[This diary post is almost totally satirical in nature, too bad it's not totally..]

Democrats on the Hill today debate between themselves on which 3rd world country to import their next batch of slave-labor from.  The meeting was hosted by the Center for Comprehensive Immigration Reform for the Collectivist “Legalized” Enslavement of Spanish-speakers (CIRCLES for short).  None of the political-class could reach a consensus but all too often, talking in CIRCLES has been prone to coming up with no solutions.  The reasoning in CIRCLES is that in order to get those jobs done which the fat and lazy white-privileged American worker wont do, they must make sure that all white labor is organized into unions while the illegal worker can be eternally exploited to drive down the embedded cost of our exports.  (God bless those patriotic illegal aliens).

Meanwhile, the tarrif must be used on products we import from the markets and industry those whitey crackers work at, in order to inflate prices and keep their snacking lard-butts in front of Law & Order re-runs whilst they draw pensions and benefits that can only be compared with the salaries paid to the union polit-bureaus.  The thinking in CIRCLES meeting today managed to come to one conclusion, that illegal aliens must be free to trespass the laws in order to earn a “living wage” and that any whitey trying to see the law is enforced (not just for respect of sovereignty, but respect for a person’s work to not be rapaciously exploited), is a racist bigot.

They also added, that anyone who believes their dip-sh^ttery doesn’t know his donkey from a hole in the ground.