have left to hold onto politically — libertarian disdain for social issues. It’s obvious! But they’ll find out that this isn’t going to work. In case you haven’t noticed, Libertarians are not generally stupid people.

(For the record, I am not a Libertarian; neither do I play one on tv, but I think I am clear on what they profess to believe.)

Yes, there are uneducated voters out there and we need to use this time to make our case to them……….and let the Libertarians decide whether or not they want to “move away from social issues” for the sake of cutting this government down to size. Let that be their choice, not the choice of the GOP elitists who are desperately trying to hold onto power.

I guess I am missing the logic

jackbenimble (Diary) Tuesday, May 12th at 12:57PM EST (link)

And GOP Senators who voted for bailouts …….They are trying to appeal to libertarians who are opposed to the spending but are also opposed to restrictions on social issues.

I guess I am missing the logic of this strategy. Aren’t libertarians going to be just as angry at these Senators as us fiscally conservative Republicans? From a libertarians perspective, about the only thing good about Republicans is that they are occassionally fiscally conservative and those particular Senators failed even on that score.

As far as I can tell there is maybe only ONE fiscally conservative socially liberal politician in the entire Federal Government and that is Jeff Flake. Every other “moderate” or RINO Republican is socially liberal AND fiscally liberal. In fact, moderate and liberal are pretty much synonyms.

“I repudiate the idea of voting for a Democrat

 
 

One thing that does not change

alabamared (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 11:21AM EST (link)

is what IS right and wrong. Not just our perceptions of it. People talk about “wedge issues” like abortion and gay rights like it is just a matter of what the polling of the week shows about it.

We cannot be the party of the polls of the week. We need to stick with the RIGHT positions, because that is the one constant. If we chase last weeks polls, then we are last nights party.

If we stick where we know that we are right, then we just wait for the people to come to us. It will not hurt, of course, as the OP points out, to help the process along by educating people.

And here’s the best part. We don’t need to convince anyone of anything. WE ARE RIGHT. All we need to do is give them the tools to understand the way things are, and they will come to us. No convincing necessary.

(And, yes, I know it isn’t quite as easy as all that. But, darn it, it should be.)

 

Great blog Dave...

AceInTX (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 12:37PM EST (link)

I’d add a fifth group, that be Radical Moderates. The would be the RMSPers.

They are the ones that are not content to hold different opinions than the rest of the party but insist on challenging the base of our party at every turn. Disagreement and debate won’t work for them. They spend every waking moment plotting ways to undermine Conservatives and the party. Antagonism is the order of the day. They suck up to Liberals in the Democrat Party while they use the most vile and dispensable dames and epithets the Dems use to describe conservatives!

Members of this gtoup would include Chaffee, Specter, (both gone thank GOD), Snowe, Collins, Christie Todd Whitman, William Weld, Pete Wilson and others of the same ilk.

The “Big Tent” analogy isn’t the correct one…the correct one is a MAGNET…we need to be a MAGNET that draws these independents in who are sick and tired of what’s going on in WashingtonFred Thompson

Correction

AceInTX (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 12:39PM EST (link)

Despicable Names

The “Big Tent” analogy isn’t the correct one…the correct one is a MAGNET…we need to be a MAGNET that draws these independents in who are sick and tired of what’s going on in WashingtonFred Thompson

from "How to succeed in business without really trying"

David Hinz (Diary) Tuesday, May 12th at 7:30PM EST (link)

The Company Way:

