http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/01/mark-your-time-humans.html

…and the way my laptop is acting these days, it wouldn’t suprise me a bit if it was truly clicking more than once.

My fellow Americans, today is a sad day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “dishonesty”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually change.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces socialist and marxist challenges like never before. Our economy is awful. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for arugula. Our healthcare system is unparalleled. If your head is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a shrink. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a Chicago politician. But floundering together we can right this ship, and set a course for Hawaii.

Finally, I must thank my lousy family, my criminal campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank left-wing maniac liberals for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of protecting the American people. Without your honest efforts, none of this would have been possible.

I’m not sure why you’re getting this message “every” time – perhaps you’ve got an oversensitive mouse.

But fear not, for there is an antidote to the alien brainwashing: a daily dose of Limbaugh for at least 3 weeks has been shown to bring some people back to reality.

The comment shows up (and only once it seems) but the error comes up every time. I don’t think I’m hitting anything twice…

My (second) version

My fellow Americans, today is a Filthy day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “hypocrisy”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually milk.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces misunderstood and graft-offering challenges like never before. Our economy is cratering. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for elites. Our healthcare system is world-renown. If your pinky is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a manicurist. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a servant pope. But stealing together we can right this ship, and set a course for San Francisco.

Finally, I must thank my self-dealing family, my misleading campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank reporter-advocates for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of serving the American people. Without your honest, naive efforts, none of this would have been possible.

As for him being from outer space? Nah, just another cheap crooked politician from Chicago.

“Syrian President Bashar Assad congratulated Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal Saturday on his organization’s “victory” in the Gaza Strip, Syrian news agency SANA reported.
Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal…

At a meeting in Damascus with Mashaal and a Hamas delegation, Assad said that Israel had failed to achieve its objectives in Operation Cast Lead, “despite using its most lethal weaponry.”

This, he said, was “proof of the Palestinian people’s dedication to their rights over the land and their deep belief in the ultimate victory over the occupation and aggression.”

The Hamas delegation reportedly expressed its gratitude to Assad for Syria’s support.”