How Can We Pay Tribute to The One?


How About a Beautiful and Symbolic Dance Routine?

Admit it: he deserves no less. And Congress is already working to find worse ways to spend your taxpayer money.


Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama’s Inauguration Ceremony

By the way, if you stay through to the end, you’ll see that Congressman Jim Marshall (D-GA) is doing that to everyone.

Consider this an open thread.


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You do know

prgeek Thursday, January 15th at 12:54PM EST (link)

that The Onion is a satirical website. It’s satire. It isn’t real. Calm down.

Q: Hey, prgeek: How many progressives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Moe Lane (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 12:58PM EST (link)

A: THAT’S NOT FUNNY.

Sheesh, kid.

Heh...that better not be and Edison lightbulb Moe....;^)...nt

Attack Mode (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:09PM EST (link)

“Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper” Peter Griffin…Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!

Steel-Belted Radial Right Winger

“I’ll create 5 million jobs from out of unicorn farts and pixie dust” Justatron paraphrasing Obamessiah…yes I love it that much.

I hear part of the economic stimulus plan is to create a new bureau for The Lightbulb Police

JustLeaveMeAlone (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 4:40PM EST (link)

After all, there are lots of unemployed Mattress Police and Pillow Police out there, and this would give them “green” jobs :)

“To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” Thomas Jefferson

 
 

At least two depending how much room

Tbone (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 2:31PM EST (link)

there is in the light bulb.

Envisioning when all that is Left is the Right.

 
 

prgeek...

Attack Mode (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:08PM EST (link)

You mean Mr. Haller isn’t going to make the dresses for the inaugural dance himself???

And you think we are the stupid ones…heh..I think you got that all sewn up on your own.

“Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper” Peter Griffin…Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!

Steel-Belted Radial Right Winger

“I’ll create 5 million jobs from out of unicorn farts and pixie dust” Justatron paraphrasing Obamessiah…yes I love it that much.

I didn't call anyone stupid

prgeek Thursday, January 15th at 1:18PM EST (link)

The article seemed to take it seriously. I was just pointing out that it was satire. I’ve seen a lot of people get fooled by stuff on The Onion.

Sheesh!

I didn't say you *called* us stupid now did I....

Attack Mode (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:25PM EST (link)

By the way if you hang around a bunch of people who are fooled by the onion then you might want to get a new group of people to hang around with.

“Land of the Free and Home of da Whopper” Peter Griffin…Family Guy

conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!

Steel-Belted Radial Right Winger

“I’ll create 5 million jobs from out of unicorn farts and pixie dust” Justatron paraphrasing Obamessiah…yes I love it that much.

 
 
 

But you know, genius...

Bill S (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:57PM EST (link)

…the funny thing about satire is that it’s funny because there’s some truth in it. It’s up to you to decide how much.

In this case, there’s more truth to it than you and your buddies would admit.

“It’s such a fine line between stupid, and clever.” – David St. Hubbins

 
 

Pay Tribute To The One With A Customized Obamicon

Swamp_Yankee (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:03PM EST (link)

We are all familiar with the famous red and blue shaded Obama/Hope image. This is a fun site that lets people create their own Obamicon image. All you need is a picture to upload. In commemeration of the Messiah’s inauguration, you may want to create your own Obamicon. Some of my favs:

1) Smoke (BO)
2) Grope (Clinton)
3) Yes Wii Can (Wii)
3) Pope (JPII)
4) Stay Classy (Ron Burgundy)
5) New Hope (R2D2)

 

I'm not sure what that has to do

prgeek Thursday, January 15th at 1:04PM EST (link)

with the fact that the video is satire. The Onion is one of my favorite sites. They have some really funny stuff on there. This is one of my favorites.

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive

I was replying to Moe

prgeek Thursday, January 15th at 1:06PM EST (link)

OK, let's get more elemental.

Moe Lane (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:07PM EST (link)

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

I guess I miss the connection

prgeek Thursday, January 15th at 1:12PM EST (link)

there to. I assume you are just bored.

OK, let's try this one.

Moe Lane (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:14PM EST (link)

Looked it up special.

what do u call a bucket thats color is red?

a red bucket.

what do u call a bucket thats color is green?

a red bucket painted green.

How about this one

prgeek Thursday, January 15th at 1:15PM EST (link)

What do you call a stupid joke?

A: A stupid joke.

Hey! You *finally* figured out that I testing your capacity to detect sarcasm.

Moe Lane (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:23PM EST (link)

Congratulations! You avoided being lumped in with basalt.

Now go tell Brian you’re sorry for being such a humorless so-and-so in his nice Open Thread.

No joke.

 
 
 

Spelling's not your forte either, is it?

NightTwister (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:16PM EST (link)

Those homonyms can be so confusing.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. – Winston Churchill

So, what is it

prgeek Thursday, January 15th at 1:24PM EST (link)

that you think I misspelled?

 

Nevermind

prgeek Thursday, January 15th at 1:28PM EST (link)

I got it. You caught me. I’m stupid.

Ignoring a site moderator typically is, yawp.

Moe Lane (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:34PM EST (link)

I’m sure that the rest of you have enjoyed this little escapade, but the kid just woke up. So, one last joke, oh won’t-apologize-when-told-to one:

Q: What do you call it when Barack Obama says that his primary goal is to find and kill Osama?

A: A LIE!

Hyuck.
Hyuck.
Hyuck.

Blam.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Can I put in a plug for my new venture, as described on RS today?

streetwise (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 1:09PM EST (link)

http://www.redstate.com/streetwise/2009/01/15/sacred-doves-llc-invest-now/

 

Legalizing marijuana to pay for children's healthcare

Finrod (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 3:16PM EST (link)

Lefty-leaning site The Stranger has an article about a proposal to decriminalize marijuana in Washington state. This wouldn’t be terribly interesting news, except that part of their justification is to save money that could then be used for children’s healthcare:

Three representatives introduced a bill in the state house this morning that would reduce the penalty for marijuana possession to a mere $100 fine. [Update: Nine additional co-sponsors have signed on.] Under current law, possessing as little as one joint is punishable by up to 90 days in jail. In Washington last year, 11,553 people were arrested on marijuana possession charges.

Representative Brendan Williams (D-22, Olympia), one of the bills co-sponsors, says he plans to “frame it in terms of the tradeoff in the budget discussion … and set a square alternative. He says conservative legislators could be attracted to the cost-saving argument for decriminalization more than ever. “Do you choose to provide health care for x number of children or fund criminalizing marijuana possession?” he asks. For example, Williams cites a cost analysis of pot busts taken from Washington State Institute for Public Policy data that shows, based on the number of arrests in 2007, Washington would save $7.5 million by passing the law.

Hmm, maybe someone should pass this on to Obama, his attorney general nominee, and the members in Congress debating SCHIP.

Let’s get down to brass tacks here. How much for the ape?

I am sure many leftys use the profits

izoneguy (Diary) Thursday, January 15th at 3:18PM EST (link)

made from selling marijuana to pay for their children’s healthcare.

The point cannot be made often enough: Modern liberalism, as embodied in the Obama presidency, is the defender of the status quo. And the status quo is a road to economic ruin. Political forces cannot redistribute the wealth that the economic system does not produce.