Twimble: When I joined this firm
As a brash young man,
Well, I said to myself,
“Now, brash young man,
Don’t get any ideas.”
Well, I stuck to that,
And I haven’t had one in years.
Finch: You play it safe.
Twimble: I play it the company way;
Wherever the company puts me
There I stay.
Finch: But what is your point of view?
Twimble: I have no point of view.
Finch: Supposing the company thinks . . .
Twimble: I think so too.
Finch: Now, what would you say . . .?
Twimble: I wouldn’t say.
Finch: Your face is a company face.
Twimble: It smiles at executives
Then goes back in place.
Finch: The company furniture?
Twimble: Oh, it suits me fine.
Finch: The company letterhead?
Twimble: A valentine.
Finch: Anything you’re against?
Twimble: Unemployment.
Finch: When they want brilliant thinking
From employees
Twimble: That is no concern of mine.
Finch: Suppose a man of genius
Makes suggestions?
Twimble: Watch that genius get suggested to resign.
Finch: So you play it the company way?
Twimble: All company policy is by me OK.
Finch: You’ll never rise up to the top.
Twimble: But there’s one thing clear:
Whoever the company fires,
I will still be here.
Finch: Oh, you certainly found a home!
Twimble: It’s cozy.
Finch: Your brain is a company brain.
Twimble: The company washed it,
Now I can’t complain.
Finch: Hey, the company magazine!
Twimble: Oh, what style, what punch!
Finch: The company restaurant!
Twimble: Ev’ry day same lunch:
Their haddock sandwich; it’s delicious!
Finch: I must try it.
Twimble: (Early in the week.)
Finch: Do you have any hobbies?
Twimble: I’ve a hobby; I play gin with Mr. Bratt.
Finch: Mr. Bratt! And do you play it nicely?
Twimble: Play it nicely . . . still, he blitzes me
In every game, like that!
Finch: Why?
Twimble: ‘Cause I play it the company way.
Executive policy is by me OK.
Finch: Oh, how can you get anywhere?
Twimble: Junior, have no fear;
Whoever the company fires,
I will still be here.
Finch: You will still be here.
Both: Year after year after fiscal,
Never take a risk-al year!
Frump: Oh, me too, me too, Mr. Twimble!
I know exactly what you mean.
From now on . . .
I’ll play it the company way,
Wherever the company puts me
There’ll I’ll stay.
Whatever the company tells him
That he’ll do.
Whatever my uncle may think,
I think so too.
He’s beaming with company pride.
I’ve conquered that overambitious rat inside.
Old Bud is no longer the Frump he used to be.
I pledge to the company sweet conformity.

I will someday earn my medal:
Twenty-five year employee.
I’ll see to it that the medal
Is the only thing they’ll ever pin on me.

The Frump way is the company way.
Executive policy is by him OK.
I’ll never be president,
But there’s one thing clear,
As long as my uncle can stand me,
I will still be here.

We know the company may like or lump any man,
And if they choose to the company may dump any man;
But they will never dump Frump, the company man.
Frump will play it the company,
Frump will play it the company,
Frump will play it the company way!

 
 
 

Great dairy, David, and dead on

eburke (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 3:51PM EST (link)

Never really thought of it in the way you described but you are dead on with your description of the ‘uninvolved’ voter. Those are the ones who voted en masse for ‘The One’ and yet when you talk with them about the bailout…or global warming…or spending…or Chrysler/GM…they are the most persuadable because a) they’re a blank slate; and, b) they are, in my experience, innately conservative in their outlooks on life.

Great job of crystalizing this!

“All that need be done for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”

Unified Patriots

Exactly! And what is most frustrating...

David Hinz (Diary) Monday, May 11th at 6:24PM EST (link)

b) they are, in my experience, innately conservative in their outlooks on life.

In conversations with that same Uninformed, discussing specific issues that affect him — he is conservative in his views — but does NOT know it…

 
 

I like Glen Beck's formulation better

jackbenimble (Diary) Tuesday, May 12th at 1:09PM EST (link)

We have been told that there are three major food groups in the political spectrum in this country; the liberal left, the conservative right and the largest group, the moderate middle.

Glen Beck has formulated this differently and he repeats it on almost every show and I agree with him.

He puts totalitarian government on the left, anarchy on the right, the Founding Fathers well to the righ of center on that scale, the American people slightly to the right of center, and both the Republican and Democrat Parties well to the left of center towards totalitarianism. The only real difference between the two parties is controlling how the huge amount of money gets spent.

I think this formulation presents a real opportunity for one party to step away from the left end of the scale towards the American people and that would include the uninvolved.

“I repudiate the idea of voting for a Democrat

 

This is a fine job you've done here.

Flagstaff (Diary) Tuesday, May 12th at 6:21PM EST (link)

Excellent analysis of the electoral population. “Uninvolved” is a great word to use on this target group, and they deserve their own name.

“The press is so powerful in its image-making role that it can make a criminal look like he’s the victim and make the victim look like he’s the criminal. If you aren’t careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”– Malcolm X, Audubon Ballroom, December 13, 1964

 

Apologia for Moderates

lukematthews (Diary) Wednesday, May 13th at 8:27PM EST (link)

I agree with the analysis pointing out the great number of uninvolved. However, I do think the moderates decide elections simply because they are involved. But, I really believe the case was not made for the right in these past two election cycles, 2006 and 2008. The Republicans had gotten so used to being generous they forgot their mandate. The left was able to make the case they had a plan. We now need to make a plan and that plan should not be in the mushy middle. It should boldly make the case that our freedom and rights are being undermined. It should strike at the heart of this tremendous waste of dollars. I think the case needs to be made to persuade and not assuade the moderate voters. They are a field ripe for the picking. I think they are really getting scared, now that the Democratic Party has shown its hand. We cannot forget that politicing is more about persuading than it is about policies. The policies will follow if the principles are clear.