Thanks to Obama’s failed attempt to invite himself to Congress at a time of his choosing, we have been provided with pretty clear proof that evolution exists.

Oh, not the Darwinian kind. Not the kind that can turn squirrels into bats – or was it bats into squirrels? I can never keep that straight. No, this is patriotic evoloution.

Just two years ago, the apex predator of Patriotism was a powerful beast called Dissent (Dissentum Altissimus Patriotus).  There was no challenge across the landscape for Dissent. However, in the last two years Dissent has devolved into such a pathetic creature that is now named Racism. Meanwhile, over the same two years, a small irrelevent creature has evolved from dwelling under rocks to become the the new apex predator – Respect (Respectum Officium Consul).

Contra to those who seek changes in the fossil record, these species evolutions just move too fast to be recorded.

That line is from one of the great modern Western’s – Silverado. Spoken by Brian Dennehy’s character (Marshal Cobb) to Danny Glover’s. That was just one of many great lines. My personal favorite being John Cleese: “Today, my jurisdiction ends here.”