There are going to be a heck of a lot of disappointed people out there.

I wonder how long it will take for them to turn on him when he cannot deliver utopia?

when people on the conservative side get frustrated, we realize it is due to human limitations.
The Obamatons, when they get frustrated, will look to blame us.
Think of ‘counter revolutionaries’, and how progressives around the world treat those hwom they have afixed the blame for their failures.

These people are so creepy. “messiah” “personal jesus”, etc. You should be very concerned about these people if they gain power. Of course I’m sure Angela thinks Bush deserves all the crap he gets.

Sent to me by a person living in one of the Bluest of states.

Dear Red States:

If you manage to steal this election too we’ve decided we’re leaving.
We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss.
We get 85% of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we’re going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they’re apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don’t care if you don’t show pictures of their children’s caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we’re not willing to spend our resources in Bush’s Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country’s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92%of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95% of America’s quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92%of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we’re taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico

Peace out,

Blue States

She thought she missed out on all the fun when she couldn’t make it to Jonestown. But now she’s drunk the Obama Kool-Aid and everything’s great!

n/t

all I have to do in my Red State is run out all the people that I don’t want there and do so without interference from my Blue friends. They’ll have one Helluva social welfare problem, including most of those obese people, and I’ll have a productive, happy, homogenous, and very little taxed population.

This dumb chick would have made a perfect Manson girl.

The Lord I serve(goes by the name “Jesus of Nazareth”) isn’t in the habit of anointing politicians who would refuse medical care to abortion survivors.

I could go on, but this is a political, not theological, site.